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‘S not buried that deep. Like hell I’d spend effort digging a 6ft hole for someone like her.

Well, I wouldn’t say HID, cuz there’s nobody to hide it from, but yeah.

*They lead him to a fairly overgrown backyard on the edge of town*

That happened to me once!!!!!! *They roll up their right sleeve to show him the burn scars covering their arm*

I know where it is cuz I buried it.

Maybe we should try making a pie or dig up Snaps’s body for fun.

I was thinking of napping all day, but…

hey guys. local porcupine had a baby

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Okay, well… *they step aside to let him through*

*They open the door for him* You don’t carry keys with you?

*They look through the peephole on the door*

*They get up to go lock the door*

I’ll just… lock the door.

Flower @badendclerk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

….you didn’t lock the door when you left…??

Flower @badendclerk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I’ll be at your apartment unless someone comes and murders or kidnaps me or something.

You can take a big break off work and tell them that you were buried with the facility for a bit.

There’s always other branches…

Hate to break it to ya but they’re not gonna sort it out.

That means there was a sitewide emergency. They only bury entire branches in worst-case scenarios.

*Sleepily picking up the phone* Whozzere…

*IF they woke up 😭😭😭 no they died in their sleep* *they wonder how he managed to get them off of him without waking them up.*

*They’re knocked out fairly quickly, having trained themself to do so in order to get as much sleep as possible at their Lovely Job that Treats Its Low Ranking Employees Very Well 😁😁😊*

*Seeing as he has already slumped himself over the couch. They slump over him.*

*Tgey follow. Like a fucked up looking duckling.*

But my best friend. Yarky Fritz 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Like you? *they playfully elbow him* Maybe I’ll crash at your place tonight.

Flower @badendclerk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Yuppy duppy! *they pull the knife out of their hair and hold it out to him*

Flower @badendclerk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You can borrow my knife. (Ironically their knife is angel’s old knife.)

Flower @badendclerk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

What are you gonna do with that knife-wand? I’m sure it can still do damage in that state, but…