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Blitz the Badger

@badgerblitz.bsky.social
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22y/o gay furry artist with ASD he/him/his and ze/zem/zir

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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some albums I’ve listened to recently that I liked
Funkdafied by Da BratStateless by Lene LovichPeople as Prey by Cat Rapes DogFour Seasons of Love by Donna Summer
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some albums I’ve listened to recently that I liked
Funkdafied by Da BratStateless by Lene LovichPeople as Prey by Cat Rapes DogFour Seasons of Love by Donna Summer
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I imagine I’d be an Arremer from Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins, and I’d always be befalling butt-related misfortune lol
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can never be grateful enough that FFX designers said “let’s have a race of hunky brutish horned lion barbarians, but also let’s have their outfits be cunty as fuck”
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fax
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Briefs with 2000s/2010s “heh, yeah I’m a gamer” slogans on them
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Two $20 commissions I did for a friend. He asked me to draw his sona in some fashionable outfits, and I delivered uwu
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Otto from the Haunted World of El Superbeasto (which is bad don’t watch it lol)
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Forgot to post this but I drew me and a friend of mine after being caught and paddled by Rocket Raccoon
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is this anything? #x-men
Top text reading “2026 NUCLEAR FAMILY”
Wolverine with the text “NEURODIVERGENT DAD”
Nightcrawler with the text “MALE MOM”
X-23, Jubilee, Kitty Pride, and Armor with the text “infinite DAUGHTER glitch”
Beast with the text “WOKE DOG”
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Having both Peppy and Wolf as older authority figures in his life means Fox gets treated to DOUBLE the discipline! …yay? I just love how naturally Star Fox lends itself to spanking content lol
A 1950s-era advertisement for hot dog wieners poorly edited with pngs of Star Fox characters. Slippy says “Gee Fox! How come [nintendo logo] lets you have TWO daddies?” Fox, holding small versions of Peppy and Wolf, says “slippy I have not been able to sit down comfortably for three weeks”
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I forgot if I ever posted him here but this is my sona’s dad, Barry. He’s a mob boss. He’s pretty mean and has a sadistic streak but he’s nice so long as you do whatever he says! (Or if you’re his only son) I should draw porn of him… or at least spanking art…
A muscular male European badger in a navy blue suit with a red tie. His face is a very pale shade of periwinkle with indigo markings. He has thick eyebrows, eye bags, and a scar that runs over his left eye. His expression is somewhat of a scowl.The same badger next to my sona, who is smiling in contrast to his father. The implication is meant to be that it’s a professional portrait.
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If you hear the sounds of heavy footsteps, whiplike cracking, and loud wailing coming from the woods, you may be inclined to think it is some sort of cryptid… but in actuality, it’s just Sabretooth and Autopod after a lost a game of naked-hide-and-seek! (Sabretooth belongs to marvel, Autopod=my oc)
In a dense forest, Victor Creed (aka Sabretooth), naked and with long hair, carries my oc Autopod (he/ze) beneath his arm, spanking him. Autopod is thin but with a big butt and thighs. He currently wears nothing but dark stockings. Ze has a bright red backside and his face is pink with blush as ze makes a distressed expression.The same picture as the previous, but Victor is slanging his thang (thick penis) around
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
What flavor is your fursona?
My fursona, a light blue badger. In this image he is wearing his iconic sailor fuku with the shorts down around his knees, his butt spanked redA can of cream of coconut
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Furry dilf but with these vibes
Francis’ Dad from the Fairly Odd ParentsSumo’s dad from ClarenceKyle’s dad from South Park
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Is this a safe space?
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Canonical X-Men panel
Bobby Drake, wincing and wearing a layered shirt that says “I ❤️ MY FURRY BOYFRIE ND” says “I’m so mad. im gonna eat my boy friends ass so i wont be so mad”. In the background, Hank McCoy stands with an expression of surprise (his eyes hidden by his glasses” says “oh my stars and garters” with a registered trademark symbol in a serif font.
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Wanted to draw some X-men kissing under the mistletoe before December is over (where I am) Wolverine X Nightcrawler Beast X Iceman Sabretooth X my oc #x-men #xmen #fanart
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I like basically every picture you draw Werewolf Jones’ ass, but this one is my favorite
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
A lil comic I doodled Looks like me and my friend Wild found out not to prank @davistheshark.bsky.social ! Now to try and get home without anyone seeing us…
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My headcanons for the Star Fox cast’s favorite albums #starfox
Fox - “Private Eyes” by Daryl Hall and John Oates
Falco - “93 ‘til Infinity” by Souls of Mischief
Slippy - “Enuff Z’nuff” by Enuff Z’nuff
Peppy - “American Beauty” by the Grateful Dead
Krystal - “Love Deluxe” by Sade
Fay - “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada
Miyu - “Gorillaz” by Gorillaz
Bill - “Pet Sounds” by The Beach Boys 
Wolf - “The Nightfly” by Donald Fagen
Leon - “Two Months Off” by Underworld
Panther - “Herb Alpert’s Tijuana Brass Volume 2”
Andrew - “Back to Front” by Gilbert O’Sullivan
Pigma - “Back in Black” by AC/DC
Katt - “Solitude Standing” by Suzanne Vega
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Recently started watching Biker Mice from Mars
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Time is a flat circle…
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@manservice.bsky.social is this in your wheelhouse?
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ose casts Marin Karin on me and my alignment changes from Neutral/Light to Submissive/Seat
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My face right now:
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
HELLO???
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oh no! It would appear that a stray doornail had left the oracle Nyemikye in a rather embarrassing situation…
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
OC I am posting bc I am drawing porn of him and I want people to know the context
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I think I’m gonna pass out
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So like, how long until this applies to spanking porn? When is vids of someone spanking their partner going to be “glorifying violence against a romantic partner”? When is spanking art going to be “art that is glorifying harm”? It’s ridiculous how vague they’re being to gradual increase censorship
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Tarot unlike you’ve ever seen before… Here I am representing the Moon Card :3 Let’s hope the moon doesn’t set too soon, those guys down there look grouchy…
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Paddled by a rat friend of mine ú.ù (I deserved it lol)
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I need him carnally
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
How it feels as a bottom sometimes :/
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Pertinent Angela Collier clip
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
One normal one and one silly one lol
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What’s the best ass pic in your camera roll? I feel my cheeks look particularly plump in this one uwu
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Body + fur pattern ref
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Terrakion The fact he’s on all fours just means he’s harder to push away when he pins you to a wall with his ass
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
🥰
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I think I’m gonna faint
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Chainsaw Man proposes magically cutting clothes into slices
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Uh oh! My buddy Koda put in the wrong hair product this morning! Now he thinks and acts like a 1950’s greaser! Not sure if there’s it’s reversible, but in the meantime, his exhaust pipe DOES need a muffler…
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Blitz the Badger @badgerblitz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
PSA: do NOT go swimming in a pool a hyena just swam in. You may turn into one! (Plus a few… additional side effects…)
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