badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 18h"Mass Spooning" just doesn't have the same impact, does it? 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 21hDemographic vandalism is a great name for a novelty Led Zeppelin tribute band. I wonder what Four Sticks sounds like played exclusively on dog whistle sounds like. 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing you, Jesus! I wanna feel your salvation all over my face" 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look at that hellscape. No place to park a SUV, no drive throughs How can people live like this? /s/ 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Two of those nations have their own nuclear weapons. 110
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does it really matter? A majority of Americans sat quietly by. 001
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Are congratulations in order here? 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Usually when a middle aged man is feeling less vital and masculine, they purchase a Corvette. Can we all chip in to get Hegseth some jorts, New Balances and a Grand Sport? 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Says the guy who wears eyeliner daily... 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This episode of Fire Road Truckers... 020
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Matt Gaetz is like Pinocchio. His forehead grows whenever he says something stupid. 001
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think the village idiot knows they're the village idiot. 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So that's the surgery equivalent of tattooing grapefruits 120
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can imagine Malcolm's 9th step: "I'm really sorry about Fly On The Wall" 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Because Malcolm drank for the two of them? 180
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Given his pace last time, we could expect something in the 2030s 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That sums up the Eagles fan experience nicely. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is this one of those comedy things where it only makes sense if you ate a fistful of edibles? 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did the FBI and Shinyhunters come to some kind of agreement here? 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Huh. Fleabag was funny and well done, but I'd reserve the top ten to series with no missed stitches, so GOT should get moved down, too, for that last season. I'm surprised Silicon Valley and The Expanse aren't on this list. 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd be happy to give him the opportunity to talk. In The Hague. 120
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Great. I always knew Trump was actually Zaphod Beeblebrox. A fool to distract people from the real exercise of power 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's so funny hearing this in his voice 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think every boy goes through a "girls are icky" phase. Some boys never grow out of it. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm up for some criticism for Sheeran. Why aren't we protesting the venue owners? Stop going to events there. Let them know why. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This sounds like one of those phishing tests IT sends out and lectures you for clicking on 1141
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"The ratings require that this torture continues" 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If someone explained to him that trade deficits meant _we_ bought things and only had to exchange promises instead of other goods and services, he'd see it like his own business ventures 100
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ted Cruz as Pink's Nazi phase from The Wall is awful, but it's also mediocre. He's dressed like he's about to play a mellow set at the North Platte Holiday Inn twenty years ago. We didn't even get the stylish fascism 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm sure he made a beeping sound once a minute. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So G_d made Trump, the same way he made the plagues of locusts? got it. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Somehow that car sets the scene for the rest of the con. A 20 year old Mercedes covered in glitter. The check engine light has been on for years and at least one of the coils is dead so it's mistaken for a diesel. Neglect covered by tacky gold tone. That's US, world. 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Bleef, it's what's for dinner!" "Don't you mean 'beef'?" "No" 040
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you" 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Let's just call it the Epstein Arch 010
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can only hope Mike Pence is there to warn him. 000
badideapants.bsky.social @badideapants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What great victory does this represent? 020
