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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Linguist character named Ella Menno
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why just barbarians of Rage? Why not barbarians of despair who get a +1 every other level bonus to curling up in a ball and sobbing 3 + con modifier times per day?
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vampire the Masquerade but the PCs aren't vampires. See how long it takes the players to figure out they've had their characters go around killing people and drinking their blood for absolutely no reason beyond their title-based assumptions
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Add a sense of intrigue to your game by posting "Yeah, I've got them to all gather in the same place. Don't worry, they think it's for an RPG session. No idea what's really going on." in the group chat and then immediately after going "sorry put that in the wrong chat ignore that."
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a setting where separation of church and state was taken too literally and all clerics are considered stateless
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The existence of Cyberpunk implies the existence of Cyberyuppie send tweet
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Personally I think I should have a giant gun on my face but, you know, that's just my headcannon.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As a counterweight to the GM facilitating the game, include an anti-GM whose job is to actively prevent the game.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Combat idea: you deal more damage based on the obscurity of the pop-cultural reference you make while rolling.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bad and naughty players go in the shoggoth box.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
remember, all GMs must follow the three laws of robotics
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Magical girls as werewolves As in, you have the same "every full moon you transform against your will with no memory of what happened" but you turn into a teenage girl with a magic wand and go fight evil. If she hits you with the power of love you get infected and become a magical girl.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reverse point buy Your character starts off omnipotent and you have to remove all their abilities.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The reason Kobolds are so important to Dragons is that while they're harmless in-universe, they're extremely dangerous out of universe. Whenever your players fight a kobold, the fight is easy in game, but the GM does pull out an uzi and open fire.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mention at the start that a massive demonic legion is barely held back from devouring the world. This is foreshadowing for the fact that if the players ever notice a hole in your plot or worldbuilding, they'll be distracted by a massive demonic legion.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hunter the Vigil but monsters aren't real and the PCs are just a bunch of weird conspiracy theorists who've fallen down the wrong internet rabbit hole. See how long it takes the players to realise.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh no! Someone banished the evil necromancer into the internet and they reanimated all the dead memes as a terrible army! All your base are belong to them!
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Magic sword whose power is when it moves it summons another magic sword whose power is when it moves it summons another magic sword whose power is….
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Point buy, but there's a collective pool of points and you have to play Hungry Hungry Hippos to see how many of them you get
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pub run by a former sex worker called "The Olde Slap and Tickle"
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
D&D but every instance of "ball" or "ball-shaped" means a rugby ball shape
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the astral plane is the ultimate liminal space. you know what else is the ultimate liminal space? that's right, gith come from the backrooms
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Real housewives of the multiverse
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dammit, my undead minions are too busy making out to stop the hero. They've formed a polyghoul
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Turn Undead's verbal component is "Shitty Bullshit Skeletons", a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song
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Maz @mazistyping.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
maybe it's the heat exhaustion but I decided to create a helpful guide
The WORKING IN TTRPGs Alignment Chart
Work Purist: Work is 35+ hours per week, for enough money to live on
Work Neutral: Work is any amount of time so long as it's financially compensated
Work Rebel: Work is any amount of time for any amount of pay, including none
In TTRPGs Purist: Only game design work is in TTRPGs
In TTRPGs Neutral: Work mostly concerned with TTRPGs is in TTRPGs
In TTRPGs Rebel: Work that contributes to a TTRPG in some way is in TTRPGs

Hardline Traditionalists (Work Purist, In TTRPGs Purist): WOTC designers work in TTRPGS
Work Purist, In TTRPGs Neutral: Gamesquest warehouse staff work in TTRPGS
Work Purist, In TTRPGs Rebel: Postal workers work in TTRPGS
Work Neutral, In TTRPGs Purist: Freelance designers work in TTRPGS
True Neutral (Work Neutral, In TTRPGs Neutral): Pro GMs work in TTRPGS
Work Neutral, In TTRPGs Rebel: Deliveroo drivers work in TTRPGS
Work Rebel, In TTRPGs Purist: Heartbreaker designers work in TTRPGS
Work Rebel, In TTRPGs Neutral: TTRPG players work in TTRPGS
Radical Anarchy (Work Rebel, In TTRPGs Rebel): People who watched the D&D film (2000) work in TTRPGS
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My personal headcanon is that there's a Power Word for every possible state a person can be in. Sure, wizards focus on the combat useful ones like "Power Word Kill", but there's also "Power Word Mascot Costume", "Power Word Gay", "Power Word Having A Nice Cup Of Tea", "Power Word Bankrupt", etc.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cleric fucking a warforged, call that Deus Sex Machina
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't tell the players the rules. They have to guess. The game can't start until they reverse-engineer the whole system through sheer luck.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh no! All RPGs are delayed because the ontologically evil minions that it's morally uncontroversial to kill have unionised and gone on strike. If you don't want your games to have to deal with the ethical implications of violence, you'd better be prepared to give them a 10% raise and vacation days.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Evil cult are planning a summoning ritual to call forth their dark god to the realm. If the PCs fail to stop them, it turns out it doesn't do anything because the dark god doesn't exist. It was founded mostly as a tax evasion scheme.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Think a nice thing about your GM. It's quick, it's easy and it's free!
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Warlock who actually sold their soul to Asmodeus to resolve their game group's scheduling issues, and the whole eldritch blast stuff was more a helpful side effect
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hunter support team who go around making houses Haunted so the Hunters have something to do.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If a player is unable to attend a session, don't worry! Ensure the narrative isn't disrupted by declaring their PC has left to "go on a pussy destroying rampage" and will return when they're finished.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
New egg-based alignment chart Eggs benedict Eggs in purgatory Devilled eggs
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Unearthing the ancient arcane lore of the primordial wizards who strode the world at the dawn of time unlocks a new branch of magic that doesn't do a single goddamn thing.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Make critical successes weirdly abstract. On a natural 20 you don't know any better practically, but what you did was perfectly aligned with the ontological force of goodness, for what that's worth.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"vampire media should draw from bat behaviour more" VtM character who regularly performs oral sex in exchange for food
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pathfinder but you can't leave established routes. It isn't called Pathloser, is it?
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Put all your skill points into Performance: Halfling
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Foraging rules apply in dungeons too, don't kill more than half of the wandering monsters or the ecosystem will collapse
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If I were a vampire, I would run a full campaign of every rpg. All of them. The big ones, the small ones, the infamously terrible ones, the obscure ones like twenty people have ever heard of. I will find them all, and we will have a full 30 session campaign of every single goddamn one.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Why the Raven Queen? Ravens are notably alive. Make the Goddess of Death really fit the job description by making her the Dodo Queen.
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"Sadly, the enemy has far more men then us." "Don't worry" Pulls out +3 hammer of forcefemming "I'm on it."
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
RPG Ideas Based on My Typos Guna - the tuna that is also a gun Campires - vampires but somehow campier I guess? Univorns - hehe
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
REFUSE to give your game themes. You have a sword and THAT'S IT! NOTHING ELSE! Do NOT try and find a moral in this! You WILL be removed from the game group!!
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Werewolf: The Multilevel Marketing Scheme
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Probably Bad RPG Ideas @badprobably.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Speedrun your campaign by cramming every threat, clue, enemy and NPC into the first room the PCs enter.
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