Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The only mommy issue I got is that my girl don’t let me call her mommy. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Vanilla bitch that thinks using a bullet vibrator counts as gun play. Send tweet. 031
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Using a vintage cigarette holder so I can continue to smoke weed through the muzzle. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Chivalry isn’t dead, it just transitioned into a woman. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My favourite white woman could beat up your favourite white woman. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 23/09/2025BREAKING NEWS: Ru Paul takes home gold at The Trans women Olympics. In other news Trans women bared from competing in the Trans woman Olympics due to concerns about “biological advantages” 020
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Dude, I can’t even get a date to goblin prom. Chat, I’m so cooked. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Mmmmm yes, write a story about itty bitty tiny people. Have them interact with a thimble for scale. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I’m jealous of the sharks that have taken bites out of the underwater Internet cables. How come they get to know what the internet tastes like and I don’t? 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 01/08/2025He refused to kiss the homies goodnight? GUARDS! Muzzle this man for his crimes against the kingdom! 030
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Gameplay tip! Hoard all your items! NEVER USE YOUR ITEMS!! SERIOUSLY DUDE, I KNOW IM THE FINAL BOSS BUT WHAT IF IM NOT???? 030
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“I cast fireball!” This “I cast testicular torsion” that. When are the wizards gonna cast real spells like “hug” or “couch cuddles while we ponder the orb” 020
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I wanna get good at drawing so I can draw my TTRPG characters fucking nasty. Or like, to draw them finally being happy for once, or whatever the socially acceptable reason to learn a skill is. 020
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 23/07/2025What do you mean I have to work? Bitch I was made to drift listlessly among the stars while yearning for the touch of my lover back on earth. Gravity is bullshit and gay longing is eternal. 010
Reposted by WitnessTunaflesh (Public Universal Holes) @tunaflesh.bsky.social · 21/07/2025From @backalleylights.bsky.social “IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN” - about fake switches that are just bottoms. 042
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Ah SHIT, I FUCKIN FELL ASLEEP AND FORGOT TO WRITE A POST… UUHHH HERE! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus malesuada quam nisi, ut elementum metus. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 25/05/2025If a black woman speaks in the woods and there isn’t a white ass to sit down and listen, does she make a sound? 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The worst part about working in Tech and hating AI is being morally obligated to bleed all my co-workers that use AI models. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 13/05/2025If we add quicksand and sharks to the American political climate, my childhood predictions about the most dangerous things I would need to watch out for as an adult would be complete. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 10/05/2025No officer, I swear my laces are like that cause I love that Weezer album so much, no other reason. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Odysseus and I are pretty tight. He gave me this cool model horse the other day, Shits rad. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Chicken Jockey this, The Nether that. While you were quoting A Minecraft movie I flint and Stole your diamonds, also your base is on fire. 😘 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Daily Affirmations: You will one day be part of the mycelium, this is the purpose of all living things. You are strong! You are worthy! If the price of revolution is blood, it’s best to visit the bank. You can do this! 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I love writing content warnings for projects I’m working on. It’s very rare that you see Multinational, corporate exploitation (eldritch?), bullying (highschool) All together in the same group. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Is there like some kinky folks where their kink is paying for a girls gym membership, protein powder, pre-workout, and other weightlifting gear? You send me, money. I send you pics and vids of me lifting heavy things. Current squat weight is 130lbs btw. With your investment it could be more. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I can sling Gurt* with the best of them. *editors note, Gurt is shot for yogurt. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 14/03/2025You all know and love the papa’s franchise. Freezeria, pizzeria, and bakeria, were all huge successes. Now introducing the latest in the Papa’s Franchise! PAPA’s GOONERIA! 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 14/03/2025She Monkey on my D. Till I Luffy. *insert pirates of the Caribbean main theme* 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Stroki Stroki Erection Club, or some weeb shit like that. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 05/03/2025You go to the gym to get stronger. I go to the gym to also get stronger. But it’s different when I do it. IM SPECIAL OK!!!! 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Dude, I just want someone to love me for my flop, you know? 030
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Happy Valentine’s Day to all those who celebrate. If anyone needs me I’ll be chained up in my lords dungeon for crimes against god and country. You know, just taking the day to celebrate me. 040
Reposted by Witnessembwoidewy @bewareofstitches.bsky.social · 07/02/2025SHROOMS #HandEmbroidery 06021
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I’m not like other girls, my hate crimes are puppy coded. 050
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Pet Play but I’ll only do it for a scooby snack. 051
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Hey Google, if I can prove that I’m a good little consumerist wage slave will daddy Elon let me be part of his Tesla Death Squad? 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I should start ending every skeet with “yeehaw”, yeehaw. 000
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My cooter so warm you could forge a sword in there. Watch out Macbeth, you may not die to a man born of woman, but a sword born of woman is a completely different narrative clause. 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Whatever you do, do not attempt to align your chakras with your computers dual channel RAM. It does not work, and you will start to question the definition of “self” 010
Witness @backalleylights.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Never kill a man in an aspen forest. Too many witness. 040
