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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If by ashamed you mean prosecuted, yeah
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never found the rubber bands attached to the face very scrutable even then
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
According to GameDay every college campus is the hardest drinkin' campus in the nation.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plus that fun thing where you can criticize yourself later for failing to change!
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prepare your request for material wealth!
A 12 panel black and white comic, a child  learns his birthday includes a visit from "the birthday skeleton". As the nervous child lies awake in bed, a skull gradually apps, asking "what material wealth"
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's just small things that make me stumble. Like I had to learn to hit F12 to Save, to sidestep the extra dialogs trying to get me to use OneDrive. The ribbon changed a little. Default font (Aptos) makes Adobe grumpy. But XLOOKUP and TEXTBEFORE/TEXTAFTER are big improvements, so it's fine.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you, though? 🙃 Newer Excel makes some weird choices. The Web-based Excel makes me actively want to live in the wilderness.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some recent popes have been avowed fans of soccer teams, Benedict for Bayern Munich and Francis a card-carrying supporter for San Lorenzo in Argentina.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would have to take sick time until it was repaired
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hugs!
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some type of floppy mascot for the Rays, as in fish, smiling and waving. The caption says "Does this look like the face of mercy?"
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banana ball tonight, Party Animals vs Indianapolis Clowns
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you play your cards right I could see mozz sticks in your future 😏
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I might, finally, be happy with my keyboard after installing Kailh Box Navy switches. I needed a heavy action with a lot of travel before firing to emulate the Compaq domes I am so used to.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I'm a melodic metal guy and not much for growling
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have not. The only name on the list I recognize is Mastodon!
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing on this screen is Nu Metal, what in the world
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kind bars are my grab when I'm at the airport or gas station. They almost never have milk ingredients, so.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's not even getting into the microwave oven situation
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a waste, why not see if Howard can get up to speed.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is that, anyway? Do extension cords make them more likely to tip over?
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I envision the M-W social media person showing that post to a dozen other people to be extra sure it was correct
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Other people are speculating it has to do with victims of fraternity hazing, which, ew
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fantastic little quote from a cooking newsletter.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It might not be possible
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's cool that they are fixing up the stations, but how about RTA puts on more trains or cars when there's a big downtown event like St Patrick's or Opening Day? They do PR about "Ride RTA" for those and then people are crammed in like sardines if they can get on at all.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The zipper, so probably it makes dust when the slide goes back and forth.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Under is only for people who have chaotic cats
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is he doing TV?
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gosh, that's been going around for 30 years, at least.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Go ahead and order it, just start eating your peanuts without shelling them
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tabasco is more like an ingredient than a topping/sauce.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wonder if he will want to rename *New England* places like New York or New Hampshire or the Berkshires.
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember watching this on a 19" TV from a VHS that was probably a third or fourth generation copy. You're saying IMAX would improve upon that experience‽
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The whole AMA was clever but this was the apex
Wile E. Coyote answers the question "What's your go-to karaoke song?" by holding up a sign saying "YYZ"
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I thought it was simply that he gave up on whatever bat-speed exit-speed metrics they had him chasing and went back to "get on friggin base"
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We were snickering about the mighty Russian military looking like a paper tiger, then here we are ruining our own tiger
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's been awhile since I had milk spray out of my nose, but "meat salad" did it
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's business 101, the fewer customers you have the more you make in profit
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now that football season is upon us they will switch over to 45% Pat McAfee with sleeves, 47% Pat McAfee without sleeves, and an 8% amalgam of people listening to Pat McAfee
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Theme song instantly played in my head
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
American Ocean and Ocean of America
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I should give that another shot, I have tried watching it twice and given up after 20-30 minutes
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Amish: The Lord sayeth ye must dress simply, use simple tools, and speak plainly, the Lord sayeth naught about a maniacal amount of sugar in the most complicated pastry imaginable
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was going to post this too, with "and before you even see the picture, yes, he is."
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't care, it's just a different type of spam to block and throw away, and the odds of a D winning a statewide office in Ohio are about the same as the Guards going to the World Series
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Surprised that the fuel fragrance people aren't on that. www.summitracing.com/parts/plu-19...
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As you were browsing something about your browser made us think you were a bot. There are a few reasons this might happen:
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Backstop @backstop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A couple of cycles ago I just started taking the R primary ballot so I could vote against the loonier one they put up. Not that it helps, I guess, but it feels like something.
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