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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 05/10/2026

I feel like I should have seen this one coming based on the reaction people had to the harry potter game a few years ago but I somehow thought people would be more mature than they are

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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 04/10/2026

well yeah, you're not that guy.

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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 03/10/2026

I'm not autistic I just have a lot of free time to invest in shitty horse games

⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 02/10/2026

It's incredible how each line manages to be more absurd than the last

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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 02/10/2026

Aura has hidden prerequisites beyond "be confident" and we all know at least one of them is "Be conventionally attractive"

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TRAIN JUST A FUCKING TRAIN If you're going to do capital punishment, just go full-bore man.

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if you need something for self-defence you should spend like... 20 dollars on a walmart-brand knife that you keep on you at all times or pepper spray keys aren't it regardless

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...while you watch your wife get absolutely ploughed obviously

I think the internet-wide pedophobia that we've seen as of late has resulted in early internet chain-email type stuff but public for some reason

Being anxious because an important thing is happening is literally the most common and real thing ever what are we talking abou

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The subtle implication that men weren't into fanfiction already

It would not be worthwhile to retrofit Pokemon onto D&D it would make more sense to just make a whole new ass ttrpg at that point

Maybe making 8 hour videos daily isn't sustainable

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I didn't know they were allowed to make hot sonic characters

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Accepting name submissions for this cat

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I have to imagine it's because there are sounds in other languages that Japanese doesn't have period.

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the ugly as sin rats are the most common form of rat but wha

This rule is easily avoided by: Emptying the gun.

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Reading quoted tweet has caused me to be sucked back into the magical (somehow still thriving) land of Doki Doki Literature Club discourse. So much criticism of DDLC is directed at how simplistic it is compared to its inspirations but considering this is the level its fans are at...

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50/50 shot she knows what I meant by this

There's an implication here that queer people are the only people who experience oppression that I see constantly and it never ceases to amuse me.

Sorry man your kid's dead.

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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 29/09/2026

"Securing a 4k should be guaranteed!" "No, 4ks should virtually never happen!"

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One of my favourite genders