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@baconofwar.bsky.social
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are you using pink slip?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn't think Shaq was that old..
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I keep confusing her name with..
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The world is broken when people can't afford a mini. Affordability was its founding cornerstone.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No coke syrup?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shocker?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ohhh.. thanks for the naming update.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not heard of "Robo Machine" but have 2? Gobots yet. I do believe the issue with the tank is the front gun may have been spring load with a button to launch it... bit fuzzy on that.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to live in an alternate universe/timeline.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dunno, I could be standing in front of a human, point out what I want on the menu and they still screw it up. For the customer the pain is the same.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait.. that might be the Ti-99/4A chip... hmmm...
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You should be able to source the sound chip from a speak and spell.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop. Electing. Anyone. Who. Doesn't. Listen. To. Voters. Cut. The. Party. Loyalty. Bullshit.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're a bit late on catching the plot and tactics. The formula is easy. Do something illegal, stall/ignore any accountability while doing as much damage as possible. All to wear down anyone trying to get accountability.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I need to talk to you about your flair.."
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now you can become embroidered in scandal.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think I would go around saying I put my phone in the toilet to clean it.. the rest is really cool.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Artist?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don't go after the President for this you go after the person who directly refused to allow entry to the members of the press.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a guy in Ohio who has license to build them.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gotta losen those roots wrapped around the outside before you plant them.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Food wiil be hard to remove. No matter what you do it will still Klingon.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diversity helps everyone.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Beta Ray Bill..
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aquaman got the brush off again...
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Duck duck go.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is that a Canadian goose? They've definitely recovered.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who said that it's your herd being rebuilt?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The crosswalk isn't even a rainbow. Totally a 3rd world country.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I imagine having 3 arms really adds to the normal medical care prices. We only have AI to blame.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Real space or just sparkling darkness?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I literally have that book on my shelf.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I lived through the Beatle's catalog ownership battle and won't be adding them to my collection. The battle was so petty the pulled all songs off the radio for almost a year it seems. No thanks.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So.. part of an avengers movie plot was borrowed from Shazam?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Need to dip those in cheese nacho sauce.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh wow, saved the name of a place I'll never go to. How about do something meaningful like restore 10's of thousands of civil servants union protection. Ya know something that helps the masses vs winning a vanity fight.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We'll stop both!
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Roe v Wade kept the government out of our private lives. With that gone, they are whole hog into it.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DOGE is still alive.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They love their free government security spikes, too.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Well...
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Boys +1
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They do love paying for hush puppies.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Loch me up.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Isn't that a stoat? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Secret government war against gingers continues unabated.
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who screwed the birch?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"Oil up again", intentional joke?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Budda?
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baconofwar.bsky.social @baconofwar.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That's a good shelter worker. Dogs love her.
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