Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Remembering the greatest game of the decade, HENTAI MILF QUIZ 040
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Remember when I got an Anbernic and it was pre-loaded with ROMs and one of them had Richard Sala art for some reason 161
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s great when he says the boys can’t resist the texture 150
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hey did Great Sasuke actually direct a porno video or did I dream that up. I swear I read it on DVDVR once upon a time. 030
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Remembering a time before slop, when you’d find product images on web-shops that had a genuinely bat-shit human touch. We’ve lost so much… 0144
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026With a name like that you don’t gotta tell me twice 040
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will follow all these accounts, and donate to them, or anyone they suggest donating to. It will improve all our lives greatly. 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good fucking luck. She is always playing with it! You know this!! 070
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Once again reflecting on this in my hour of need 040
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love Island spelling bee was such a treat. I think about this so much. I’d probably name my next dog Promisquos. Or Miss GB, in honor of the beauty queen who kept talking about her big naturals but lost her crown and got kicked off the show for doing oral 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just relocated and on the downside we no longer have access to Turner Classic Movies but on the upside we have a view of some grass and a channel that shows Love Island UK 24-7 130
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Meet Manegineko. She likes to play with her ball 1101
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me to Square Enix after learning they patched Torneko HD. Just send me a key anytime, guys. I’m ready if you are. 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just learned about Shiren 6’s Sumo mode and am now sure it’s the greatest game of all times even though I haven’t played it 150
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am slowly leveling up a sword I left in the warehouse and I can’t wait to get it to like +75 and immediately die to a mamel 010
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Most of the time I am like Torneko here…but sometimes I find a nice snack and feel like the monsters… 18024
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just did “let me show you my pokemans” in real life and this was the first one that popped up so I had to explain to my girlfriend who Herb Kunze is but I could not explain why the fuck I named a pokemon after him. What the hell. 100
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To be a fly on the wall as Henry Hill explained his bigamous land grab plot…”ah, that’s the beauty of it.” 041
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Henry Hill blows his cover for the fourth time and his family must once again relocate on short notice to avoid getting whacked. The Feds deny Henry’s request to stop at the airport bar before departing so he does a little improvising… 120
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Korakuen Hall stairway one of the most beautiful places on Earth 021
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just do what this dude says. He has good advice. 1112
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Reading a book where Henry Hill’s kids talk about what an awful dad he was and wondering why this wasn’t in Goodfellas 262
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Praying the wifi here is strong enough to stream some of this bullshit 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My game DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS is about a homeless, sweaty celeb. It's a lot like my life. It currently has 2 gay bars you can visit. This is one of them. It's called the Boy Zoo. You can find it on the beach. All who donate get added to its Wall of Fame. Imagine! Living forever! In a video game. 12815
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Woke up to see I’m overdrawn. I have no clue where we are going to stay or how we are going to keep going. I am so tired of begging but I am also so sick and don’t know what else to do. I am sorry. venmo.com/u/bsoft 000
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Playing some fucking edutainment at 2am over here 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Imagine being a fly on the wall when Ken and Roberta Williams met Johnny Hart. Imagine being that blessed. 020
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Well that was fun. I like watching old men who shouldn’t be fighting stumbling around and giving it their best. Here is a page from an old DDD zine that featured Hiroyoshi Tenzan. I recommend trying to draw him. He’s got a fun face and haircut. 010
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don’t have a screenshot of his apology tweet handy but I have these at least 120
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is what it looks like when you use a map in my future hit video game DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS. 1114
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I would kill for the Love Bytes chat logs. Good chance history’s worst cybersex happened on there at least once. 1131
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can’t believe I saw those screenshots while half asleep, my eyes blurry as heck, and immediately said to myself “oh wow Jo Guest.” Can’t remember what happened yesterday but can instantly recognize any woman whose boobs I saw when I was a teenager. 1160
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Successful musician who paid band members in exposure, Neil Gaiman’s ex and alleged enabler, author of one of the worst tweets of all time (from the date of Biden’s inauguration) 110
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Check out this jump scare I got when I inspected my elderly mother’s tote bag 180
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Will I ever make anything as beautiful as this…I hope so 040
Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Someone join the chat and insist she read this. She’s ignoring my pleas 010
