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The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧

@badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social

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badly drawn pictures of waterbae ⚠️ NOT SPOILER-FREE! if youre too young for the game, youre too young for this acc

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The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

An anonymous tumblr ask that says "Mama where have you gone, are you alright? I miss my shaylas 😢".

The first panel of a three-panel comic.

Waterboy is peeking out from a door, sweaty as always. He is looking at Flambae, whose head is partially visible in the corner of the image. He looks concerned. The room is dark, with light only shining through the open door and another off-screen light source shining on Flambae's face. The only decoration in the room is a framed photo of Prism as THOT SQUAD's "HOES DEPRESSED" single/album cover.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Flambae? Your children are getting worried, they miss you...

The second panel of a three-panel comic.

Flambae is looking extremely annoyed with cartoony wide-open eyes at Waterboy (off-screen). He is sitting with his knees to his chest, and his legs are shiny and mysteriously not colored in like the rest of his uniform. His boobs are huge and visible, despite his back being turned to the camera. On the old-looking TV in front of him is a screenshot of the Mii maker in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Mii's face is blurry, and text above it reads "censored due to Witness Protection". He is holding minuscule JoyCon's in his big hands. The room is dark, with light only emanating from the TV.

The third panel of a three-panel comic.

A giant, shocked Waterboy is being kicked out of the room by Flambae's long leg. Waterboy's arms are together and his legs are spread apart. Large onomatopoeia text above the scene reads "WEEEEEEE".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Flambae holding Waterboy like a battering ram. Flambae is smiling smugly, while Waterboy is neutral and completely stiff. There is text under Waterboy that says "waterbattering ram".

Dialogue:
Flambae: let's go

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae collab with my twin

A sketch of Flambae clinging onto the arm of an extremely huge and tall Waterboy. Flambae is looking up at Waterboy, thinking "WTFFF". On the bottom of the sketch, there is a small chibi head of Flambae (drawn by fountaindevil on tumblr) who looks uncomfortable. The sketch of the giant Waterboy is inside a thought bubble emerging from that Flambae's head, indicating that that vision is a dream.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The first panel of a three panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae.

Invisigal is smugly showing something on her phone to Flambae.

Dialogue:
Visi: hey, check it out
Visi: i made black-out poetry

The second panel of a three panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae.

A close-up of Invisigal's phone screen. On the screen is the Notepad app, and a large block of text that was turned into blackout poetry. Almost the entirety of the text is covered with black, and the only snippets of the text that were not erased are words and letters that form various synonyms for phallic genitalia. These visible words are also structured and highlighted in a way that creates an outline of a crudely drawn phallus.

The third panel of a three panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae.

Flambae and Invisigal are both smirking while looking at the phone.

Dialogue:
Flambae: nice
Flambae: you're a real artist
Visi: i know right? thanks

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A small sketch of Waterboy lifting up Flambae akin to a dance lift. Waterboy has his arms around Flambae's lower back and thighs. Flambae has his hands on Waterboy's shoulders, and he is arching his back. Flambae's left leg is bent and his toes are pointing upwards. Waterboy's legs are spread far apart and he is clearly struggling to maintain the balance needed to keep this pose.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Waterboy giving a big, sloppy, wet kiss on Flambae's hand. Flambae looks a little scared because of the water on his hand. His thought "water..." is written next to his head in light grey text.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae (but not really)

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism, sitting together on a couch. Waterboy is sitting on the backrest of the couch, his shoulders hunched. Flambae is sitting on the middle of the couch.

Flambae is showing Waterboy photos on his phone. There is text next to the phone that reads "Showing some selfie's he's proud of, some of which feature his past dates". Waterboy is looking at the phone with furrowed brows.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: You... date tons of different-.. looking men... Is there a guy who isn't your, uh, type?
Flambae: Duh.
Flambae: Robert.

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism, sitting together on a couch. Waterboy is sitting on the backrest of the couch, his shoulders hunched. Flambae is sitting on the middle of the couch with his legs spread and his left arm resting on the back of the couch. Prism is lying on the right-hand side of the couch with her legs crossed and lying over Flambae's left leg. She has a phone in her hand.

Waterboy is looking off into the distance, fidgeting with his thumbs. Flambae and Prism are both looking at him with mild surprise.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Oh... yeah, that's fair.
Prism: Really?
Prism: I mean, I'm with bae on this, he's ugly - but I would've thought those would be fighting words to you, Waterboy

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism, sitting together on a couch.

This panel is a close up of Waterboy's face as he's still looking away from Flambae and Prism (who are off-screen).

Dialogue:
Waterboy: W-Well, I Did really- I, liked, Robert, and... he was really nice, to me. And made me feel... like, I mattered, to someone... For the first time...

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism, sitting together on a couch.

Waterboy is looking down angrily, gesturing with his hands open and outstretched. Flambae and Prism are laughing behind him, with Flambae even tearing up.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: But, like--
Waterboy: How are you gonna be Mecha Man-, a, a Hero, and yet be-- look -- so, SMALL?!
Waterboy: And BORING??!
Flambae: GOHO--OHOHAAHAHOCOUGHCOUHOUGH
Prism: DAMN NOW THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS BOY LMAOOOO

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy that references the "THE KITTN BROTHE RS" meme. Flambae and Waterboy are both looking at the camera with a thumbs up and smiling.

Dialogue:
Flambae: i'm "for so much of my life, i wanted to die"
Waterboy: and i'm "i've been hurt before"

There is large, flaming, red text below them both that says "THE TRAUMA BROTHERS".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Prism, Waterboy, and Flambae at a table. On the table, there is a bag of almonds, and there are a couple almonds lying on top of the table. There is dramatic overhead lighting in the entire drawing.

Flambae is sitting down and being grabbed by his suit and fair by Waterboy. Waterboy is hunched over him and licking his face. Flambae looks confused and terrified.

Prism is on the left side of the image, away from Flambae and Waterboy. She looks unamused while eating the almonds on the table.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A sketch of Flambae showing a silly photo of a dog's face to the viewer. He is standing on his toes and has his right hand with the phone outstretched towards the camera. There are dots around his legs to indicate that his legs are trembling from standing on his toes. His left hand is pointing at the phone. There are sparkles and lines of light emanating from the phone. The speech bubble above Flambae's head reads "look".

A follow-up sketch to the previous image that reveals that Flambae was showing the image to Coupé. Coupé is sitting on a little stool and Flambae is shoving the phone in her face. The sketch is showing the side-angle of the scene. It reveals that Flambae is leaning so far, he is almost horizontal in the air. His feet are too far back to be able to keep him up. There are question marks above him to emphasize how impossible this stance would be able to maintain. There is a vertical line between his chest and the floor, and the text next to that line reads "center of balance".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

#dispatch undoubtedly the funniest character build in the game

A sketch of Flambae drawn in the "dead Yamcha" meme pose. In the top right of the image is a screenshot of the dispatch result graph from the original game, and it depicts the stats of the dispatched character, whose highest stats are "vigor", "combat" and "mobility", and the required stats of the mission, which show that it specifically required high "intelligence" and "charisma" stats. The success rate in this graph is 9%, and the small "x" marker is right next to the area of success, showing that Flambae just barely failed the dispatch.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy walking out of a room. There is a lot of steam or smoke coming out of the room. Flambae is squinting and rubbing his right eye with his right hand. Waterboy is in front of him and has his right fist up to his chest and his left hand on the door to the room. His eyes are wide open and he is coughing. To the right of him is SFX text that reads "COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH". Their eyes are faintly colored in light red, but whether that's actually related at all and what that indicates is up to interpretation.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A two-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae.

Panel 1:
Waterboy and Flambae are kissing. There is smoke rising from their kiss. The onomatopoeia "TSSSSSSS" surrounds the smoke.

Panel 2:
Waterboy and Flambae are standing in front of each other. Waterboy is looking at Flambae with wide open eyes in mild surprise. Flambae looks horrified and his hair is drooping, as if he has had the life sucked out of him (not by the kiss).
Dialog:
Waterboy: oh wow, your lips ARE chapped
There is large text above Flambae's head that reads "*DIES*".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

#dispatch the holy trinity

3 seperate sketches of Prism, Flambae and Waterboy. On the left side of the image, Prism is drawn half-body with her left arm on her hip. She is facing the left side of the image. There is text above her that reads "veteran bitch". In the middle of the image is a distorted sketch of Flambae, who is very short and wide. Above him, there is text that says "bitch". On the right is a distorted sketch of Waterboy, who is very spindly, wobbly and short. The text above him says "bitch-in-the-making".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae. The sketch parodies the main illustration of the RyuuseiP song "Magnet": Waterboy and Flambae are both wearing headsets with a butterfly wing on the ear piece. However, their microphones are tangled like rope. They both look awkward and ashamed. Above them, there is italic text that reads "how does this even happen...".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

A half-body chibi sketch of Waterboy, Prism and Flambae together. Waterboy is shocked, reading a piece of paper titled "BITCH TRAINING REGIMEN" and shouting. Prism is looking at him, happy and confident. Flambae is in the background, blowing a whistle. Large SFX text "PFWEEEE" is above his head. There are speech bubbles above Waterboy and Prism

Dialogue:
Waterboy: 100 SQUATS PER DAY?!
Prism: You can't just "be" a bitch, you gotta WORK for it, BITCH!

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

A sketch of Flambae drawn with the face of the Spongebob "boowomp" meme.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The first two panels of a horizontal 3-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae playing harmless pranks on one another.

Panel 1:
A flashback in a thought bubble of Flambae grabbing Waterboy by the shoulders and getting close to him. Flambae has a happy and cute expression. Waterboy is surprised and turning his head in the direction of Flambae. Their dialogue is written above them without any speech bubbles.
Dialogue:
Flambae: Boo! >:3
Waterboy: AAH-- Don't-- You scared me-!!

Panel 2:
The thought bubble with the flashback of the first panel is connected to Waterboy. Waterboy is sneaking up on Flambae, who is distracted and looking at his phone. Waterboy is grinning.
Dialogue:
Waterboy (thoughts): Here we go... "Revenge" time...!

The last panel of a horizontal 3-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae playing harmless pranks on one another.

Panel 3:
Waterboy jumps towards Flambae and grabs his shoulders. He says "Boo!", but is cut off by Flambae spontaneously combusting and turning himself into a pillar of fire out of fear. There is large SFX text above the fire that reads "FWOOOOM". Half of Waterboy's body and his hands are caught in the explosion.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae lying in the snow. Waterboy is in the middle of doing a snow angel, but he has completely frozen inside a large ice mound. Flambae is lying calmly in the snow, except the snow around him has entirely melted. He is surrounded by flowers and grass. He is looking up at the sky with a neutral, slightly solemn expression.
Above Waterboy, there is text that reads "the bringer of death". The text above Flambae reads "the bringer of life".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae still scared of water

A half-body sketch of Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae looks scared and is staring at Waterboy with large open eyes. He is backing away from him and is holding his hands in front of himself in defense. Waterboy is standing still, confused, with his hands together. He is looking at Flambae, concerned. There are question marks next to his head. Above Waterboy, there is an arrow pointing at him that reads "Boyfriend with terrifying superpower".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae sketches based on sims gameplay: flambae's "i need a boyfriend so bad" saga pt. 1/2

Two sketches of Waterboy and Flambae. They are both wearing sleeveless shirts. Flambae's has an extremely low neckline and his nipples are poking through the shirt. Waterboy is not wearing his goggles.

In the top sketch, Waterboy and Flambae are standing next to each other and looking at one another. Flambae is pointing at Flambae and smugly smiling. His mouth is open as if he is talking. A thought bubble connected to him reads "i'm gonna get him naked by the end of this joke". Meanwhile, Flambae is not gesturing in any way and looking at Waterboy with a relaxed smile and gaze. His thought bubble reads "i need to kiss him so bad".

In the sketch on the bottom, Flambae is showing Waterboy out of the way as he looks excitedly at something behind him. His eyes are cartoonishly bulging out of his skull, and his ponytail is wagging like a tail. Waterboy's eyes are also bulging out of his skull out of shock. There is text to the left of Flambae's head that says "BIG HOT HAIRY GUY SPOTTED".

A sketch of Flambae ranting and angrily talking to Prism. Prism is looking at him with a baffled facial expression.

Dialogue:
Flambae: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, PRISM?!! I CHAT UP A GUY, I'M OBVIOUSLY FLIRTING, HE AGREES TO COME OVER, AND ONLY ONCE HES ON MY COUCH DOES HE SAY HES MARRIED
Prism: He should die

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae that references the Homestuck "shoosh pap" meme. Waterboy is furious and steaming from anger. Flambae has his left index finger on Waterboy's lips, and his right hand is patting Waterboy's head. Flambae's eyes are wide open and his lips are pursed. Over Waterboy's head, in the middle of the steam coming from his head, SFX text reads "TSSSS". Between Flambae's lips and his left hand, there is text that says "SHOOOOOOSH". Above Flambae's right hand, SFX text says "PAP PAP PAP PAP".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae a very boring day at SDN so waterboy and flambae decide to play tag in-between dispatches

The first two panels of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

Panel 1:
Waterboy is entering the SDN building. He looks neutral.

Panel 2:
Waterboy sees Flambae from across the room. They both look at each other in mild surprise. Flambae's eyes are wide open.

The third panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

Waterboy and Flambae are standing across one another in the entrance lobby of SDN. Flambae is standing in front of an open doorway.

The fourth panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

The same composition as the previous panel, except Waterboy and Flambae have both hunched into a battle-ready pose. Above Flambae, there is large text that reads "READY", and above Waterboy, there is text that reads "SET".

The fifth panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

The same composition as the previous two panels, except the entire image is motion blurred in a diagonal direction in which Flambae and Waterboy are both running. Flambae is running through the open doorway, and Waterboy is chasing after him. There is even larger text in the top half of the image that says "GO!!!".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

#dispatch bae's daily morning preparation

A half-body sketch of Flambae with his arms crossed. He is looking smugly up at the sky. To his left, there is text that reads "hmm yes today I will face the Horrors".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

Waterboy is behind Flambae and talking at him with a smug, flushed face. Flambae is looking over towards him with a neutral face.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: hHey! your ass-
Waterboy: . uhm

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

Waterboy looks extremely nervous and his eyes are wide open. There are dark lines around his head, and around him there is small SFX text that reads "frozen". He is a little further away from Flambae. Flambae has turned to look at Waterboy directly. His facial expression hasn't changed.

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

Waterboy is very far away and walking away quickly from Flambae. Flambae is watching him, confused.

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy (and Flambae).

Waterboy is sitting in a bucket full of water inside the janitor's closet. His face is covered by shadow and only his large, wide open eyes are visible. The room is dark.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

⚠️ #dispatch spoilers (ep 8) sent these three after red ring coupé once and waterboy was flying around all weird. i think this is why

A sketch of red-ring-enhanced Coupé throwing Waterboy into the air as Flambae and Prism watch. Waterboy is so far away, he looks tiny in the sky. Flambae (whose legs are covered in fire as he is flying) and Prism are shocked.

Dialogue:
Prism: OH HE'S /GONE/

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae this entire comic is a reference. iykyk

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae, Prism and Waterboy.

Flambae and Prism are looking at Waterboy, who is off-screen. Flambae is talking enthusiastically with his palms together. Prism has a neutral facial expression. There is text between the two of them which reads "holding a bet on whether anyone will believe this story", and there are two arrows emerging from this text that point at both of the characters.

Dialogue:
Flambae: I'm gonna tell you a story - and i swear this is true, dude - everytime i go through TSA, i go through the metal-detecting thing where you hold your hands up, right? And i come out, and they say that there's a metal spot, next to my crotch. Last time i went, i said to the TSA guy "look, i dont understand whats going on. This happens Every Single Time. Do you have any idea whats going on." And then, there was a woman who was manning the metal-detecting machine thing, she overhears us, and she says: *"You're just blessed."*

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae, Prism and Waterboy.

Prism and Flambae are standing in front of a confused Waterboy. Flambae is smugly posing with his hands out.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Y... You're "blessed"?
Flambae: My interpretation of what she said is that shes implying that i have a big dick, not that i have metal in my junk.
Flambae: So, do you believe me?

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae, Prism and Waterboy.

This panel has the same composition as the previous panel. Prism's neutral facial expression and pose have not changed. Waterboy is smiling subtly and furrowing his brows as he talks. Flambae is smiling at Waterboy with wide open eyes and is pointing at Waterboy, finger-gun-style.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Well-- you know i've-- that's, here's the thing - i've /seen/ your crotch.

The fourthpanel of a four-panel comic about Flambae, Prism and Waterboy.

This panel has the same composition as the previous two panels. Waterboy's facial expression is relatively the same, but his head is tilted to the side. Flambae is yelling angrily in embarrassment. Prism is smiling and laughing loudly. Her laughter is expressed through large, bold "HAHAHAHA" text that goes across the entire bottom of the sketch. Unlike Waterboy's dialogue, which is written in a neat font, Flambae's shouting dialogue is handwritten with very rough and shaky lines.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: So i know-- that--, no, this-- /this is a lie./
Flambae: OKAY, LOOK, FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS VERY COLD IN THAT SAUNA WE WENT TO,

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae otherwise his vomit will become a deadly ice spear (*back-up vocalists* deadly ice spear)

A sketch of Waterboy being held up by Flambae. Flambae's arms are tightly around Waterboy's chest, and he is pinning Waterboy's arms down. Flambae is looking away with his eyes tightly shut, and he is emitting fire from his body. Waterboy's eyes and mouth are both wide open, and he is vomiting water. His legs are not touching the ground, and his knees are raised. There are snowflakes in the background, indicating that it is either snowing or cold.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

A three-panel comic of Flambae and Malevola.

Panel 1:
Malevola is closing a door behind her. She is not looking at the door as she is closing it. Flambae is in the room that Malevola is closing the door to. He is facing away from the door and camera.

Panel 2:
Malevola has closed the door. She looks shocked. From the closed door, a large speech bubble has emerged.
Dialogue:
Flambae: YOU FORGAT MEEEEE GUOOAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Panel 3:
Malevola opens the door to the room again. She's looking into the room. There is a sweat drop on her forehead that indicates confusion. Flambae is in front of the door, with his right hand on his hip and his left arm leaning on the door frame. His smug smile doesn't look confident.
Dialogue:
Flambae: 'sup

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae lying together in the same bed. Waterboy is curled up on the edge of the left side of the bed, facing the wall. He is not under the blanket, and the corner of the blanket next to him is wet. Flambae is lying with his arms behind his head, smiling up at the ceiling. He is covered by a blanket from the waist down.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

Waterboy is struggling to tie his tie. His head turns to look at Flambae, who is standing behind him.

Dialogue:
Waterboy (muttering): like this?- No, no... maybe...
Waterboy: Ah, Flambae! Can- Could you, help me? out? just for a sec?... ond?
Flambae: ?

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

Waterboy is standing in front of Flambae and holding the two ends of his own tie. Flambae is looking at the tie, unsure. Waterboy looks awkward.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Could you tie- t- i mean, uh, help, or... teach me how to, tie a tie? Please?
Flambae: Oh... Sure?

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

The panel is a close-up of Waterboy's collar and tie. Flambae is holding the two ends of the tie with both of his hands and not moving.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: Thanks,- thankyou, I-- I have this, thing- family... event. thing. And, it's... it's really embarrassing, I, I'm an adult, but I still... can't tie. A, tie. I should know, I should, but I could... never... uh...

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae.

Waterboy is standing in front of Flambae, with his back turned towards the camera. He is looking at him with a slightly disappointed face. Flambae is looking back at him with a perturbed and upset face. He has his hands to his side, so as to highlight his bare chest and v-neck.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: ...d-...
Waterboy: do you also not know how to tie a tie
Flambae: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE ?!?!!?

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy standing next to each other. They both look unamused. Waterboy is turned towards Flambae, and Flambae is facing the camera while looking up at the sky.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: what do you think would make this situation worse: you hitting me with your car again, or gay sex?
Flambae: both?

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Flambae and Prism, sitting next to each other. Flambae has his right arm resting on his chairs' arm rest, and his right leg is crossed over his left. His body is facing the right side of the image, but his eyes are looking towards the left. He looks serious. Prism is sitting to his left (camera right). Her arms are crossed and leaning on the other arm rest of Flambae's chair. She is looking at Flambae with a serious and disappointed expression. There are speech bubbles above both of them.

Dialogue:
Prism: That's your Considering Face.
Flambae: He's tall. He can't burn.
Flambae: Fuck it. I can take a chance.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The first panel of a two-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae. They are both sitting inside of a car. Flambae is in the driver's seat, and Waterboy is in the passenger's seat. They both look traumatized and are staring blankly forwards. Flambae's hands are on the steering wheel, and Waterboy's arms are crossed. There is text above them that says "Both just experienced a social anxiety nightmare".

The second panel of a two-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae. The composition of this panel as well as the poses and faces of the two characters are exactly the same. The only difference is that both of their mouths are open because they are talking.

Dialogue:
Flambae: let's say we never talk about what just happened, go fuck some shit up & hit up the bar
Waterboy: yes, yes & yes.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

A half-body chibi sketch of Flambae texting on his phone. He is looking at his phone with a cat-like mouth and talking out loud while he types. He is facing the right side of the image.

Dialogue:
Flambae: B, double O...
Flambae: Exclamation mark... Ghost emoji...
Flambae: Winking face with tongue emoji.
Flambae: Oh yeah. I'm so irresistible.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae FOCUS

A half-body sketch of Prism and Waterboy talking to each other. Prism has her arms crossed and is looking up at Waterboy. There is a speech bubble above her head. Waterboy is standing still and looking off into the distance, flustered. There is a thought bubble and a speech bubble connected to him.

Dialogue:
Prism: How many bae's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Waterboy's thought bubble depicts him surrounded by 6 Flambae's, all of which are either cuddling him or kissing him. All of the Flambae's have cat-like faces (akin to the ">w<" emoticon). The Waterboy in the middle of the six Flambae's is smiling with puffed-up cheeks.
Waterboy: ... what's the limit

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

A sketch of Flambae and Invisigal. Flambae is sitting on a chair with his right arm resting on the chair's back and his legs crossed. His left hand is slightly raised and is on fire. He is looking at the fire. On the right side of the image and next to Flambae's left hand is Invisigal with an unlabelled areosol can. She is spraying the pressurized air at the fire in Flambae's hand, creating a flame thrower. She is staring seriously and blankly at the fire.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

#dispatch flambae, who needs to feel special and who also has a fixed schedule and he cant have men fucking it up for him

A sketch of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism. Flambae is closer to the camera and talking while smugly looking upwards. Waterboy and Prism are away from the camera and looking at Flambae. Waterboy looks confused, meanwhile Prism looks unamused. There are speech bubbles above each of them.

Dialogue:
Flambae: I love a guy with good time management.
Flambae: If he has a fixed schedule, arrives perfectly on time for our dates, and even puts our dates on his schedule? Bam, I'm already in his bed
Waterboy: Wwhat kind of standard is that...?
Prism: Honestly Waterboy you're better off chatting about men with me. I don't get him either

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Phenomaman, Flambae and Waterboy. Phenomaman is standing in front of Flambae and Waterboy, with his back turned towards them. Flambae and Waterboy are standing next to one another, looking at Phenomaman with confused, surprised faces. Their facial expressions look identical to one another. Phenomaman is looking towards the other two, and he looks depressed.

Dialogue:
Phenomaman: you two remind me of myself and Blazer
Flambae and Waterboy (thoughts): which one of us is You???

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

#dispatch 1 intelligence point blehhh

A sketch of the "Ah, eto... Bleh" meme, redrawn with Flambae. Above his head is a small star and the word "bleehhh".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

#dispatch tall freaks

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy hitting their heads on a door frame as they walk through a door. They are both in the exact same mid-walk pose. Prism is watching them. There is one small sweat drop on her head.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

#dispatch sketch based on sims gameplay

A sketch of Flambae cooking as Prism and Waterboy talk to him. Prism is to his right (on the left side of the image), and Waterboy is to his left (on the right side of the image). They are both excessively talking to him. He is constantly shaking his head to look at both of them, clearly looking panicked. Prism and Waterboy are both smiling. The frying pan Flambae is holding is on fire.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room.

Panel 1:
A close-up of the surface of a shelf. On the shelf is a plant, a collection of black metal CDs and two rat skulls. There is a large black arrow pointing at the rat skulls.

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room.

Panel 2:
Flambae is curiously looking at the (off-screen) rat skulls. Waterboy is in the background, hunched over a plant he is holding. There is a little bit of water coming out of his mouth, and the plant is wet. Behind him is another shelf with more plants, and there are posters depicting black metal artists and muscular superheroes on the wall.

Dialogue:
Flambae: ... Hey, are these real?
Waterboy: Oh, the rat skulls? Yeah, actually!

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room.

Panel 3:
Waterboy is talking to Flambae with his left index finger raised. They are both looking upwards at each other's speech bubbles, and they are both smiling. Inside Waterboy's speech bubble are drawings of an owl, two owl pellets, and two fragments of rodent bones.

Dialogue:
Waterboy: You know what owl pellets are, right?
Waterboy: The undigested mass of fur & bones that owls vomit out?
Waterboy: I got to "dissect" those in my middle school biology class, & the pellet I got had a whole skull in it!
Waterboy: We weren't allowed to take any bones home, but I managed to hide and keep the skull, haha...
Flambae: Ooh, that is lucky.

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae the nerd has no room to complain that his drink is getting drunk by a hottie

A sketch of Flambae simultaneously drinking the two drinks he is holding in the official pool illustration from the Dispatch art book. He looks smug. In the background is a frail Waterboy weakly reaching his shivering hand out towards Flambae. There is an arrow pointing at him that reads "about to murder".

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

Two connected sketches of a drunk Flambae talking to Waterboy.

Sketch at the top of the image:
Flambae is holding a cocktail with a swirly straw with his right hand. He is also pointing at Waterboy with the same hand. He is looking at Waterboy with furrowed brows and squinted eyes. Waterboy looks nervous, and he has his hands up in defense.
Dialogue:
Flambae: ur so obviously gay I know you've seen /those/ pics of Phenomaman
Waterboy: you've seen them too???

Sketch at the bottom of the image:
Flambae is looking at Waterboy with a surprised expression. Waterboy is facing away from the camera and only the side of his head is visible. He is sweating and blushing heavily.
Dialogue:
Flambae: ... bro I was just making shit up. Now you've outed Yourself And got me interested
Flambae: where can /I/ find the Phenomaman pics?
Waterboy (thoughts): **FUCK**

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

#dispatch #waterbae the existence of consensual relationship agreements makes all dispatch ships 1000 times funnier

A sketch of Blonde Blazer, Waterboy and Flambae. Waterboy and Flambae are sitting together in front of Blonde Blazer, who is at her desk. A lamp, a name tag and a document can be seen on Blonde Blazer's desk. She is looking at them happily while pushing the document closer to them. Waterboy and Flambae both look unsure. Waterboy is looking down at the document, while Flambae is looking at Blonde Blazer. There two big speech bubbles connected to Blonde Blazer and two thought bubbles connected to Waterboy and Flambae each. The text inside Flambae's thought bubble is the largest text in the image.

Dialogue:
Blonde Blazer: Since you two are in a relationship - congrats again, by the way - i'm gonna beed you two to sign this Consensual Relationship Agreement.
Blonde Blazer: It's nothing serious - its just a business contract to prevent abuse in the workplace. You'll be agreeing to not doing PDA on the clock, not ignoring your work duties due to your relationship, not giving each other special treatment, not trying to sabotage each other if you were to break up... just agreeing that you will stay professional.
Waterboy (thoughts): But you and Robert still act lovey-dovey on the job and you even give him special treatment cuz of your relationship...
Flambae (thoughts): Is this homophobia?

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

Flambae is waving towards Waterboy as he is stepping out of his own car.

Dialogue:
Flambae: Hey Waterboy! c'mere, you /gotta/ see this!
Waterboy: ?

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

Flambae is reaching for something that is in the passenger seat of his car. He is leaning over the driver's seat. Over his body, there is SFX text that reads "RUMMAGE RUMMAGE". Waterboy is looking at Flambae in shock.

Dialogue:
Flambae: Say hello to our ✨new son✨!
Waterboy: **SON?????**
Waterboy (thoughts): DID THE IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS WIN TODAY

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

A close-up of a puppy of an unspecified breed. The tips of its ears are bent, and its ears and snout have darker fur than the rest of its body. It's sticking it's tongue out. Flambae is holding the puppy up, and the puppy is surrounded by sparkles and light.

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy.

A close-up of a relieved Waterboy with his right hand on his chest. He is breathing out, and next to his head is bold text that says "phew..."

Dialogue:
Waterboy (thoughts): It's a puppy...
Waterboy (thoughts): I thought he took a trip to an orphanage for a second

The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧 @badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

#dispatch #waterbae

A sketch of Prism, Flambae and Waterboy taking a selfie. Prism is holding the phone with her right hand and showing a peace-sign with her left hand. Flambae is standing behind to her left with his arms crossed. Waterboy is standing to her right with his right hand doing a rock-n-roll hand sign and with his left hand on Flambae's waist. They are all smiling at the camera.