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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're the owner of Last Ditch, the COVID Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

me: i’m rereading war and peace coworker: why would you do that to yourself? me: let me introduce you to pierre

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

drinking four coffees is all fun and games until you have to confess your sins to the toilet

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

villain reprises always hit so much harder than the original songs

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Vic Michaelis @vicmmic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

10/10!!!!

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low” is a crazy lyric. i know i’ve when been high bc i remember getting high???

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

crazy that we’ve gone 25 years without a single 9/11

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it’s actually so fucked up that the stores near me only have rugelach during chanukah. i need it nowwwww

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ovulation is crazy bc why do i feel my least sexy when i’m at peak fertility

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i got sick of ads while trying to stream over the garden wall so i bought the dvd and it was $9 and packed with bonus features. this is what dvds are supposed to be like

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i wish i worked at smosh so i could get paid to have crashouts instead of keeping them as inside thoughts

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i wonder if there’s any contention between the company that makes Magic Bullet™️ blenders and the company that makes Magic Bullet™️ vibrators

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

why does every commercial want me to sell my clothes? nobody wants my old TeeKO shirts

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i am begging musicians to offer an ep version of their deluxe tracks. i don’t want to pay $50 for an album i already have just bc it has three more songs

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

personally i do believe we should make america healthy again. like when we eradicated polio. we should do that again.

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

hot tip for ppl with audio sensitivity: if you forget your sensory headphones but you have regular headphones you can just play white noise and it’s pretty much the same

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

if i catch you using gr*k i am actually legally and morally obliged to run you over with my car

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

what are the implications of a lesbian wedding with a lavender color scheme? asking for myself in 10 years

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

if samfrodo not gay then why sam blush when holding frodo’s hand?

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

hot take: every bathroom should have a plunger near the toilet because it’s totally normal to need one, but embarrassing to ask someone else where it is

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

just saw a cop driving a car with a license plate that said LOL OOPS

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

second time in the past week that a lyft driver has left without me even though i MESSAGED ASKING FOR AN EXTRA MINUTE TO PUT MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOES ON

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

me getting carded for 0.5% beer: really? it’s less alcohol than a hamburger bun cashier: shhhhhh we’ll have to card for those too

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

everything shower but i have executive dysfunction so i have to do it over the course of two days

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i have yet to say anything funnier than “look at mr bisexual over here with his chocolate milk”

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

imagine meeting your son for the first time and before you can introduce yourself he decides your name is mr. poop

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

seventeen by marina hits different bc i literally could never tell you what happened the day i turned 17. i know that’s not how she means it but like. i have no memory of that day. there are no pictures. i remember 16 and 18 but not 17.

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

one time a 5 year old asked me who my 12th favorite avenger was and i genuinely ran down the list and i’m p sure i said scarlet witch

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

unfortunately everyone showing up for the final battle in avengers endgame remains one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

learning a new alphabet is so humbling like now that i’m learning cyrillic i understand how five year olds feel learning the latin alphabet

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

profound musings from the wikipedia article on juggling

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

sometimes i’m sad and then i remember that there was a nascar driver in the 80s named dick trickle

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

imagine giving up a successful broadway career just to voice the mom on a children’s show about republican chinchillas

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

clint barton being a gemini is so real and so important to me

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i’m so jealous of married ppl like wdym you can just be horny and there’s someone in your house who wants to have sex with you

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

reminder that it is ethical and responsible to go to starbucks during the workers united strike to get free items like pup cups and cups of water. don’t just refuse to give them money, make them spend their money on you (and tip the baristas in cash)

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bahíyyih darcy 🦎 chaotic sun depressed moon @bahiyyihdarcy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

when i watch mcu movies i like to pick out things that comics hawkeye would actually say like “the city is flying and i have a bow and arrow. none of this makes sense.”

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