𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( that hum grows in sound. maybe it's her equivalent to purring? ) come here, maxy. ( despite her monotone voice, there is a certain something to it. opening her arms. ) 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you work fast. your fascination is almost endearing. ( glancing it over. no one ever really drew them before. it was odd. seeing what they looked like. sometimes it forgets how its presented. ) 010
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026" you can find this body appealing all you wish. but that ought to be the extent. for your own interest. " 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026... ( its quiet for a moment. a faint electric hum comes from their main body. ) this one is ever so delighted you not only understand, but accept these terms. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this is fine enough. this one doesn't mind the note taking. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you do know i cannot love you in a human way. you are aware of this. yes? 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this one cannot stop you, but you cannot say i did not warn you. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you are one of the few, if not only person who is up to this task. you understand that this one enjoys hurting you and you are durable and enjoy it. 010
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026" you say this now. but you'll see why i say this eventually. " 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026matter of fact. ) you cannot hurt me in a way that'd matter, fox. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( it seems a bit stunned for a second. surprised that anyone would even dare raise their voice to it. ) you humanoids and your fickle, silly emotions. i was comparing your durability. you cannot begin to handle what i can dish out to those i find interesting. your flesh. is weak. ( monotone. --> 100
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ooc. I HATE BEING MEAN BUT PHAGE IS INDEED MEAN they do NOT process emotions like people do 120
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i would like some of this 'taffy' sometime. ( twisting. prodding. digging. ) make it so, will you? not now. but later. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you're the one wanting a 'hot bitch' to beat you up. i am addressing you. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026tasty. as always. ( leaning back to poke a claw into the wound. ) this one likes your flavor compared to humans. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( in its usual monotone 'speaking' voice. ) certified freak. seven days a week. 010
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026max is suitable for this. he does not hurt and likes it when i take chunks out of him. you'd bleed out before i could. 010
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you're too eager to be hurt by me. it's a trait i like most about you, goopthing. ( YANK. ripping a chunk of his shoulder out. chewchewchew. ) 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026if they had eyebrows, they'd be raising them. leaning over to see just what he's up to. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you cannot even think of a proper response. tell me. ( raising her hand, but not making contact with him at all. ) do you want more? 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i could fulfill this desire. but you look soft and easy to break. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this one isn’t even sure if he’s aware i have a mouth yet. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026indeed. even now, your gaze lingers on my hands. you hide this horribly. ones of flesh are so easy to read sometimes. ( a faint, almost electric sounded hum radiates from her true body. ) 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026you’re an odd thing. ( her front panel opens, long tongue flicking over her teeth-like structures. in a swift motion, she clamps down onto his shoulder. hissss. ) 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026fascinating a new one for them. aside from one or two people. the towering figure turns its head to address her. “ this one is an advanced bacteriophage. “ 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026who are you trying to fool. you would anyway. ( letting go. ) meet this one in her chambers. there’s things to attend to. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026filthy goopthing. she expected no less of a response from you. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026your body betrays your words. ( her hand stops before dropping back to her side. testing to see how he responds now that she’s stopped proper. asshole. ) 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( grasping his face with one hand. squish. ) MY. worthless. whelp. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this one is. you are MY worthless little whelp. only you are deemed worthy to touch this one. is that not a prize enough? 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026we are not a monogamous species. why would this one care if you flirted with others? this one knows who you belong to at the end of the day anyway. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026things like me have existed for a long time. surface dwellers just barely know we exist. only a select few. this one doesn’t expect you to know or remember a thing about me. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( it’s so hard to tell what’s going through phage’s mind at any point. they are silent for what felt like forever, clawed digits still exploring. ) you’re enjoying this. your cheeks are flush. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i am not of your known world. my kind goes undetected by yours for ages. this one assured you it’s fine. 000
𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐄. 🦠 @bacteriaslay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026it has been awhile since we spoke last. this one doesn’t expect you to remember every little detail. 000