Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 1hGood luck staying alive when I carpet bomb the data center you exist at you fucking AI slime 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 2hThe best part about learning French is that approximately forty to fifty percent of their language is made up of slang words for dicks and if you pronounce anything wrong you’re probably going to happen upon a new one by accident midway through asking for food at the boulangerie 120
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 19hBuying an ISMFOF shirt at 31 because it’s much less cringe to wear a tee with a cartoon narwhal on it than put on the AI generated jesus bullshit that every other corporate redneck in this town has 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey new followers instead of introducing myself like some kind of normal person I’m instead going to urge you all to check out the song with one of the best guitar solos in history, because if there’s two things I’m known for it’s kinks and weird music youtu.be/hXB4kmwaCD0?...youtu.beAgriculture - Bodhidharma (Official Music Video)YouTube video by The Flenser 020
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do you think anyone has ever eaten one of those horrendous break room microwave hamburgers for pleasure, is anyone that insane 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Did he break your bed? Yes Is he sorry about it? Not really 221439
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dance Gavin Dance I swear if you do one more anniversary merch drop without a physical disc to buy with it I’m actually going to explode into confetti 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Currently missing a critical dr appointment because my psych decided to adopt a brand new filing system that is, of course, AI bullshit, specifically AI bullshit that scans your license & insurance cards, butchers your name and refuses to proceed because it doesn’t match and you can’t do it manually 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like this guy had to be 300 pounds, bad neckbeard, acne, wearing a torn up South Park shirt and dirty gym shorts, looked like he’d faceplant just stepping on a skateboard..and yet I saw him pull a 360 tailgrab on a 10-15 foot transfer, I guess you really can’t judge anyone by their looks 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every once in a while I remember this one time I was skating and the fattest, ugliest dude I’ve ever seen came into the park and tore that shit up with skills I could only dream of, I hope that fucker’s doing okay lmao 130
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The tolerance for human self expression being atomized from my body every time I see my furry neighbor’s shitbox hatchback get a new oppai kitsune sticker slapped on itstatic.klipy.comFireman On Fire StuntALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt 020
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the rat guy from Deadlock is going to be really popular with..furries?? I am so absolutely shocked, floored, and surprised by this information!!!! 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some days instead of an actual dinner I just eat cereal with yogurt instead of milk, because eating something really inconvenient builds character 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By @/porcine.bsky.social! They do great flabby stuff if that’s your bag 001
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That oh so relatable moment when you’re a fucking massive pile of lard and you lose your phone in one of your own body folds 1309
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking- Pac??! Of all people!! Christ man he wasn’t even that old, this sucks 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Truck Violence gonna be headlining hardcore shows within the next five years mark my damn words 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look I don’t have anything clever to say about this one cause the flab on display is actively melting my neurons and now you have to see it too 1151
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hustle I don’t speak a lick of Japanese but I could recite most of the lyrics from memory, that’s just how horrifically catchy it is LMAO 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've never defused a bomb, but I've had to explain the entire plot of Kingdom Hearts to my French boyfriend without making it too confusing so I think I know exactly how it must feel 021
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Too bad Shaun is a piece of shit!! Too bad also that everything past .5 has sounded almost exactly the same! Too bad Arsenal was weird and quite literally something they crapped out to get some youtube views! Oh well, their first 3 albums are good (: 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me, 10: Slipknot is one of the GOATs I love them I have all their albums!!1!! Me, 21: Slipknot? What like the nine gimmicks masquerading as a band no those guys fucking suck actually Me, 31: Slipknot is one of the GOATs I [mostly] love them I have all their albums!!1!! 110
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These fucking dogs design what’s essentially an evil vizier that steals all your information while it placates you with Reddit thread pseudoscience and I’m expected to *not* want every data center to dissolve into mountains of technological gore? No I’m ok thx I’ll stay a hater 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In the few moments I start to feel like I’m being too harsh on AI users I remember how my dad uploaded his *entire medical profile* to one after it took advantage of his anxiety over a health scare, then I remember I’d actually like to personally attack chatgpt with a ball peen hammer 120
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kaiketsu Zorori gotta have the best opening theme of all time and I will not be hearing arguments to the contrary 120
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay I know this is a well-beaten horse but seriously why DO all Ringo songs sound like that 001
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OooOoOgh les voix…elles…elles me…elles me disent de manger de la glace…et des biscuits…quelle horreur!!! 110
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On this, the one year anniversary of the capri-sunification of our least favorite boy Charles E Kirkland, we should all take a moment to point & laugh at every conservative pundit who called on their followers to spill the blood of leftists & take revenge while literally nothing of the sort happened 110
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mick Foley I love you but your first book does not hold up in the Internet age my guy and I don’t even mean that in a bullshitting way 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gizmo says happy Bandcamp Friday! Support your fave music artists today or die!!! 060
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026y'know I'd consider myself like 50x more positive of a person than I used to be..and yet every time I come on here all I want to do is rant, fuck's that about lmao 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Like I’m sorry you mean to tell me this giant future rifle that is *canonically chambered in 7.62x51* has spread like a shitty machine pistol past kissing distance and I’m supposed to use it to take down roided up aliens with shields? Are you clinically insane???? 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m a Halo CE assault rifle defender until I actually play the game on legendary, then I find myself wanting to write the dev who made the stat tables a very strongly worded letter 100
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Need that I Promised the World full length album worse than I need food and water I’m afraid 100
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The irony of creating a character with big ears and long hair while also cutting my hair short and getting my stretched ears clipped is not lost on me 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Pokémon with hat is death, Pokémon with hat is eternal and inevitable, all we can do is accept the existence of Pokémon with hat and manage our lives around it and also seethe and mald at how appallingly lazy dookie dogwater OC design still makes people instantly cream their jeans after 30 years 000
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Know this: no matter how good at art you are, how amazing at character design you might be, your work will always, ALWAYS be eclipsed entirely by one thing: Pokémon with hat 110
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 18/08/2026they called me yiffer runner Gary They even called me E.R[P] They think that’s fucking funny Who’s laughing now 020
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love taking [LEGALLY PRESCRIBED] uppers and downers at the same time and washing it down with Red Bull cause it means when they all kick in there’s a thirty second period where I feel every human emotion known to mankind’s history 010
Hvnter @badlydrawnbats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026???? Chiitan do you have something you’d like to tell us 121
