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iTunes Brian 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇷🇸 🇺🇦 @itunesbrian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Although I’ve stopped most of my business dealings with America (as a Canadian), I will still support PBS (Public Broadcasting Service). I watch PBS news & I watch enormous amounts of PBS Programs. PBS viewers are the good Americans, (like family to me). Support PBS.🇨🇦 www.btpm.org/commitment-t...
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Buffalo Toronto Public Media's Commitment to Canada
As a truly binational public media station, Buffalo Toronto Public Media (BTPM) has proudly served the people of Western New York and Southern Ontario for over half a century, providing a community-su...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just invented a new shape today. It’s called a sphere, but louder.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m not fighting for Israel. I’m not throwing my life away for some government on the other side of the planet. And the U.S. government is not some holy hero either. That whole system is packed with lying, power, hungry assholes who act like they own everyone while they screw people over every day.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Bro, Trump is evil, petulant, and clueless all at once. Mad he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize when he literally did nothing but yell and break stuff? Go sip your baby bottle milk and stay mad, Bitch!
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Let us boycott the whole damn planet. Cancel the clouds, cancel chairs, cancel sandwiches, cancel gravity. I am mad at the sun for shining, mad at you for breathing, mad at me for existing. The oceans are canceled, the birds are canceled, the concept of time is canceled. Everyone gets a timeout.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Why do we have a so-called white Christmas, yet absolutely no sign of anything “black” about it? The whole thing feels unintentionally biased for no reason.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Stock market sneezed—lost $2.1 trillion. Someone mumbled “90-day tariff pause,” but the White House screamed “fake news!” Trump pulled out his Tariff Sword: “China, drop your 34% or I’ll hit you with 50% by April 8!” Now the U.S. and China are playing economic dodgeball with global trade.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Jasmine Crockett said Byron Donalds thinks differently ‘cause he married a white woman. The internet exploded. Now America’s debating race, identity, and politics—until the next distraction.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Apple’s like, “No USB port? Just magic.” Everyone’s baffled. No charging, no cords—just a phone that’s a total mystery. Enjoy the enigma!
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Apple’s like, “No USB port? Just magic.” Everyone’s baffled. No charging, no cords—just a phone that’s a total mystery. Enjoy the enigma!
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
9-year-old girl casually outsmarts Einstein and Hawking, then goes back to coloring. Scientists confused. Juice boxes remain undefeated.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
How you black but failed African American studies? Gimme your black card, you’re Michael Jackson now, you’re white! No more black music, shows, or culture for you. Go do white things, like… vote Trump or something.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Then: Oh wow, you met P. Diddy? That’s neat. I did not know that. Now: OH, SO YOU KNEW ABOUT HIM THIS WHOLE TIME?? AND YOU SAW WHAT HE DID TO THESE PEOPLE BEHIND DOORS?? YOU AND DIDDY NEED TO BE LAUNCHED INTO THE SUN, IMMEDIATELY. NO PARACHUTE. NO SECOND CHANCES. NO BAIL.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 24 months in prison. Everybody: gasp oh no… Usher Raymond: gliding in from the ceiling oh YEAH! Judge: wait what— Usher: does a smooth spin take that, rewind it back. Prison guard: sir please stop moonwalking into the evidence locker.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
50 Cent said, “Here’s how to rob.” I blinked, and suddenly I owned three banks and a sandwich.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
kanye mad ‘cause kim trademarked the kids’ names and won’t let north be on a song with a man who collects baby oil and bad decisions. bro, this the hill you wanna die on?
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy “Women Run the World and You Just Live in It” Day!
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
who the flip is out here driving a car with headphones on??? like bro there’s a gigantic music box BUILT INTO THE VEHICLE. just press the magical circle and let the dashboard sing you the song of its people.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh wow, Casey Anthony is back on TikTok. You literally deleted your kid, and we all still remember. Nobody knows why, and somehow your parents’ marriage turned into soup. Anyway, please log off forever.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Someone said cancel coryxkenshin because he allegedly glanced at a hairstylist. wow. butter is tougher than this.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
breaking news: cynthia from rugrats arrested for legally becoming a cloud. police are confused. the sun is also under investigation.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
microsoft’s shutting down skype in may, the end of glitchy calls and awkward silences. it was real… kinda.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Mummy Pig just went on live TV and casually announced she’s spawning another piglet. The world economy trembled.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
quiz: notes are your best friend test: notes are a war crime
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
America’s got the best rap, Canada’s got the best cartoons… except that bald, crying 4-year-old who’s just too much.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Why is it called Dollar General when the only thing general about it is confusion? Where are the dollars? Who took them?
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick announces a big surprise at halftime. Is it a new album? A giraffe in a tuxedo? No one knows, but it’s Kendrick, so buckle up.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My ears are ringing. They’ve been ringing since yesterday. I think they’re trying to call me. But I don’t have a phone. So I answer with my thoughts. hello? It’s just static.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
PlayStation servers are fixed. Yay. Time to game before they break again.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
PlayStation, your servers are down. Fix it now. Or else I will stare at the wall and contemplate the meaning of Wi-Fi.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I miss old Kanye, now he's just a human meme, yelling at clouds and thinking slavery was a choice.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I can’t keep defending Kanye West, he straight up said Free Puff. Bro, free him from what? The consequences??
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Who told Beyoncé she can do country music? Was it the cows? Did they send a memo?
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Jaden Smith has a roof over his head, clothes on his back, food on the table, and a purple giraffe with sunglasses in his pocket. Everything’s fine, just fine.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A man fell into a river in LEGO City. Now the river is mayor.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Drake is crying in his room right now, shedding 120 BPM tears, while Kendrick Lamar celebrates five Grammys for “Not Like Us.”
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
“Billie Eilish could of won that award” oh okay, so you just don’t want to see a Black woman and man happy? Got it.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Jaden smith unlocked the castle perk. now his thoughts have a moat.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
fuck the ocean, fuck the sky, fuck gravity as a force, fundamental law, and as a motherfuckin’ concept, and if you wanna be down with physics, then fuck you too.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tommy Hilfiger makes polos. Tommy Pickles makes chaos. Both are icons. One just has a diaper.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I don’t know why a male should cheerleading. But then again, I also don’t know why the moon isn’t paying rent. Or why my fridge is slightly warmer than antarctica. These are the mysteries of life.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
People then: “Hmm, that’s just an accusation, let’s think this through.” People now: “HE DID IT, LOCK HIM UP, THROW AWAY THE KEY, AND ALSO LET’S GET A DRONE TO FILM IT AND MAKE A MEME OUT OF IT!”
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The D.C. plane crash is why I never want to fly a plane. Or see a plane. Or think about planes. Too late.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Getting bullied online? That’s not even real. You gonna tell on someone? That’s some wimp energy. “Mom, Dad, Johnny Appleseed’s bullying me!” Yeah, okay. Just log off, fam. It’s like not even a thing.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Maya and Miguel is just the Dollar Store version of Dora and Diego, but this time, their parents actually exist and pay taxes.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s always the people who think they’re in a Disney movie, standing on tables, throwing confetti, and giving motivational speeches about becoming the hero—as if the plot didn’t already get lost in a maze of spaghetti.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The Doomsday Clock is now at 89 seconds to midnight. “Wow, that’s pretty close.” Meanwhile, a guy in Ohio sets his microwave timer to 89 seconds and whispers, “Same.” The world collectively shrugs and continues scrolling. Midnight approaches. But don’t worry, time is just a social construct.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s the Gulf of America now, thanks Trump. But nah, it’s still the Gulf of Mexico to me.
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baduserbutgood.bsky.social @baduserbutgood.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Tommy Pickles was right… I don’t want responserbileries anymore. I’m giving them back to the store.
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