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@bakeoff.bsky.social
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More coffee, please. #CatDad ( sometimes proud ), Musician, retired zookeeper and part-time Nihilist. ( Peer-certified worker within the psychiatric field ) Also ( and I hate that this needs to be said, again ) NO ROOM FOR NAZIS!

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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Off course. He just got gifted a stage win by pogacar. 😄
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And now we wait for all the abuse all the black English players will get from reform voters and Tommy Robinson fans. And if I was Tuchel, I'd get ready to seek asylum in a EU country.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He thinks he invented the word groceries "things that come in a bag" and no one corrected him. Why start now?
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The sad part is that such an app would be AI as well.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Billionaires have been prepping for this for a while now. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried?
The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Doesn't matter to MAGA's as long as their cult leader is getting richer. Paraphrasing Carlin here. "When you make your ideology your identity, you're screwed."
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He's gonna lean in real hard to the "They tried to cancel me!" brocast sphere.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ditto. bsky.app/profile/bake...
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Platner is rapidly turning out to be a fucking Fetterman.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It is very very simple. Trump was busy raping girls and palling around with Epstein when the cold war ended. He has no clue about what happened before and after that and thinks FDR was a communist.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Large parts of the people don't care as long as they don't need healthcare. That's the American dream. "Any day now, I could become a billionaire so why should I pay taxes to the lazy people?"
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's also a great way to build up your form and burn calories without wrecking your knees.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Those Communist "Freedom Fuel" gas stations are gonna run out of freedom real soon if the strait of Hormuz isn't gonna be open real soon.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There's a reason why the tech bro billionaires love him. They get to do what they want as long as they game their algorithms in his favour. Less oversight and more money for them.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The fact that any judge on any court is appointed a seat until the day they die is one helluva recipe for corruption.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Too many games.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is that why i have to pay a subscription to the sky?
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's not a war. It's a 3 day excursion.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honestly, a Gosling Skywalker bumbling through space having no idea what he's doing and why he's doing it, sounds like a Star Wars movie i would watch. A Spaceballs story.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tulsi Gabbard agrees.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who would've thunk? The sun keeps going while we're running out of dinosaurs to burn.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A mediocre real estate president appointing mediocre real estate negotiators. One of whom just happens to be his son-in-law. What a coincidence.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"God help me, I listened to about five minutes of Glenn Beck’s radio show this morning." Why would you do that to yourself? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your dedication to research, but come man, protect yourself. Scientists trying to find a vaccine for ebola don't expose themselves to ebola.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No shit. bsky.app/profile/bake...
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are you wearing a onesie with short sleaves? If so, throw us a link. Also, Lily reminds me of someone in my profile pic.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The what now?
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You can still have at least one of them in your life if you follow champions league and not just the world cup. 😄
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Have no idea. Not on instagram.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pretty sure they'll handle it like every other country that's had to deal with Trump for the last 10+ years. "Tomorrow he'll forget about what he was raging about yesterday." There's no Trump plan, no Trump objective, no Trump strategy, no making America great again. There's just getting thru this.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not to be a debbie downer, but those Patriot air defence systems being built and produced in Ukraine is not two-three months away. They're at least one or two years away. What Ukraine needs right now is Patriot systems and other air defenses that are in operation to counter Putin's war crimes.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"This miscarriage of justice will destroy America if they don't change their absolutely insane decision.” Oh the land of the free where if the SCOTUS doesn't vote against the Constitution will destroy America.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not gonna pretend i knew where this was going, but at least i had one principle. No nazi tattoos. bsky.app/profile/bake...
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Corruption is expensive.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No. But 40 years ago my only game was Donkey Kong so wtf do I know.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The reddit mod drama is a whole thing in and of itself. Basically when a reddit sub gets popular and trending, the original purpose of the sub is gone. Kinda like how the original meaning of memes gets diluted.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I gotta admit, i checked out from reddit years ago. AMA's went downhill and reddit became another venue for people trying to sell shit.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Feeling mighty smithy. If only I was God.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh hey. It's Covid crowds all over again. Only this time, Trump is the virus.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He be dead, man. Also, don't fucking forgive him for what he's done just because he's gotten old and fragile.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Let's just say that Paraguay didn't leave a great impression on and off the field.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fetterman and Manchin anyone?
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thank you Brad! You didn't jinx it. 😄
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
All for that, but still gonna throw in an anti jinx here.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Still 7 mins to go. The beauty of footie.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nah, Argentina-Cap Verde was the game of the tournament.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"May you live in interesting times." is really starting to grow old on me.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Infantino is the perfect embodiment of the capitulation large parts of American judiciary, press and media has done to Trump. They and him embraced the corruption and is only thinking about how they can benefit now, not what happens later when Trump is gone.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There's a lot of shit that the founders didn't imagine. Like a congress and senate that surrendered to a king and a scotus that gave that king immunity to commit all the crimes he wanted to.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why do American neo nazi's always look like Joe Rogan podcast listeners that plays Call of Duty.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Maybe he's hibernating like some species of turtles do.
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