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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nothing says Pride Month quite like Trump filling his lawn with sweaty shirtless men grappling in front of America. Beautiful allyship.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nothing says Pride Month quite like Trump filling his lawn with sweaty shirtless men grappling in front of America. Beautiful allyship.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
one hand is the main character and the other is just an unpaid intern.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
one hand is the main character and the other is just an unpaid intern.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Because so much of parenting isn’t: “How do I control this tiny human?” It’s: “How do I stay calm while this tiny human loses their mind in surround sound at 6:42 a.m. because their banana broke in half?”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Because so much of parenting isn’t: “How do I control this tiny human?” It’s: “How do I stay calm while this tiny human loses their mind in surround sound at 6:42 a.m. because their banana broke in half?”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Them: “Wow… you’re glowing.” Me: “Thanks. It’s the perimenopause, insomnia, and low grade feminine rage. Nature’s highlighter.”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Them: “Wow… you’re glowing.” Me: “Thanks. It’s the perimenopause, insomnia, and low grade feminine rage. Nature’s highlighter.”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
POV: life keeps hitting you with thunderstorms, emotional damage, unpaid bills, and one mildly inconvenient text… but you channel the energy of the Itsy Bitsy Spider and crawl back up the spout out of pure spite. Lock in. Keep climbing.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
POV: life keeps hitting you with thunderstorms, emotional damage, unpaid bills, and one mildly inconvenient text… but you channel the energy of the Itsy Bitsy Spider and crawl back up the spout out of pure spite. Lock in. Keep climbing.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Some days my brain is a powerful machine. Other days it’s just AOL dial-up noises and emotional support snacks.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Some days my brain is a powerful machine. Other days it’s just AOL dial-up noises and emotional support snacks.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me: mommy just needs one second of peace My kid: anyway, I've decided we're one person again.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me: mommy just needs one second of peace My kid: anyway, I've decided we're one person again.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My road rage is so bad I don’t want to fight people anymore… I just want temporary access to their car speakers for constructive criticism. “Congrats on cutting me off, Jessica. Your exit was three miles ago.”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My road rage is so bad I don’t want to fight people anymore… I just want temporary access to their car speakers for constructive criticism. “Congrats on cutting me off, Jessica. Your exit was three miles ago.”
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Healing is expensive. Your apology should cover fees. At this point, closure is cute, but direct deposit feels more sincere.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Healing is expensive. Your apology should cover fees. At this point, closure is cute, but direct deposit feels more sincere.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Life is a tornado and I’m the cow in the background that nobody talks about but everyone remembers.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Life is a tornado and I’m the cow in the background that nobody talks about but everyone remembers.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Perimenopause got me standing there like I’m listening, but all I hear is unpaid bills and Charlie Brown adults
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Perimenopause got me standing there like I’m listening, but all I hear is unpaid bills and Charlie Brown adults
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m not forgetful. My brain just likes hide-and-seek and I’m losing.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m not forgetful. My brain just likes hide-and-seek and I’m losing.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The biggest lesson I’ve learned this past year is that sometimes you have to make decisions that break your heart but bring peace to your soul. Grief changes you like that. Sometimes peace doesn’t look like happiness. Sometimes it looks like walking away, letting go, or choosing yourself… while yo
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The biggest lesson I’ve learned this past year is that sometimes you have to make decisions that break your heart but bring peace to your soul. Grief changes you like that. Sometimes peace doesn’t look like happiness. Sometimes it looks like walking away, letting go, or choosing yourself… while yo
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Some people would rather play the victim than face the damage they caused. Breaking cycles means becoming the parent you needed.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Some people would rather play the victim than face the damage they caused. Breaking cycles means becoming the parent you needed.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s been a wonderful smashed weekend for my birthday and Mother’s Day.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s been a wonderful smashed weekend for my birthday and Mother’s Day.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Science says the sun is the hottest thing in the universe, but clearly they haven’t measured you yet.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Science says the sun is the hottest thing in the universe, but clearly they haven’t measured you yet.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” Respectfully, I’m already at the bridge, stress tested the bridge, had three panic attacks on the bridge, and designed an emergency detour. What now?
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” Respectfully, I’m already at the bridge, stress tested the bridge, had three panic attacks on the bridge, and designed an emergency detour. What now?
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trip → turn around → blame the floor. I have a brand to protect.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trip → turn around → blame the floor. I have a brand to protect.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Go Grey in May 🧠 Brain cancer didn’t just take a life… it took my dad. It doesn’t care how strong you are. It doesn’t wait. It doesn’t play fair. And for some types… survival isn’t the norm it’s the exception. So yeah… I’m going grey this month. Because this fight is personal.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Go Grey in May 🧠 Brain cancer didn’t just take a life… it took my dad. It doesn’t care how strong you are. It doesn’t wait. It doesn’t play fair. And for some types… survival isn’t the norm it’s the exception. So yeah… I’m going grey this month. Because this fight is personal.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.
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Barely Domestic Mama @babybeast9.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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