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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast

@baileybootleg.bsky.social
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Late 30's trans entity. Θ∆. Enjoyer of Transformers, The Bit, fuzzy critters and TTRPGs. She/They. Juniper Blossoms @ Lamia server. pfp by @sererena.bsky.social 🔞

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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here you go! It's Mochi, and she's likes to sleep in my lap and twist herself into all kinds of shapes.
A tuxedo cat sprawled out into a mysterious shape in the lap of the person taking the photo. She is fast asleep and knows not a trouble in the world. She is extending one paw out like the subject of a fancy painting.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'm gonna get gayer and more annoying in 2026. This is your warning.
Screenshot showing my word for 2026. The word is "Theatrical." This is accurate because I'm planning on meeting a problem this year.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A tuxedo cat, sleeping on a scratching pad and covered in a blanket. She is made of liquid and I love her.A tuxedo cat shaped like a donut. She's happily snoozing in my lap while I'm under a blanket. Here we see her beans on full display. The tart.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
She is grace. She is beauty. Observe my clueless fuzz child.
A tuxedo cat named Mochi. She is stretched out of the carpet, enjoying her time with her carrot toy. She appears to be trying to formulate a thought, but it's taking up all her processing power. She will shortly return to wallowing around on the carrot.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My creatures! Mochi and Dunk. They are perfect and horrible and I love them beyond words.
Two blurry tuxedo cats. The larger of which, Mochi, is looking away while the smaller, Dunk, takes the opportunity to attempt to steal from Mochi's bowl of food.A blurry image of a tuxedo cat, Dunk, as she approaches the camera wielder, her mind intent on violence and chaos.A small tuxedo cat, her brain full of oatmeal, stares up at the person behind the camera. The image is dimly lit and slightly blurry. A tuxedo cat, Mochi, laying on her back and rolling around on the floor. The image is blurry, but we can still see that the cat has not a single thought in her brain.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Please understand that the more I see this post, the more my brain associates her with accidently creating chocobo NASCAR. Because of that one tumblr post.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is Mochi and she is constantly looking for a cozy place to fall asleep in.
Tuxedo cat laying in a Sunbeam, stretching her legs and toes. She is perfect.Tuxedo cat with little white mustache curled up in a Sunbeam next to a cat toy. She enchants mortals with her presence.Tuxedo cat laying in a lap while stretching her legs and having all four paws touching. She laid like this for an hour. She is graceful and majestic.Tuxedo cat sitting in a bathtub with an intense expression on her face as she stares at something off camera. She is fearless, an explorer of New horizons and a mighty hunter.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This little shit, good friends and some spicy egg noodles.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I have no team or element, I just let the blorbos speak to me.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Like, observe this rusty, busted-down peice of scrap! The best vehicle I've ever experienced! I put over 100k miles on it and it never failed me. I miss it so much.
The front end of a rusted pickup truck. It's name was Kup and it still has a peice of my heart.Side view of a rusted white pickup. It was unstoppable and I have never again known love like the kind I had for it.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ah. That somehow checks
Your result: Crack treated seriously.
A certified silly goose, you wish everyone could chill out and find some fucking whimsy!
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ohno. The idea that Juniper would get along well with the person that once threatened her life (indirectly, at least) is delightful.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Fuck it, y'all wanna see more of my cats? Here they are!
A fluffy tuxedo cat sits on a woman's back like she's a chair. The woman accepts her fate. A short hair tuxedo cat lays in a basket of laundry. The cat looks confused. A short hair tuxedo cat looks majestic as she stands tall in front of a sunny window. We love her. A long hair tuxedo cat lounges on the floor. What mischief is he plotting? We may never know.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Did June last time, but this time I threw Dremin at them. He scored abysmally with Roe and Thyme, but apparently he and Fletcher would get along swimmingly... oh no.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Juniper barely makes it, but i think her messy forest hobo nature might be a deal breaker.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Wishing you luck with The Struggles. Here's a picture of my cats to aid you.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I guess I can show off some of my drawings here. Colors are hard and I don't know how to shade, so I stick mostly to sketches and lineart.
A digital drawing of a centaur with the lower half of a cougar. The creature is welding a long- handled scythe. The drawing is line art alone, with no shading or colors.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
It took like 83 years to get an invite, but I did get here eventually.
Am image showing that I was the 1,293,456th user to join blue sky.
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Bailey Bootleg, Machine Enthusiast @baileybootleg.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Look at this adorable cuddlebug cat. Mochi is a top tier nap companion.
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