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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

Thank you for your infinite wisdom, Lord of Darkness

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

Does the Hiya Godzilla smell like Doritos at all? This is an extremely urgent question.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

Unfortunate look at Pete Hegseth behind the camera as the execution takes place.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

“ICE is completely and utterly out of control” Yeah… we know. I mean I have a pretty easy solution but I’m told it’s too extreme.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

I guess I should specify that he was let out back to do his business within our fenced yard yet somehow showed up at our front door.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

Fs in chat for Rodan, who once again is passed over for whatever reason.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 2h

Rodan seeing he’s been looked over once again:

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 4h

Anyone had an experience where your pet somehow made it to your front door? My brain is racing right now. #dogs #cats #dogsofblusky #pets

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 21h

Trump inciting a riot? He would never. /s

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 22h

Trump is desperately trying to incite a riot before the election so he can declare an emergency

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help - and leave the rest to us!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Oct 08, 2026, 4:30 PM
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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 21h

Ain’t no way he messed up playing Mark Zuckerberg; all you have to do is act like a soulless robot

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 23h

@preternia.com Have you heard anything about when the other figures may be available for preorder? I’m especially excited about that Absolute Batman

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 23h

Oh my god, Todd you need to retire, Mattel COOKED! That Absolute Batman!!

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh my god they actually exist

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I want MOTU Chronicles but Batman; shouldn’t be that hard of an ask.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When you arrive at McDonalds at exactly 11:59:58 AM and the drive-thru attendant still says they’re serving breakfast.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This will either be the greatest reveal in history or the biggest disappointment, there is no in between.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Now that’s more like it. I’ve been wanting to pick up that Thia and Bud 2-pack but $40 seems too high for what you get.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe it’s because I’ve invested roughly the amount of a small country’s GDP into buying from Amazon, but they seem to respect me.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“We’re fighting back”. I’ve fought harder while on the toilet after ordering Domino’s Pizza than you have in the past decade. Get outta here with that shit…

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Very bold of you to assume he’ll still be alive before he leaves office.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Genuine question: what is y’all’s plan for when he inevitably rigs and throws out the results? I’m confident you guys have not thought this through at all.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

he also rapes women and traffics kids; though I personally think those constitute as disqualification from being nominated.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So it’s just more accessories? Who thought this was a good idea??

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Are you ready for more lense flares and disgusting pedophile relationships? I’m absolutely not.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wait- are you saying there is a ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT STRAIN OF THE BUBONIC PLAGUE CURRENTLY OUT THERE???!!

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I mean as long as you don’t add a box of condoms, I guess this doesn’t look TOO suspicious.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No actually, I could confidently bet my entire life savings on the fact that he doesn’t know that.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All I got was mismatched ear plugs…

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Musk being back with Trump so close to the midterms just leads me to believe they’re going to rig the election again. Watch how despite all the negative publicity Trump has had, there will somehow be a massive influx of republican votes…

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wanted to go for the UPF Absolute Batman but for whatever reason my bank won’t let me purchase from Kowkis. I really hope this Blokees version will be more widely available.

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Meanwhile my local Walmart barely has even one of these

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What the fuck is that head sculpt??? Thank god he lost the license

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Zach @backinthezach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The amount of times Putin has threatened nuclear war really has me convinced he has no working nukes and if he DOES have any, I believe they’re so incompetent, that they’d accidentally nuke themselves. Sit down grandpa.

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