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Dirk Belfonte

@bagpuss.bsky.social
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In solitude I come alive.

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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 2h
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Ride A White Swan
T. Rex · Get It On: The Collection · Song · 2011
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 3h
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
POOVE.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 7h
Send them tv bailiffs in.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
It's the middle of October.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 13h
Scouser batting at 4 for Mumbai.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 22h
In honour of these fine gentlemen re-releasing the album on cd, what an fucking song. open.spotify.com/track/1KswEt...
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Strangers
Sykofant · Sykofant · Song · 2024
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 22h
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Perfect size for you??
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Don't you get a special trade discount, like half price??
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
There's just so many times someone can be unfunny and try hard.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
A combination of beer and flame grilled meats has me doing a passable impression of Mr Creosote.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
👀👀
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Neither do I, that's why I buy the chicken balti.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Textbook.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Because their steak pies aren't that good.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
There's always one.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Ok, mate.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
ALL OF IT.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Idiot.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
You need to go to Bowens on Harpers Lane and get me 4 chicken balti pies before they sell out. Any morning will do.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Oh my word...
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
It would be a dull old world if we all liked the same things.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
I've just tried that Porn. My god, pineapple juice cut with antifreeze. No thank you.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 23h
Your tall opinions aren't helping my "I'm not drinking stuff that tastes like Febreeze" point, here.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In this specific case, absolutely.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not everyone wants to drink beer that evaporates on your tongue.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Calm down, Withnail and I.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've been an irregular visitor for donkeys but became a lot more frequent after retirement. Still a bit miffed that after about a year of retirement the Cains bitter disappeared.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It may have done, briefly, but it's been a destination of choice for me for well over five years.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good grief.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm afraid hazy and overly hoppy stuff isn't my bag.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Poltroon.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The brand has, therefore, just died on its arse. I hope you're happy, Rees-Mogg.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@svchild.bsky.social strong coffee flavour with this. An initial gulp has me liking it a lot, let's see how it goes.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They're still on about Pickford on van Dyke. This will run and run...
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PYAKER!!!
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ON IT!!
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not the point, you know the rules.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It would appear to be a good day for those who have a rough idea where Equitorial Guinea is.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@ him, you shithouse.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I met Dunc when he was on loan after my mate invited him to The Lomax to see one of his bands. I've still not washed my hand after he shook it and told me he loved me.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Almost time for tea. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm leaning toward Turkish bbq.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Has Rupert Lowe hacked your phone?
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This might be the most tory thing I've ever read.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My record for leaving was 10mins at Charlton. One of the lads nudged me "this is shite...pint?". Exit, stage left.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wondering if South Africa are going to shit the bed so thoroughly when England go there.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My first cat was mad for crumbly Cheddar. I swear she could hear the clink of a cheese knife on a plate from half a mile.
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