certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025( sans seems a little off today. he looks... different. something is definitely wrong. but what could it be? maybe you should try to approach him, see what's up. ) ( approach? ) *( YES ) *( NO ) 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024" that isn't the only pun, don't worry. my *punny* puns aren't *bonely* at all, so why don't you *rib* me on, bro ? " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“ sorry i haven’t been keeping up here as of lately. just a lil’ busy napping, is all. “ 010
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ …i guess. “ [ He got up and trotted off to the room with the 6 human souls, dragging his feet along the way. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ suit yourself. “ [ Another sharp bone pierces through their feet, glueing them in place. ] “ cuz i’m really not gonna hold back, kiddo. “ [ He summons a Gaster Blaster, aimed right for them. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ would that even produce enough determination? their determination is unlike anything i’ve ever seen, and quite frankly? i’m not sure we can reach that level. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ even with all the damn prep time in the world, we can’t prevent that maniac from what they do. they could have 1 hp and still make it through alive. “ [ sans just put his hoodie over his head and sat down as he buried his face into his arms, leaning on his knees. ] “ there’s just no point. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ why does it have to be me? why can’t someone else be just as aware of this situation as i am?? is there literally anyone else in the underground who’s aware of resets, timeline skips, whatever??? “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ can’t you do anything? why’s it always gotta be me? i’m just one guy, there’s only so much i can do. it’s not like i’m the chosen one or anything. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ even *if* i try that… they always win. no matter what i try, they’re always right there to be one step ahead. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ yo, kiddo. do you think you could stop the kid from… y’know… ripping me to shreds? “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“ oh good! you wouldn’t mind if i did this then, right? “ [ He knew it hurt like hell, so he drove it in deeper, not caring for any injuries he was causing to the interior structure of the human. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024[ He tilted slightly to the left, dodging the attack as he jabbed a sharp bone in their side. ] “ oof, almost had me there kiddo. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" thanks, kiddo. " [ His sadness in his faces glowed as he knew he'd most likely not come back, at least not in this timeline. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" just... stay home kid. please. i don't care if you have all the souls in the world, you honestly need to stay and hide, just so you don't get hurt. " [ He looked quite serious. Maybe Asriel should listen to him. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" well kiddo, truth be told, i don't think i want you dealing with a threat like this. in fact, i might not come back. " " just, don't wait up for me, kiddo. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" while that does sound like a great job, i've already got my hands filled with my job as guard, with my bro. " " so, see ya. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" that'd be better than what i'm doin' right now, kiddo. but i do miss your mother, she's a *punny* lady. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" ehh, nah. not an energy drink guy. more of a *get enough sleep* guy. " " as for the fight? this kid'll get what's coming to them. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" work? ehhh, to lazy to. infact, it's time for my break now. i'm headed to grillby's. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" my my, what a *punny* guy! alright, you've tickled my *funny bone*, waddaya want with a *bag-o-bones* such as myself? " 010
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" *tibia* honest, i think you can stand them. i'd *rib* you on if i had the *backbone* to do it. " [ Someone stop them, please. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" killing really ain't my whole shtick. despite what humans have done to us, i don't really feel like putting in all that effort into killing someone i don't even know. besides, i don't really got the "muscle" to do it. " " but, thanks for finding me... interesting? i guess? " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" fight teenagers with no parental figures that want to do nothing more than wipe an entire race of creatures forced underground by the human race for merely existing because we have the ability to absorb human souls, which in turn scared the humans causing a whole war. " " so, y'know. that. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" eh, never really had the *muscle* to *tussle*, if you could understand. " [ Still not quite understanding the fundamental basics of a human, sans is, again, caught off guard. He really needs to be more aware of his surroundings. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024" uhhh... okay? " [ Perplexed by the human's stretches, he's caught off-guard. There wouldn't be a better time to strike than now. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024“ welp, it’s your turn. better make it count, kiddo. “ ( He stood there, expecting the kid to slash at his position he’d go to when he dodges their attack. So, naturally, he was just gonna stand there and possibly juke them. ) 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024" eh, whatever. it's not like i want your stinkin' dogs anyways. i can make my own whenever i like. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ call as you see, they say. besides, why are you reading about mettaton being curvy? “ [ Give him a second to realize what Papyrus said at fir- ] “ wait w h a t ? “ 010
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ what? ‘s my garfield self-insert! what good times me and papyrus had watching his shows, and reading his comics. “ 011
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ i would’ve said yes, had i not seen the stick of dynamite you hid in there. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ welp, i tried. don’t care to put in the effort to such an easy problem. “ 010
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“i guess you could say it was *growin’* on ya. that Halloween costume lasted ya a good while, bro. surprised you finally grew outta it. “ 011
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ like i said, my baby bro’s growin’ up. seems like only yesterday you were down to my waist. “ 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024" dunno, could be my lil' baby bro is growing up. who's to say? " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024" oh, i dunno. take up a hobby? i hear baking's a good one. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024" i guess you could say you... felt it in your *bones*. " [ A distant drum and symbol play. ] 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024" and am i as pissed to see you, too. " [ He sends a barrage of bones toward the megalomaniac of a teen, as well as many blasters. All pointing right to them, in a difficult-to-dodge manner. ] " and i ain't playing no games anymore. and i'm REALLY not sorry for what's about to happen next. " 000
certifi @bagob0nes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024" tried out this game called "pizza tower". a lil' fast paced for my taste, but it's pretty good. " 010
