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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I do like to keep my scalp a marinara-free zone."

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 21/09/2026

Rep. Jim McGovern (D‑MA) says it to their face: “I love you, Republicans. I mean, you control the House, you control the Senate, you control the White House, you control the Supreme Court, and you don’t take responsibility for anything. But when you want to cut medicaid, you get it done in a snap.”

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"'Hot flat white'. That's me, baby!" "I like to make a similar joke when I order thickened water or that thickening gel..." "The only thing thick about me is my hair." "It says 'thick and easy'. But there's never anybody around I can say it out loud to, so it's always just in my head."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"You know what they say. Blood...is thicker than friends." "Yep, that's definitely what they say." "Blood runs thicker than friends. Thank goodness I'm faster."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"I'm gonna go pee." "Good luck!" "Thank you. I appreciate your support in all of my urinary pursuits."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Recently she's been ✨exploring lesbianism✨..." "Does she like it?" "She likes it a lot."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"This is that Sumatran, with notes of..." "...coffee. I'm definitely getting some coffee elements." "Yes." "I bet you didn't know I had such a sophisticated palate." "I did not." "I'm a woman of many talents."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Jugs! I got jugs!" "Yup. You sure do. You're also carrying water!"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"I'm gonna roll that window up. I don't want anybody reaching in and grabbing you." "So...you don't want anybody to lose an arm, is what you're saying?" "... Please get it on video."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"We've reached the 'try to stay awake' part of the evening." "Joke's on you--I never try to stay awake."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I accidentally dropped a bite of egg on the ground. Maybe we'll grow some chickens!

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Have you ever known someone who's so sure they know everything and are always right that they've convinced the people close to them, too? It's impossible to be right about anything, yourself. They move the goalposts, take it as a personal attack, or both. It's exhausting.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"My body was telling me it was going to revolt if I didn't get some food in it, and I said, 'Revolt? That's an awfully big word for a stomach.'"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"I did not, however, bring napkins." "Ooh, so we're living dangerously."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Is that him [making that noise]?" *gestures toward room* "Yeah. He's been doing it for a couple days. Very zombie-like groaning." "... foreshadowing?"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There aren't very many perks to being an adult, but at least we were right about that whole ice cream for dinner thing.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

*distant mooing* "The cows have a lot to say tonight." "Yeah." "Hey. It's raining. Hey. Hey. It's raining. It's raining. Hey. It's raining." "I'm missing the reference...?" "I'm translating the cows."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"What's this go-getter doin'?" "Prob'ly goin' and gettin'. It's right in the name!"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"I like turnips!' "Me too. Big fan of ALL the root vegetables." "Oh good, I'll make some kind of root vegetable salad." "Love me some beets and radishes. So, not even just the popular ones." "Rutabaga?" "LOVE a good rutabaga." "I'd love you to ruta my bega!" "I knew that's where this was going."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The older I get, the more I agree with Magneto.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"I'm going to attempt to do this with TWO coffee mugs in my hands." *opens magnetic screen door* "Oh! You do your own stunts?"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"Why is it so bright? Oh, yeah--morning." "I regret to inform you that it is daytime." "It's fuckin' bullshit."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"Oh, there's a beetle. Hi, friend." *pause* "They're fuckin' all over the place by my house. Every time I turn around, there's some beetles fuckin'. So much boinking going on."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It will always be strange to me that two people punching each other is considered a sport.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"I've been wanting to shoot a barbarian out of a cannon for a while."

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God @thegodshow.com · 09/07/2026

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

"I set an alarm for 8 o'clock. 7:30 seems aggressive." "Mnm. 7:30 is aggressive. 7 o'clock is downright violent."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It's pretty fucked up when someone NOT being abusive to you is a notable, pleasant surprise 🫤

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What's great about a hammock is that it combines three of my favorite activities: Going outside, lying down, and doing nothing.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"The problem with insulating duct work is getting something mice won't eat." "So...No cheese-based solutions to this problem, then." "I love you." "I also wouldn't recommend Triscuits."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

*gestures toward stack of ones* "Tell me you wait tables without telling me you wait tables." *pause* "Or stripping." "I can play stripper. You want me to keep them, take 'em home?" "So I can make it rain?"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

As many quotes as I post here, I can assure you, there are tons of them that I forget, both at work and in my personal life. I laugh heartily at *something* at least a few times a day 😆

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"There's this lesbian cheese monger... I think you'd dig her." "Well, she already sounds incredibly attractive."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"...National Strawberry Shortcake Day, National Pop Goes the Weasel Day, National Monkey around Day..." "As far as I'm concerned, EVERY day is National Monkey Around Day."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"The frogs must be done boinking for now." "A little rest. A little between-boink break." "It must be exhausting. I'm tired even thinking about frogs having sex."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

"I've tried re-starting AND unplugging it, and restarted the computer, but it's just not doing the thing." "Have you tried throwing it out the window? Rumor has it, that works really well." "Oh... I wish!"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

"Ze buh-tair, which, as you know, is French for ze buh-tair."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

It occurred to me today that my favorite swim look (string top, boyshorts bottom) mirrors my favorite work look (fitted top, wide-leg pants). Likewise, I think fitted pants look best with a flowy top, and string bottoms look best with a fuller coverage swim top. It's about balance.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"I'm just a young girl. Nuptial." "Nuptial? What are you trying to say?" *pause* "...nubile?" "Yeah. That, too."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"All these ads for lawyers. Makes me want to sue someone. Who can we sue? It's the American way!"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"Would you like a cookie?" "Oh, I just ate a cookie." "Cool. Do you want a cookie?"

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"It was a looong journey, but we got there. We took the scenic route to that sentence."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"I had this transformative moment once with a bag of Chex mix. I thought, I paid for this--I don't need to eat the pretzels if I don't want to. So I didn't. I just ate the rest and threw the pretzels away. I'd always just eaten them because I didn't want to waste them." "That's a lovely story."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"She was like... hella out to lunch, dinner, breakfast, and a snack last night."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

"It has sexual undertones. Er, overtones. It's about sex."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

"Fifteen-minute warning on [patient coming to] 60." "No, thanks. I'm sick that day."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"We both have long arms. High pain tolerance. Poor impulse control." "Hey, now. I have fair-to-middling impulse control."

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I think men have pics where we can see up their noses because they've decided taking selfies is "girly" and are trying not to get caught. They're not raising the camera high enough and end up keeping the first shot. Trying to sneak it quickly, so, not thinking about their facial expression, either.

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Clever User Name @badfae.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

"Your skin is magnificent." "I grew it myself!"

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