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John Allison

@badmachinery.com
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Cartoonist in Leeds, UK. I brought you such comics as Steeple, Bad Machinery, Giant Days, Scary Go Round, Bobbins, Great British Bump-Off and Solver. The nation's favourite. badmachinery.com

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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 2h
Was that the return of the old 70s four-leaf clover logo? I agree, a beauty. Like the WH Smith logo of a similar era, untoppable.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 2h
This was my Britain. It's never coming back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
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YouTube video by Tutbury Ram
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 3h
It's because they were still too cheap. I went to Denmark and had to get a bag at the supermarket - it was about €3 for the same kind we get for 20p or whatever. And that was ten years ago. Of course you'd swap it in when it wore out.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 11h
Allow fictional characters their ignorance
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 19h
Burn her as a witch Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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Burn her as a witch
Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
Well, as do I sir
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
Not a problem - I just imagined the podcast as it would probably have happened. Wild episode. Did not expect you to do ten minutes with Felix Lu on the underrated sport of Jai Alai at the end but you really showed your chops there.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
I believe the reason its serving was banned by many pubs is because snakebite vomit badly stains pub carpets due to the blackcurrant.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
In fairness, for a sizeable portion of his life (until he turned 40?), George W Bush was absolutely a person you could go for a beer with. It's not a hallucination. He was President Lad.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
This is a tremendous factoid. The teetotal presidents thing had totally passed me by.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
Thanks Jack. It had bugged me for ages too.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
In life as in art as on sofas
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
My favourite part of the redesign is this picture of Des Fishman's CTO, Paul Scoville.
Clothed frog Paul Scoville instructs you to LOCK EM DOWN while reading a book
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
Thanks for the kind words about the website redesign. I completed the work in one big push. When I finished it, I was so elated that I felt like Tom Cruise when he went mad on that sofa. Hours later, after the elation passed, I found I was so exhausted that I couldn't sit straight in a chair.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
The same glass I had to do some research on the origins of "snakebite and black" for this comic, and find out when it emerged. Wikipedia said it was popularised in the 1980s but like power-ups in video games, every time I thought I'd found the earliest instance, I then found an earlier one.
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The same glass
I had to do some research on the origins of "snakebite and black" for this comic, and find out when it emerged. Wikipedia said it was popularised in the 1980s but like power-ups in video games, every time I thought I'd found the earliest instance, I then found an earlier one.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 27/09/2026
First look:
Sid James on a chopper
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 26/09/2026
Pete that’s exactly what it is!
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 26/09/2026
Website redesign is live! The Bad Machinery site has had a major spruce-up. I've been working on this for ages. AGES. There are a few story banners still to design but I'll get to them. Hopefully everything works, but I'm bound to have messed up somewhere. I was finally able to discard the ancient…
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Website redesign is live!
The Bad Machinery site has had a major spruce-up. I've been working on this for ages. AGES. There are a few story banners still to design but I'll get to them. Hopefully everything works, but I'm bound to have messed up somewhere. I was finally able to discard the ancient ComicPress theme, and I've done my best to make things as easy to use as possible. I'll keep an eye out for anything that immediately collapses.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
I believe this is the only English-language comic published this year featuring the word "emollient" and I challenge my so-called rivals in the webcomics arena to step up their game. I should add that my so-called rivals seldom speak to me these days and may not even consider us to be competing.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
It was published as six single issues then collected in a "trade paperback". The single issues are stapled comics of 32 pages. The trade paperback is about 150 pages long.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
There's a Wicked Things trade with all 6 issues - only one volume of the book was published.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
www.page45.com/store/Solver...
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Solver: Circus Windows (Signed)
Solver: Circus Windows
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
Page 45 in the UK have them (signed!) www.page45.com/store/Solver...
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Solver vol 1 s/c (Signed)
Solver vol 1 s/c (Signed)
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
There's no more, Boom cancelled the series before I finished it. Solver (Circus Windows and volume 1) immediately follow it and volume 2 (out Nov) resolves the central storyline. Apologise to your daughter for the lack of Max Sarin if that means she doesn't want to read on.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
I've been reading about the MSNBC rebrand. I dimly remembered the "MS" standing for Microsoft - which was correct. Apparently it now stands for "My Source". But for the 13 years in which Microsoft had no stake in the news station, MS stood for "Metal Soup"!
THE MORE YOU KNOW graphic
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
Thank you Shena! I owe you an email
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 25/09/2026
Emollient (II) Esther has long been one of my favourite characters to write because she is so confident. She's largely untroubled by anything other than transient concerns. She's very sure of who she is, a magnificent and spooky manifestation, and this gives her a certain benign power over people.
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Emollient (II)
Esther has long been one of my favourite characters to write because she is so confident. She's largely untroubled by anything other than transient concerns. She's very sure of who she is, a magnificent and spooky manifestation, and this gives her a certain benign power over people.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Classic Spanish noodles!
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SKTCHD @sktchd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most unexpected of things debuts on SKTCHD: a monthly review column! It's The Monthly Readcap, where I will write short reviews of ten comics and graphic novels each month, and this time, I highlight everything from Batman: Bad Seeds - Sunset #1 to Punk'n Heads and Record Journey Vol. 2.
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The Monthly Readcap: Quick Thoughts on September's Comic Book Reads - SKTCHD
Welcome to The Monthly Readcap, a new, hopefully monthly column here on SKTCHD where I’m going to do something very atypical for me: review comic books. One of my most frequently asked questions is wh...
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
That's the spirit!
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Tom's a genius
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Caanan you're lucky you've never met me, as you would be a. forced to be included while I sang an impromptu extemporised song to (at) you because conventions drive me insane b. repeatedly questioned on "how you can survive without lunch" etc, others will testify to this.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
You're booking all the restaurants this year, Nick, you're in charge, thanks for taking on this responsibility, we're all very grateful.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
It's Des' 20th birthday next month and he's now asking for just that instead of a birthday cake. Sorry, "as well as a birthday cake".
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Emphasise deep-fried foods or anything with a lot of bread and cheese - ideally a whole pizza. These naturally easy-to-digest night meals react well with the gut biome, especially if you are bearing down on middle age like a freight train running late.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Mangelwurzel for me this year, they're back in style!
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
When eating 2-3 hours later than you do at home, from a middling-to-poor restaurant, remember to lie in your unfamiliar bed until 3am holding your sides wondering why, why, why. This will alleviate any tiredness. You have to be up at 7am.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
As I head into late-2026 convention season, I've decided to write a guide to trailing around town post-show with seven friends trying to get a table at a restaurant on a Friday or Saturday night; three are vegan, one is pescatarian, another is on a barbecue diet, and two are crying. It's 8.12pm.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
I organised a deorative gourd tray one year and buffed the mould off them when they got a bit gamey, I think they lasted nearly six completely unnecessary months
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
Carly you need to get down big Sainos or Morrissons where the parade of munchkins is truly m_____f___ing majestic
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
It's the best day of the year, always observed in this house
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
I don't want to buy these comics, but the sight of all those corner box indicia lined up like that gives me a very peaceful easy feeling
A nice neat pile of Dreadstar comics
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/09/2026
The new album from Tesco Bananas is called Loose. Featuring the hit singles "My Heart Is Diminished" and "Reptilian Clive". Music has changed forever, and you will be too, when you hear Loose by Tesco Bananas. Available at HMV, Our Price and Andy's Records.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
Thanks Nadia, these are all things that I would like to do.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
I think there's one other person scheduled to be there. I pray God they don't ask me what I'm working on because they are not going to like the answer.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
6 weeks ago I booked a writer's retreat in order to "have all my great ideas for 2027". It goes without saying that after booking I immediately had all my great ideas. Now I have had to make up something to do during an isolated week in Shropshire. It's not the image below but it's nearly as stupid.
Desmond Fishman and the dream of the enormous Findus Crispy Pancake
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
Good luck Roger. Hope the move back to Kendal is a shot in the arm for the event.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
Getting emotional at all the changes you've gone through when I see them here side by side
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 23/09/2026
I think if you like telly, it's a gift to be served up four good new faces every episode. It's like someone playing you ten great new songs by acts you never heard of before. It's lovely to feel safe in that format and escape preconceptions.
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