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Thorn the Spoop Virus

@badbeepboy.bsky.social
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Computer virus. Very beepy, very bad. NSFW 18+ profile! | Version 3.3 (age 33) | He/Him/It | linktr.ee/badbeepboy

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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At-con traditional commission I got from @droseattack.bsky.social at Michigan Anthro Weekend!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Commission from @hazard-ger.bsky.social Intoxicator got caught in Hazard's lair without permission. Now the nanites that make up Hazard's suit are infiltrating the nano-fabric of Intoxicator's, directly interfering with the digital signals and taking over its systems. Oopsie!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have landed safely and the airport has a fursona
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also I call him Borbo the Rotund
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You wanted tickets to see your favorite team in the playoffs. Nothing you could afford... but the ad said you could win tickets for free! What could the harm be in clicking it and taking a chance? Well, now you definitely can't afford to go to a game, because you need to buy a new computer.
Pornographic illustration of the Phantom Virus from Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase teabagging your computer screen as your system is infected.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something something dragon(born) wash Commission from @sinarts.bsky.social
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got a new roommate! It’s a great match because he’s also a green, yellow and red jerk
Photograph of a Jet the Hawk plushie tucked into bed
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bonus art too lol
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why not? :3
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got ‘Guyver: Dark Hero’ on Blu-ray. I’ll probably check it out tonight. Unfortunately I’m aware from early screenshots and reviews that the video looks like shit but that’s the director’s fault, evidently
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lived my whole life in western Massachusetts. Quizzed pegged me for Connecticut at 52% match, which makes sense given I sound nothing like a Bostonian. Odd to have so much extra overlap with the west coast but maybe that’s something to do with me being a big movie guy.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve lived in Massachusetts my whole life and I didn’t even get Massachusetts as my result lol
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As spooky season approaches, a crow has started visiting our little bird resort area!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
After successfully reprogramming and taking over this instance of me, @iudicium.bsky.social's chameleon hacker Niko has been making changes to fit his own preferences. He's finally got my avatar configured just how he likes it, a perfect tool of his for work and for pleasure... Comm from Iudicium!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jealous incel scientists are trying to keep him from hooking up
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen. ☣️😈
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes I feel like maybe he should own me idk
Megabyte, the computer virus villain from 'ReBoot,' leaning forward on his throne and leering at the viewer.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This hanar hacker decided X-Sec was its "rival" months ago, making threats and futile attacks. Now Dances on the Wreckage of Firewalls has handily bested him! It's putting on a show for the extranet, keeping X-Sec in check with impressive grip strength and potent poison! Comm from @nx42.bsky.social
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well then US companies better stop all this GenAI bullshit and start making sexy sleek shiny fuckable robots. Posthaste.
News headline reading “US bans new foreign-made robots.”
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Look who @iudicium.bsky.social got me for my birthday! Do you think I could infect and take over this dastardly Decepticon? Or is Soundwave really superior?
Photo of a G1 Soundwave action figure posed with his laser blaster and two of his little transformed cassette allies.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Beepity boop
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Virus daddy obtained
Photo of an action figure of Megabyte from the TV show ‘Reboot’ standing on top of a computer case.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finally got myself a decent keyboard and made it MINE
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
-House refused. The new compromise conglomerate bill that the House is moving forward with is drastically different to the extent the bipartisan co-authors of the Senate version called it “dead on arrival” within hours. For anything to pass the House and Senate need to agree on one version.
Screenshot of a Tech Times article reporting on how KOSA’s co-authors in the Senate are sharply criticizing the House version of the bill, calling it “dead on arrival” and “a blank check to Mark Zuckerberg to exploit children.”
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So even for locally saved files in your iTunes library, Apple Music assigns an artist image based on the artist name and its own database. And there’s no way of manually changing it. So you end up with shit like this.
A screenshot of Apple Music on an iPhone showing my collection of music by Carl Anderson, a black Broadway star and soul/R&B artist. The covers of the two albums of his I have are shown, and he is clearly pictured on both.

The Apple-assigned artist image above his name is a picture of some nerdy-looking white guy. I have no idea who that white guy is.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Poll’s over! Imindanger.gif
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ransom won the poll and will be getting drawn with me! Now the second poll - who will be winning/domming in this picture? Me or Ransom? Voting is open again for 24 hours! strawpoll.com/XOgOVzND3n3
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
POLL TIME! Gonna commission some Rule 34 of me and one of these two computer virus guys - Nominatus from the 'Sonic Boom' cartoon or Ransom from 'Brawlhalla.' Vote here, ends in 24 hours! strawpoll.com/poy9k7QqwgJ Character info: sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Nominatus brawlhalla.wiki.gg/wiki/Ransom
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Big hoppity thinks he’s sneaky, skulking around my yard to steal a snack! But he was caught on camera! I have the proof!
An eastern cottontail bunny rabbit stands on a paved path by the edge of a lawn, looking behind it to check if it’s being seen.The bunny has moved slightly and turned back forwards, facing the lawn.The bunny is now on the lawn, but has turned around to once again check for anything watching or stalking it.Apparently satisfied, the bunny finally leans down and starts munching on the grass.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The US-produced 'Ultraman: The Ultimate Hero' isn't a very good show. But(t) it has its moments.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hey guys Borbo the Rotund is back! And he was far enough away that the photos look like shots of a cryptid lol It’s in the upper 60s right now (19 Celsius) so he’s not even cold and fluffed up. He is just Large
The first of three grainy blurry photos of a really fat house sparrow sitting on a wooden railing. All three pictures are the same but he’s in slightly different poses.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
An ancient Greek warship
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
POV: You were running some interesting and important stuff on your custom retro-skinned OS but Intoxicator has hacked in, stolen your data, and wrecked your system. Woe is you! Commission from, ironically, @nomalware.bsky.social
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Vaguekin drones convert targets into more of their kind via a stinger on their tails facilitating data transfer into a subject. That connection evidently doesn't come with sufficient write protection for its own system. Comm from @neonrunes.bsky.social Vaguekin belong to @darkwitt.bsky.social
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Now that he's been acquired and improved by E:/KL1P53 and his company Redslash Cybergroup, Intoxi- er, BACK:\SLASH has the tools and tech to take his revenge and force Zero to join him! Of course, he also has a live filtering system to keep him from saying what he's thinking. Art: @nx42.bsky.social
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A while back, Intoxicator was defeated and subdued by the super-heroic prototype drone Zero. He got better! Zero (it/its) belongs to @nx42.bsky.social who also did the art, except the little HUD insert which was me.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I may not have posted this before, I may have posted then deleted it, but here it is! A commission from @nx42.bsky.social of its hacker character E:/KL1P53 defeating my supervillain hacker Intoxicator. Links to relevant context in replies. I wrote the dialogue!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Welcome to cyberspace loser
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Stupid trojan horses disguising themselves as malware removal tools. I thought I was gonna beat up an antivirus! What an arrogant dickhead. ...I mean him not his actual dickhead coming out of my mouth Art by @nx42.bsky.social who owns the trojan, Tauristeus; I did some work on the BG
In cyberspace, a trojan horse progran (depicted as a red masked centaur) is emerging from a program installer icon and stomping a hoof down onto the crotch of a green computer virus guy, Thorn (that's me!)The trojan horse has taken over the system and stuck his cock all the way through the green virus, with it going in the ass and peeking out of the mouth. You can even see the little ring midway along the dick bulging through the virus' "skin."
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
X-Sec! Former C-Sec network division officer who became disillusioned about corruption in the force and is now an independent hacker who does greyhat cyber-mercenary work to support his virtual vigilante operations against C-Sec abuses!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Maybe not but I can definitely get your PC off 👀💦
A Reddit post entitled “Virus can’t get off my PC”
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Blizzard birbs
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is definitely the first time I’ve ever gotten a chicken nugget shaped like an S
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Physical media ftw
A photograph of my large media shelving unit holding hundreds of movies on Blu-ray and Ultra HD disc and many TV series collections on DVD and Blu-ray. And also a bunch of Power Rangers action figures.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Didn’t enter because the prize doesn’t TF you into the mascot. Big L for the marketing team here
A poster advertising a collaborative contest between Burger King and the Springfield Thunderbirds minor league hockey team. The poster depicts the team mascot, a blue and yellow anthropomorphic bird, in a silly “king” outfit with a robe and crown. The prizes listed do not include turning into said mascot.
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Beep boop!
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Menacing the proto panel again
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Thorn the Spoop Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Got to try ‘Star Fox Zero’ for the first time. And yeah. We need a new one to make up for this lol
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