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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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The amount of ppl that think I, a mim wage cashier, have anything to to with stock, recruitment and staff management is unreal. I can't help you, my manager doeant care, speak to Head office.

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First Bonnie Tyler, Then Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry. I dont know if I could take another. Can we form a protective circle around Tom Jones, just in case. He's 86.

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I can't afford to subscribe to Netflix prime or Disney but if I could afford them & had to pay 170 py to be able to watch them, then I wouldn't he able to afford them. So buying one would be pointless.

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I'm 50. Other than on telly, I've never heard the words "thrift shop" in my fucking life until a few years ago. Now everywhere's a fucking "thrift shop" and bougie as fuck. I want to go to a smelly second-hand shop and find levi's for £5 then brag about my find.

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In work were selling England flags and bucket hats, you know, for the FIFA. Were in Wales. WTAF??? No Scottish flags. Just English. I'm fucking outraged!!!

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DesTROY McClure 🧟‍♂️ @trozen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just a reminder, the company you work for does not care about you. You could drop dead today while working and they will replace you in a short amount of time. I say this only because we collectively need to stop giving these companies all of our energy even when we’re off the clock.

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Looking at jobs and I just cant believe some of the company benefits. Blown away by "onsite parking", "overtime", "casual dress" and ... annual leave?

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Wait till you meet the ones that unload it, then push it off behind the till belt and leave it there! Don't even wheel it to the other end to pack bags into it.

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There's a certain type of woman aged 40-50 ish who when they want their cashier to know they won't be paying you until they've packed and they'll be taking their time, starts humming. It's never a proper tune not in any order. I recognise it bc my mum used to do it. Should i hum along?

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When older women with a big shop want the person behind them to know they have no intention of letting them jump infront, they start doing all their best bending over grunting. There was no grunting before your arrival or I'd have I offered to help them unload. They just don't want you to go first

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Pondering how poor life choices led me to a life in retail where ppl get to be as rude as they like to me & I'm expected to take it on the chin in the name of "good customer service". I could have been a Dr or a Journalist & at least had credentials to back me up when someone was a colossal cunt.

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In todays episode of dont fucking do that! Don't tell my mgr, I wouldn't get your replacement sprouts when they fell on the floor & split bc you didn't load the belt properly. I can't just fuck off mid transaction. I rang the bell. That's all that's required of me. Send the big lout u brought with.

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And I'll do with a gentle smile. Prove it happened at the till, Dickhead!

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In work, I have ppl try to hand me phones to do various things.l ALL the time. They sometimes come straight out of a bra. I will not touch them. I tell them it's company policy and due to data protection I'm not allowed to touch anyone's phone. That is absolute bollocks. Ppl are just gross.

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Watched Louis Theroux Manosphere last night. He did a good job of exposing these kids as actors playing characters for ££ but it got me wondering, whatever happened to that bellend Roosh V. He fucking started all this didn't he? Anyone old enough to remember when Reggie Yates did State of Man?

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In todays episode of Dont do that: Don't load your basket onto a moving belt behind a MASSIVE shop, that has half a trolley they're still putting on as their partner is packing. Then don't start muttering "fuck sake... Jesus christ" as you have to hold back your shopping. YOU put it there. Prick!

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I haven't found anything weird in my end displays for weeks. It's been quiet-ish. But rest assured, summer is on the way.

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Why are so many ppl coming shopping & filling their own bags all of a sudden instead of a basket, then getting pissy that they are being followed around the store? You are actually filling you own personal bags with our stock. We are reasonably assuming you are shoplifting.

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You don't need to ask about my day. I'm in work when I'd rather be a lottery winner up a mountain in the Netherlands. You can assume I'm not great. What time I finish is none of your business. I also don't care how your day is. Stop holding up my queue, take your shit and fuck off.

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What's with customers tht want u to serve them in complete silence & not acknowledge others? It happens a lot. A woman complained that whilst serving her, I was answering questions from the customer behind her. "Ur supposed to be serving ME right now. U can answer her when you are serving HER.

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Customer buys a massive dog bed. Loads their shopping on top of the dog bed then says (with an attittide): Can you scan my dog bed so I can put it in the trolley first! Can I fuck! Your whole shop is in it, customers have loaded behind you. You're shop has to be emptied first so no. Fuck off.

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How are people getting to old age and still don't understand that "No, you can't have you carrier bags first actually, bc you have loaded your entire shop on top of them". Bag up front if you want me to scan it first so you can bag your shopping. Twat.

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Why do customers put on amateur dramatics to try & get what they want. They will literally put on a whole show with well practices lines. It will be the same show they put on the week before over the same thing.

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I thought Uk Gamon were bad but Americans are some of the most backwards, institutionalised ppl I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with. This can't be their first experience of tourettes. Their refusal to understand this condition is unsurprising tho, if im honest.

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Why do customers just make shit up? Cust: well i come every weds and the usual weds girl let's me do do it. No she doesnt. *I'M* the usual "weds girl". That's my day. Its been my day for 3 years unless I book holidays and I'm here ALL day.

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"Scuse me luv. U got those things off tiktok?" Dont use tiiktok sorry. "The chicken things" I'll need more info than that. "U must know they're ALL OVER TIKTOK". Don't use tiktok, sorry "Ever?" Nope. "They're chicken coated in jaffa cakes & popping candy" U might be in the wrong fkin shop, pal.

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In today's episode of don't do that. Please don't fucking shout at me about things being cheaper in other shops. I literally don't give a fuck, I'm not responsible for pricing, it's done from head office & even if I told my mgr you complained (which I dont) they wouldn't give a fuck either.

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Crap ppl left in my end display this week: 3x toddlers bobble hats 1 toddlers raincoat 2 pairs of glasses A trolley key A door key An empty Greg's Coffee cup An empty Greg's pizza wrapper A new door mat in a bag with receipt. I was off 4 days so that's all.

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If you complain to my mgr that I'm scanning too fast & you were terrified for your blueberries, They will nod and validate but know that I will NEVER be formally informed of this complaint nor will it be noted in my record. Complain that I'm too slow though & that's another story.

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In todays episode of 'Don't fucking do that' Dogs! Don't come in with dogs & kick-off when you're asked to take your dog out of the shop. You can't bring your fucking pets in. We permit working assistance dogs only. Not in your trolley, arms, coat or bag. NO FUCKING DOGS, FOR FUCK SAKE!!

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I HATE joining new fitness classes. No guidance, no basic steps. "Wtf is Pelican pose" "Just follow everyone else". "How though? The last pose you had me position my head up my own arse. I can't see from there!!" That's not "beginners". Beginners should be basics. This is clearly an advance class.

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I've just opened my chicken legs from TESCO and they stink of bleach. Why the fuck do my raw chicken legs stink of bleach? That's not normal.

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Lowri Turner & Storm Huntley Chatting shit already. Claiming schools shouldn't close on snow days bc NHS doesn't. They put out calls to ask ppl not to attend non essential appts & travel. Hospitals close non essential departments to free up staff. Admin spend days calling ppl to rearrange appts.

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Mars bars and snickers multipacks went from 4 for £1.75 to 3 for £2.00. Robbing fuckers. They're going to be selling us individual Heroes at full size prices this time next year. My diet is going to go very well though.

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Just because your ID is cupped in your hand doesn't mean you've shown it to me. I need to SEE it. Hold it up. Present it. Same goes for "my ID is in my purse". OK, that's grand. Get it out of there then. I need to look at it with the two eyes on the front of my fucking face. I'm not Prof. X.

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Chocolate is VERY expensive now. You had a Turkish delight lately? Asside from being half the size, The 'chocolate' is nothing like chocolate. We had an empty box of heroes for xmas. The same is true of them. I was never going to stop eating it till it tasted hideous so they've done me a favour.

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I went into work on Tuesday and the easter eggs were all out. EASTER EGGS in January!! You know why they do though. Bc you morons cime in and buy them. They're shit too. US owned, barely legally chocolate.

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For a few months, my teens have been teaching me about "American exceptionalism", "Defaultism" and being "local minded". I've always found Americans insufferable for all the reasons we now have new words to describe but ive never experienced it quite as hard as a conversation about Welshcakes.

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See also the "leve a gap", pricks. Just use a fucking devider so everyone can utilise the space efficiently. Arseholes!

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Worse. Whn yr £45 in & they bark "I wanted that seperated" "This?" lifting the last item u rang. "No, all that" pushing away £30 of shopping u can't void w/o a mgr. 1. Use a FUCKING devider then I'm not mystic Meg. 2. U didnt notice till I got to the last item? Fuck off,you daft cunt.

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Cust:I'm NEVER shopping here again! Me: Right-o. See you same day next week with the same nonsense then? Bye-ee

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Shit I found in my end display this week: Defrosted Chinese ribs, defrosted pizzas, sicky wetwipes. Greggs coffee cup. A door mat from another shop. A brolly. A pair of glasses. A baby sock. A basket full of fruit. An empty protein shake that was finished in-store & never paid for.

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In todays episode of DONT FUCKING DO THAT! Don't send your child halfway round the shop to get a loud honking dog toy, let them honk it round the shop for 35 mins then give it back to the Cashier saying "were not buying it. I just gave it to her to keep her quiet". FUCK YOU! Fuck. Fucking. YOU!

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Why do people keep putting their babies on the conveyer belt? It ain't fucking Butlins in here!

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6 chicken breasts - beep - 6.50 Large steak- beep - £11 Large fresh Salmon - beep - £6. Me: 23.50 please. Cust: Thats the dog fed for the week. What do you want, a gold BluePeter badge? I don't. Give. A fuck! Tannoy: is a member of management available to give a customer a pat on the back please?

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When buying reduced sticker items, you don't need all 40 tons of chicken breast, 2 pork joints, 18 pks of corned beef, 24 milkybar mouse, 4 loaves of bread,, 9pks of hot dogs, 6 pks of 24eggs that are all "use by today". Other ppl exist & when you get to the till I think "what a fucking cunt"

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