hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 20/04/2026spending all day delivering weed for my weed delivery job on national weed day in the town that invented national weed day 021
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 16/04/2026CHECK ENGINE! LOW TIRE! 15 FUCKING MPG! the hat trick of pain 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 24/01/2026star trek 3 gets a bad rap, this shit owns lmao 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 22/01/2026my car likes to make that type of black metal that doesnt have drums in it 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i was born in 2017 so im not even able to participate in the viral thing 010
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 20/12/2025marin county ca has three seasons: "highly flammable" (5 months), "spring" (1 month), "green bricks" (5 months) 210
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 18/12/202512/18 8:43am check engine light has turned OFF👍 110
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 04/12/2025somehow my david consumption has gone down 50% from last year :( 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 02/12/2025embraced my inner weeb and blew the entire budget for my childrens xmas presents at the bandai gashapon capsule store.... 120
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 02/12/2025why does the meat guy w the plugs at whole foods fucking hate me???? 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 02/12/2025five 9 yr old girls in my house right now and they are all calling me "BRUH" 140
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 02/12/2025two things i interact with every day but have NO UNDERSTANDING OF is calories and soap????? 110
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 21/11/2025another day of reading a breathless review of some album only to realize its another goddamn bitcrushed abstract techno thing...."fool me once" etc 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 27/10/2025got murphdog his first pair of white on white forces💫 030
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 08/10/2025saw an alignment chart yesterday that said i was "goated unc" 030
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 26/09/2025listening to unadorned bass frequencies while on the clock....again 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 26/09/2025to the tune of the lunch lady song: 🎵integras and preludes, integras and preludes🎵 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 19/08/2025carlos santana will join drummer wife on stage 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 28/07/2025tfw the darksided techstep is extremely cinematic 010
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 25/07/2025took a giant whiff of "yellowjacket attractant" and discovered a completely new type of headache 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 08/07/2025emo is forever and jungle is forever.......but never the twain shall meet 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 23/06/2025my entire twitter feed is now exclusively ex net arters shilling NFT drops and it fucking BLOWS 220
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 14/06/2025this is the first shot of klingons in star trek ever lmao im fucking dying 030
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 19/05/2025for all my gene wolfe heads, did you know he invented the machine that makes pringles??????? 251
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 18/05/2025tusday night a 16 year old in a jeep turned directly in front of me while i was passing through an intersection and killed my beloved 07 e90 :( my body is fine but my heart is broken:( rip friend 220
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 03/05/2025for ten minutes every evening the house is "giving spaceship" 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 01/05/2025my favorite part of the morning is when the turkeys get mad at me 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 31/03/2025gonna make an acid bath/hot boys mixtape........... 000
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 06/03/2025new monster hunter lets you give your guy the broccoli hair 🤘🤘🤘 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 24/02/2025i could make a whole account on here of all batshit/surreal/ hilarious things/people/ situations that i encounter every night while delivering weed in marin county 150
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 22/02/2025my daughter is asking siri to show her pictures of tuvak but it keeps showing her pictures of tupac lolol and shes like ...who is this guy???? 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 06/02/2025thinking about maybe having people just call me Jeffrey from now on 020
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 13/01/2025there are so few people in this life who actually get it, chris was one of them.... im just heartbroken rest in peace seecoy :( 010
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 12/12/2024is it gauche to post the same thing on both "x" and "bluesky" 030
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 04/12/2024what weeb sticker should i get for my new car 120
hi hello baij goodbye @baij.bsky.social · 30/11/2024making a duck stock and thinking about how "scumraft" would be a pretty cool band name 020
