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@backdownstroke.bsky.social
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"You're everything that's wrong with social media"

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Matty @mattyhayward.com · 17/05/2026
Especially this one @backdownstroke.bsky.social
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Being this ill is awful but ngl the speed those scales are dropping 👀
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Almost worth exercising in sub zero weather 😭 🥶
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Matty @mattyhayward.com · 01/01/2026
Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Can you pick me one up while you’re there, thanks xx
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Christ, Angel lane was like £200 when I was there originally 🥲
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Wait which one was this? Surely this is one of the private ones?😬
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It is for you
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Patrick, please go to bed
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
👋
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Wait but why is the bike in the bathroom..?
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It is 5 degrees and I’m in a damn t-shirt it feels so warm
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
No such thing as too many butts
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I thank you for your swift contact 😌
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Pls
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
But why not show us yours?
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’ll await the formal invite xx
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Wholeheartedly disagree
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
So super slow compared to old times but slowly heading towards proper runs again
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Both can happen!
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Ahaha thank you 😘 it’s so nice ngl
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yes 😂
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Getting trains out of London during rush hour is such a serene experience 😂
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Ahaha was just wondering around Paris
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
102,000 steps over 3 days Get me to bed 😤
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Well done! Also my home town 😂
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
😍
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It’s still Valentine’s Day so I can still make a cute post about @mattyhayward.com and how adorable he is 🥺❤️
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Matty @mattyhayward.com · 14/02/2025
Prettiest boye in the world: @backdownstroke.bsky.social
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Shhhh, you’re just a fake persona I used for the mortgage application ❤️
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A story in 3 parts
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
🥺❤️
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Obviously 😂
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Either myself or @mattyhayward.com can do it then 😌
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Is this for a passport or something?
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Richard Moonstreet Ceramics @richardmoonstreet.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Doing a giveaway!! ✨ You could win this very fashionable and highly desirable DUCK BOWL!! Just repost this skeet to enter* If you wanna guarantee getting a bowl they are also in my website along with my other fowl friends 🪿🦆 Richardmoonstreet.com
Ceramic soup bowl designed to look like a duck
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Please someone tell me why I decided to walk 20,000 steps the day I was wearing new shoes 🥲
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
She actually commented on the spelling! 😂
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yep that’s what they have here too, and a cauliflower cheese one and loaded roast potatoes, etc
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
They are!
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yeah they have 5 round london
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And yet it was still pretty good
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I wanna cuddle some cute bois 🥺 Pls apply within xx
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The restaurant we’re in has as many dogs in as customers 👀 it’s excellent Ft @mattyhayward.com
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m here and it’s definitely too busy 😭
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Pls can some of you go home this is too many people 🥲
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Watching you in a cage match would be an excellent valentines present
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Plot twist, it’s to watch an MMA fight my cousin is competing in 💪
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Sampent 🐍 @backdownstroke.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Just booked a valentines trip to Paris 👀
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