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Bad Therapist

@badtherapy.bsky.social

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Has anyone ever told you you talk too much?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Client: ICE fucked my GAD Therapist: *Pauses doodling* For a split second I thought you said something interesting

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Have you considered just shoving it all so far down that you’re so alienating from others, from yourself even, that the only option left is to congregate in a dank basement with the other sad fucks and beat the everloving shit out of each other?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

CLIENT: *Crying inconsolably* THERAPIST: *Taps a sign that reads GOOD VIBES ONLY*

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I’m sorry, did you want to talk about you again today?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

*Demonstrating a butterfly hug* Watch me. Cross your arms over your chest so the tip of your longest finger just touches your collarbone. LOL, it took like no effort to get you to do that! I bet you were bullied like hell

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

CLIENT: My mom died yesterday THERAPIST: *Rolls eyes dramatically.* You’re probably the very first person this ever happened to

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

*Turns off a stereo blasting Danzig’s “Mother ‘93”* So, what brings you in?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

You’ll need at least six to cover all the points of the Hexaflex

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I hear you’re feeling hopeless, but have you even tried giving up?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

*A mirrorball descends, illuminating the walls and a ficus in the corner of the room as Semisonic’s 1998 hit single “Closing Time” fades in* “You know what that means, time to wrap it up!”

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

*Presses a button on a hidden Fart Machine, then picks up a second Fart Machine from a side table and begins furiously pressing all buttons.* Goddamn it, how do you turn this thing off!?

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Bad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

*Puts feet up on my desk* Let’s talk about something fun for a change!

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