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MR VERY RELAXED

@baertini.bsky.social
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Mr Smells from Minneapolis

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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that Ben Gazzara? Nice get.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey when you are a on air psychiatrist at a Seattle radio station, they let you do whatever you want.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
joan baez reading a book
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think dogs know they are dogs?
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 2005 Vikings were the funniest team of all time.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would hold the hand because Ringo SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED!
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I need to get my white jeans out of storage.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ye Olde A-Hole
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey man if my dog started speaking Chinese I would freak the fuck out. Then I would bring him to a Chinese guy to tell me what he was saying.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the fact that it sounds plausible proves your point, really
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah I'm into DEI Doing It with Equines
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There he is...
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that the guy who "can't lose?"
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm outside. Open up.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm always frustrated how politicians elude responsibility in these sorts of circumstances (see Gaza in 2024). It's always the voters' fault, according to the professional politics doers. Keep your coalition together or lose. If you lose, it's the politicians fault.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As the previous poster noted, it's the tip of the spear. Trans people are losing rights they held just a few years ago at an alarming pace. bsky.app/profile/esqu...
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My cute neighbor desperately wants to bring me a basket of steaming, delicious dumplings. I will determine whether or not I will accept them. I am leaning towards thinking about it.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Todd Solondz' Bad Lieutenant: South Orange
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bro never got to see Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 😢
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look up "9 inch nails"
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Drake at Howard University
Alt: Drake at Howard University
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Replace "posting" with "partying' and watch everyone strat kissing your ass
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That'll get you a few hundred on Reverb
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone should save that Peavy Classic
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am also holding up pretty good in regards to Charlie Kirk.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In an exclusive interview with international AI singing star Crazy Frog, he asked if I wanted to "move it, move it."
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perhaps your sin was a longing for the illness
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluesky's most influential poster
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Boston Dynamics Robot Parkour Jump
ALT: Boston Dynamics Robot Parkour Jump
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Henry Kissenger voice:. Eddie Van Halen
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bitch got his law firm parents to pay for a year at Culinary Institute of America Hyde Park and thinks he's Patriotic Bourdain or something. foh
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this that Bluesky most influential poll I've been hearing about?
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is America's Classical Music and I'm tired of saying it's not.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
obligatory
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think we could get Jaylen Brown if someone could let him know post structuralism is big around here bsky.app/profile/eric...
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
("Alive") whoa oh oh oh I'm Fetterman
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(to the melody of "Evenflow") Fetterman
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just Henry finding new ways to jerk off.
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/baer...
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I grew up amongst a bunch of Gloria Steinems and the thing is, before her no one knew what a Gloria Steinem was but after she came along you could just say "oh she's a total Gloria Steinem" and everyone would know what you were talking about. She was the Kevin Garnett of 2nd wave feminism.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The auteur theory is an attempt by adult males to justify staying inside the small range of experience of their boyhood and adolescence. (1963)
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ball Power album cover by Coloured Balls
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kingdome Come cover by Sir Lord Baltimore
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hard Attack album cover by Dust
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Witness!
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: I Don't Take No Shit
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger: I Don't Take No Shit
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RE-hab? Folks should BE-have!
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
died jorkin it in the bathroom
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MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Angine De Poitrine Klek
ALT: Angine De Poitrine Klek
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