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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Senile-toddler trump play-acting like he's President. Oh shit, he is President. Fuck!
trump saluting with China's President Xi...
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RasPutin still yanking on trump's leash - can't wait until he finally releases Russia's trump Epstein kompromat... www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
Trump has surrendered to Moscow and China – he looks like a spare part
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How long before trump starts selling sponsorships on his hats and apparel?
MegaMax Adult Diapers - 12 Hour Extreme Absorbency
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got a lot of new orders coming in lately – 3 in the last hour. Hope it’s all good stuff!
email confirmations of phony orders are getting way out of control.
Thank you AI !
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lest we forget...
Classified documents stored in trump's bathroom...
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If he didn't shit his pants regularly, I'd say he's completely full of shit...
trump claiming he won another golf trophy...
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I believe Hitler said something similar...
Stephen Miller on Communism
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Challenge to name one thing in trump's life that he was ever successful at that didn't involve grift, fraud, rape, embezzlement, or some other criminal offense. And if you thought well maybe when he was a child, there's this 👇
In trump's Art of the Deal book he recalls punching his 2nd-grade teacher and gave him a black eye.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
toddler trump just can't put down the tariff toy...
toddler trump playing with toys
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So Florida Repugnant Party Governor candidate Byron Donalds hangs out with, supports, and is supported by extreme racists, does that mean he's an extreme racist? Seems a bit odd otherwise...
Byron Donalds with trump
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The guy's a fucking idiot, and Congress sits back in their comfy lives and does nothing to neuter or expel him. We are left powerless and have to endure the carnage and kleptocracy. On the diminishing odds that we have fair elections with no intervention, vote out those that are complicit. Show up!
Jackass trump's ranting post declaring Dems, etc are communists.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you don't find this trump post frightening, you are complicit in the inevitable future atrocities!
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hunter Biden nominates trump for Nobel after stopping Iran war 38 times and counting.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In case you were thinking trump only recently became a complete and violent asshole...
Quoting trump's 'Art of the Deal' where he relates that he gave his 2nd grade teacher a black eye because "I didn't think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled."
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Carnival grifter trump finally gets his own side-show. Step right up!
trump clown pic
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Vote accordingly!!
Now more wars: nope.
Lower prices: nope.
Better economy: nope.
Lower medical costs: nope.
End Ukraine war in 24 hours: nope.
Women's healthcare: nope
Anything to make our lives better:
• We the people: nope.
• Billionaire-bro grifters: oh yeah!
Vote accordingly!
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So John Bolton is charged for keeping private diaries with no classified info and didn't take any classified docs, and faced decades of prison time. So treason-trump takes so many classified docs that it filled a Mar-a-Lardo crapper and other rooms open to public, and gets nothing. Merika!
Mar-a-Lago crapper full with classified docsMar-a-Lago stage front full with classified docs open to public. Help yourself!
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The most important 250 year celebration should be if we still have a working U.S. Constitution on Sept 17, 1787 (date signed) or June 21, 1988 (date ratified). Otherwise the celebration on this July 4 will remembered with nothing more than regret and contempt.
U.S. Constitution excerpt with flag background
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Every clown show needs a circus tent...
Cage fight facility erecting in front of White House.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Humpty trumpty had a great fall, and I don't see how all the kings men can put Iran back together again. It will only get worse depending on the magnitude of his stupidity and misplaced bravado.
Humpty trumpty
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's like an educational World Fair exhibit to show the world just how much trump has retrograded our country into a farcical mosh pit. Just one final bankruptcy to complete his 80-year life of unparalleled failures and corruption. He walks away a hero to the MAGA many...
The Guardian: UFC arena under construction on White House lawn to mark Trump’s 80th birthdaytrump shits his golf pants
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Self-satire. They rightfully and arrogantly assume much of the nation is willfully ignorant.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Forrest Gump: "Stupid is, as stupid does."
Forrest Gump: "Stupid is, as stupid does."
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
trump doesn't care about the Constitution and certainly not about the 14th Amendment, section 4. constitution.congress.gov/constitution....
U.S. Constitution, 14th Amendment, section 4
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What's the over/under on how many times in trump's lifetime he has been in a grocery store or gas station line? I would bet the under if the bet line was 3.
Trump pic and quote: "I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation."
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Seriously, what else do you need to know other than this guy wears clown paint each and every day? How is that not an issue? If someone showed up for an interview like that (other than at a circus), how long would it take to eliminate them from consideration? wtf... {Snopes verified photo}
trump face-paint photo verified by Snopes
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Spellcheck:
moronic more ironic
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lindsey Graham with seashells on beach: 69 - 47
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tell me this jackass isn't mentally ill...
State Dept. Finalizing Plan to Put Trump Picture on U.S. Passports
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
All seeing, all evil!
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
All of them!
Eiffel Tower with lightning strike in background.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just a reminder: Replacing trump with vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
Replacing trump with vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just a reminder:
Replacing trump with vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
For those who weren't aware, Palantir is named after the 'all seeing' crystal balls in The Lord of the Rings. They modeled the company after the force that was hellbent on destroying civilization. They own all the data that DOGE stole and all the cameras on your street corner. Feel better now?
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well it's not a couch, but any port in a storm, am I right?!?
Erika Kirk embraces JD Vance...
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hey MAGAts, is this enough? Did he finally cross the line? No, didn't think so...
trump as Pope.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Good summary of a bad outcome.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Today's vocabulary teaser:

trump
adjective
1.	prone to mental health issues or sudden changes of mood
2.	dumbass

noun
1.	a complete asshole devoid of any morality
2.	a dangerous parasite on society

verb
1.	do really shitty things to someone
2.	Take someone’s last dollar or their last hope
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
just a reminder... Both must go, but wait until Squeaker Johnson goes (he's 3rd in succession line). www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
credit unknown: Replacing trump with vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
trump doesn't want to be the pope, he just wants the hat for his collection! He should catch a White Sox game...
Chicago White Sox giving out pope hats.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I imagine trump will want a similar outfit from Russia in the very near future. He has served the fatherland well!
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No bombs for hegseth so he'll have to settle for Jägerbombs just to cope. Drink up!
Jägerbombs for hegseth
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How is this post alone not enough evidence to rid this country of these parasites? wtf is wrong with you people!
trump post: "a whole civilization will die tonight"
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Replacing trump with Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Plenty of backup replacements available to even out the gender deficiency in the vegetable cabinet. How about dumb-as-a-rock Sarah Huckabee? Here she is at her side-gig as a tablecloth model.
Sarah Huckabee as a tablecloth model.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Plenty of backup replacements available to even out the gender deficiency in the vegetable cabinet. How about dumb-as-a-rock Sarah Huckabee? Here she is at her side-gig as a tablecloth model.
Sarah Huckabee as a tablecloth model.
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
trump has never had any enduring negative consequence in his despicable life. He has no humility, empathy, kindness. After 79+ years of non consequential depravity, you think he gives a shit about anything other than himself? On MSNow tonite... 👇
trump: "In the 2nd grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye. I punched my music teacher because I didn't think he knew anything about music and I ALMOST got expelled." Page 71 of 'The Art of the Deal'
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
dumbass trump's whole life is an embarrassment - he has no shame.
When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. All of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you’re stupid.
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