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@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
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Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Bri'ish. Sad. Please; my thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Discord/Signal/Telegram: If we talk you're welcome to ask. Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grand Canyon skateboard jump tomorrow!!!
People magazine cover with a picture of Queen Elizabeth saying Queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He do be providing that comfort, there's no doubt about that. He was not content to stay lap-bound…
A selfie of me, a white man with shaved head and a dark beard and moustache wearing round framed glasses and a grey zip up hoodie. I'm sat on a dark grey sofa. The hoodie is mostly zipped up, but not all the way because there is Fidget, a white cat, tucked inside it. He has curled up so his back legs are across my chest (not visible), his heads rests under one side of my chin, and his front paws are curled around under my chin in a form of a hug.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh shit! 😱
Screenshot showing that a "Julie" account has followed me immediately after talking to Leela about the subject and her replying to me.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boss is checking up on me today smh.
A photo taken from my POV looking down into my lap. I'm sitting cross legged in my office chair at my desk wearing a grey hoodie and sweatpants. In my lap lays Fidget, my white cat. He is staring up at me with one paw stretched up towards my chest, looking like the most adorable creature on this earth.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time image template but the text has been replaced with the Arrested Development quote "It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?”
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently I never posted this? And the moment has definitely passed, but it came from my brain so now you all have to suffer, too.
An "Avengers: Doomsday" meme template with an image of Doctor Doom walking out of a cloud of very suspicious looking green gas. I have replaced the original text so it now reads "FART CLOUD"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Monochrome Monday: Depressed AF Edition.
A black and white close up selfie of me, a white man with a beard and moustache. Only my head is visible in shot. I'm laying on my bed so my face is horizontal across the frame. I'm wearing a hoodie with the hood up. I look miserable.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Name a weird film more people should watch.
A poster for the film A Scanner Darkly. It depicts Keanu Reeves, Woody Harrelson, and Robert Downey Jr peering out from behind closed blinds in a darkened room, while Winona Ryder stands behind them in the background. They are all stylised and have a comic book look to them because the film used rotoscoping animation throughout. 
The tagline on the poster says "Everything is not going to be ok"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
POV: You're right where I want you. #monochromemonday
A monochrome selfie of me, a white man with a shaved head and dark beard and moustache. There is A LOT of white in my beard. I'm wearing round glasses and a grey hoodie with STEELERS across the front. 
I have my left hand on my temple and my head is slightly leaning on the hand. The picture is taken from below and I'm looking down at the camera.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🎶Fuckhew I won't do what you tell me! 🎶
Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add 'Fuck'
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do I have to do fucking everything around here?? Spooge McDick. Obviously.
A screenshot of the bluesky search page showing 'No results found for "Spooge McDick".'
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Here to stink up your Mondays REAL nice, in two-tone. Proof that I don't just do all these monochromes from my bed.
A black and white selfie of me, a 40-something white guy with a shaved head and a dark beard and moustache which is rapidly turning white itself. I'm sat at my desk in my work office. I'm wearing glasses and a polo shirt. Behind me are glass-fronted floor to ceiling cupboards which are reflecting the ceiling lights. Some have signs taped to them.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Monochrome wasn't built in a day, guys.
A monochrome selfie of me, a white man in his early 40s laying in bed looking at the camera. Only my head, and the top of my bare torso are visible. One arm is bent at the elbow and resting on top of my head. The "DON'T PANIC" tattoo on the inside of my wrist is visible.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An image in the style of the NASCAR logo which says "DAFUQ" where "NASCAR" would normally be, with "IS A NASCAR?" underneath. Because I'm British, you see. And NASCAR is stupid and makes no sense.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice.
A photo of alleged rapist Conor McGregor looking like absolute shit, sat on a stool in the octagon after hilariously losing his comeback fight last night. A headline above says "McGregor injured 69 seconds into UFC comeback" and the photo caption says "Conor McGregor has lost each of his last three fights"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Waking up at 6 on a Sunday fucking sucks.
A selfie of me, a white guy in his 40s with a shaved head and a dark beard and moustache that is very visibly turning white. I'm laying in bed with the covers pulled up over most of my torso, and I have one hand resting on my head.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I did not order this 10:15pm bullshit. It's fine, it's only my bedroom. I didn't want to sleep anyway 😒
A screenshot from the app for my home heating system showing the remote thermostat, which is currently sat in my bedroom, reading 31.3°C at 10:15pm.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, that's the grass cut. Time to hydrate and eat so I don't die I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️
A selfie of me, a white man in his early 40s with a dark beard and moustache wearing a pair of over ear headphones (and possibly nothing else). I'm standing in front of a white wall, with a dark carpet visible. You can see part of the sloth tattoo on the inside of my left arm.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
10am: Caturday crew assembled for hang out time. 3:30pm: Spitting headache renders me bedridden, only 50% of my crew remain.
A photo taken from my pov of me sat on my grey sofa wearing white shorts and a red t-shirt, with my legs crossed. Fidget, my white cat is sat in my lap, while Freddie, my black cat is laying beside me on the sofa on my right. My right arm is down next to my side and his head is resting on my hand.A close-up selfie of me laying on my bed. I'm horizontal across the picture, the top of my head is cut out of the right of frame. Fidget, my white cat is laying up against my chest between my arms also facing the camera. His left eye is mostly closed giving the appearance that he has just woken up.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Monochroming like a slut, purely for the purposes of seeking validation, because tonight has been tough in my brain.
A black and white selfie of me, a white forty-something man sat on a dark grey sofa. I have very short dark hair and a dark (and white) beard and moustache. I'm wearing a white sleeveless tank top. A black book shelf is visible in the back of the photo.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Freddie, my caturday buddy, is very done with this heat.
A photo taken from above of a black kitty cat laying on his side on a grey sofa. He is curled in a half moon, and has one of his back feet between his two front paws. He is extremely done with the very hot weather, but it's still resting up against my leg, which can just be seen on the left of the photo, wearing shorts.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
UPDATE: I am DEFINITELY going to die this week! 🙌🏽
A screenshot from my weather app showing progressively increasing temperatures through the week. 
Monday 30°C
Tuesday 36°C
Wednesday 37°C
Thursday 37°C
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's due to hit 95°F on Tuesday. Maybe the weather will finally finish me off this week! And not in the fun way! 🤞🏽
A screenshot from my weather app showing an Extreme Heat warning that has been issued for my area. The warning reads:

Extreme heat

Mon 01:00 to Tue 23:59

Likelihood: Medium

Impact: Medium

Amber warning: A developing hot spell through Monday and Tuesday will likely lead to widespread impacts on people and infrastructure
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sadly for you he's a piece of garbage. I suggest you remember him by this bust that was unveiled at Madeira airport in his honour instead…
A hilariously bad bust of Cristiano Ronaldo, made of bronze(?) maybe. It is barely recognisable once you know who it should be.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[to the tune of the monorail song from the Simpsons] 🎶 Monochrome, Monochromeeeee, MONOCHROMEEEEEEEEEE 🎶
A monochrome black and white photo of me laying down in bed. My head and the top of my torso is visible. I have a shaved head and a trimmed dark beard and moustache. I'm laying on a pillow that has geometric patterns on it, and I'm wearing a white t-shirt with "BILLY TALENT" written in large black letters.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is the face of a man who just wants it all to be fucking over already.
Selfie of a white man with a shaved head, and a dark beard and moustache. My bare upper torso is visible. I look extremely tired and run down, one eye is struggling to stay open.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sorry, I'm doing the mistake thing again. Here, have a video of the fox that showed up in my garden at the exact moment I walked in this morning. Luckily it didn't see me and scarper instantly.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A fake Waffle House sign that says "WANT YOU SMOTHERED WANT YOU COVERED" a la the Bloodhound Gang song The Bad Touch.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The titties when I'm not playing with them right
A screenshot from a sports app showing a game taking place in the top French football league today between Brest and Angers
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
LADS LADS LADS
A selfie of me laying on my bed, wearing a white tank top. I'm also wearing glasses. I have a dark moustache and beard. I'm on the left hand side of the photo, with my torso visible. The top of my head above the eyebrows is cropped out. My bedsheets are black, grey, and yellow, with various geometric shapes and patterns. My left arm is stretched straight out to the side, and in the crook of my armpit is Freddie, my black cat. He is partly curled up with his back to me, his front paws drawn in against his belly, and his back feet sticking out, almost looking like bunny feet.A selfie of me laying on my bed, wearing a white tank top. I'm also wearing glasses. I have a dark moustache and beard. I'm on the left hand side of the photo, with my torso visible. The top of my head above the eyebrows is cropped out. My bedsheets are black, grey, and yellow, with various geometric shapes and patterns. My left arm is stretched straight out to the side. In this photo Freddie, my black cat has flipped over and is now laying down facing towards me, but has stretched out fully showing his belly (DO NOT TOUCH). I'm stroking the top of his head with my outstretched hand and he is looking directly at the camera.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The burger king logo generator meme. Instead of the normal 'BURGER KING' it says 'PO-TAY TOES' in the burger graphic. And the tag line underneath has been replaced with "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
[to the tune of Slow Ride by Foghat] 🎵 Sloth pants, take it easy 🎵
A photo of my legs wearing a pair of pajama pants. They're black with a repeating print that has a selection of different types of foliage and sloths hanging from or draped over branches.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Every year I get mad that I have to share my birthday with the Queen, but now I get to remember that bitch is dead and concentrate on remembering I share it with this legend instead.
A black and white close up photo of Robert Smith of The Cure on stage wearing a black cardigan over a white t-shirt. His hand is resting on a microphone which is in its stand as he looks into the crowd.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh really?
A photo of a baby Capybara standing cutely in a field of short grass and white flowers. It is facing side on, looking to the right out of the frame so you can appreciate its full chonky adorability.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Guess I won't be doing anything today then, what with not wanting to break the law and such. Happy caturday, folks of all strokes.
A selfie of me, a white guy wearing a blue hoodie and round framed glasses. I have a short, dark beard and moustache, the beard is mostly turning white under my chin. I'm sat on a dark grey sofa. 
Fidget, my white cat is laying curled up on my chest in the crook of my left arm, with my hand wrapped around him, cradling his head. He is fast asleep, meaning by law I am unable to move on punishment of death.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ok I guess a monochrome Monday opportunity presented itself. Of course there's a cat, that's the only way this is going to do any numbers.
A monochrome selfie of me, a white guy with a dark beard and moustache sat on a dark grey sofa. I'm wearing a light grey hoodie with the hood pulled up, but only over the back half of my head. I'm also wearing dark framed round glasses. 
Freddie, my black cat is sat loafed on the back of the sofa behind me to my left, with part of the side of his face obscured by my head. He is staring directly at the camera.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Today's shirt:
A t-shirt design. White background and black ink. The style is made to appear like a piece of woodcut art. There is one T-Rex (or similar) and a Triceratops (or similar) in the foreground, and another Triceratops between them but in the distance. This is clearly supposed to be at the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event, (or similar) as there's a meteor about to fuck everyone's shit up! 
The text on the image says "ON NO! THE ECONOMY!"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Happy caturday to you from these two incorrectly assembled individuals.
A selfie showing the right half of my face, with a beard and moustache, and wearing round glasses with dark grey frames. I'm wearing a light grey hoodie which is mostly zipped up. 
Inside the unzipped portion you can see Fidget, my white cat is curled up asleep. Only the right side of his head, his right ear, and one foot are visible. The foot is resting on my chin. For some reason it is his *back* foot.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Number go up lol
A screenshot from clearsky showing that the attie.ai account has been blocked by 81,226 users.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Loooool, it's going well then I see. I guess malicious block lists can be fun sometimes after all…
A screenshot from the Clearsky site showing that the new Attie account announced by the Bluesky dickheads has been blocked by 81,226 people.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some guys will just go and get themselves tattooed instead of going to therapy smh (I have also been going to therapy, don't come at me haters)
A close up photo of my upper arm with a freshly finished black and white manta ray tattoo in a photo realistic style.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When you've never been more jealous of someone in your life.
A photo of the head of a black cat, asleep on a grey sofa. His head is resting on one side, looking incredibly peaceful, and he is using his front paw as a pillow. I may die from the cute.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We got less than a year with her in the end. It's so unfair, the way these things go. I know there are far worse things in the world, but not for me today.
A photo of a tabby cat asleep on white bed sheets. She is partially curled up, so she looks like a shrimp with her feet pointed to look like the tail. She also has a front paw under her head to use as a pillow.A photo of a tabby cat stood on the bannister at the top of the stairs in my house. She is leaning towards the camera, trying to rub her face on the hand just out of shot.A photo of the same cat enjoying some time in my lap. Three of her legs are stretched out, but the fourth is covering her face like a makeshift scarf û
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Today has been shit. 5 years since I went down in the morning to feed this insane bundle of joy that had made our home that much more fun, and found her dead. No warning signs, no illness, just gone overnight. It still hurts every day.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yeah I'm doing fine, why do you ask?
Photo of a man wearing dark shorts and a shirt, floating face down in a pond or lake, apparently dead.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bender from Futurama dressed as a pimp with a slutty robot standing behind him. He's pointing off screen with an angry expression. Text on the meme says "FINE, I'LL MAKE MY OWN CIRCLEJERK, WITH BLACKJACK, AND HOOKERS!"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is the face of a man who is drained both mentally and emotionally because he just had the first therapy session of his life in his 40s.
A selfie of me, a tanned white man sat on a dark grey sofa. I'm wearing a light grey zip hoodie with the hood down. I have a dark beard and moustache. The beard is rapidly turning white. Both are trimmed quite short. I'm wearing round framed grey glasses. I have a vacant, tired expression on my face.
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A 2 panel meme using images from the scene outside The Black Gate from LotR The Return of the King film. 

Aragorn is seen riding his horse in front of a line of soldiers while holding his sword in the first panel. He is giving a speech to them. The caption text says in a fairly small font "A day may come when I wake in a good mood. When I feel happy and am kind to myself about my appearance".

The second panel is a close up of Aragorn's face looking extremely serious, his eyes blazing. The caption text is much larger and says "BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!"
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Goddammit geist. I see this when I'm already in bed? FINE. You left me no choice.
A selfie of me, a tanned white guy with a short brown beard and moustache, which is rapidly going white. I'm laying in bed under black and white covers. On the pillow next to me is a copy of the book I'm reading, 'Emperors of the Deep' by William McKeever
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
People think that having a cat is all fun and games and cute circles on the sofa to photograph, but this is the reality they don't want you to see. The annoying little shit.
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