Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 19/01/2024Happy Nationals couple day to my super cool and hot and real girlfriend 😍😍😍 330
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 19/01/2024Short of him like bringing his own gun on set how could this possibly be Alec Baldwins fault 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Reverse speakeasy. It's like a normal bar at first, but you can stumble into a secret 5 guys somewhere inside 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Why was carmine falcone in the batman basically uncle Leo from seinfeld 040
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024The critique that Naruto didnt know Sasuke that well or wasn't close enough to go through all that for him is silly. They grew up together, and even if they weren't buddy buddy most of it, they literally faced life and death situations as child soldiers together 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Fidget spinners might be more dynamic than crazy bones but I don't want to put them in my mouth nearly as much 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 13/01/2024Every once in a while you find a guy that missed that some meme or turn of phrase is cringe now and I imagine that's what it's like finding one of those WW2 Japanese jungle guys "Haha Sportsball am I right 😜" C'mon buddy. let's get you some food and water. 130
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 13/01/2024Reverse ejecto seat for couches. If the conversation boring or awkward you hit a button and the cushions swallow you up 010
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 10/01/2024If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs >Exact same level of wealth but rolling in mobile gacha game collectibles 010
Reposted by BabelaidFeeling Fantastic @fantastical.bsky.social · 10/01/2024"Hey do you want to send your resume to >actual current employer<" 'Nah fuck those guys' 021
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Alright new idea it's like LinkedIn except there's no posting, no messaging, and no connections. Just a profile pic, a short and long form of your resume, and a lil bio blurb 130
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 10/01/2024In the Hobbit when jrr was talking about the ancient honor bound game of riddles I absolutely knew wtf he was talking about. Bilbo a punk for that what's in my pocket business 110
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 08/01/2024In 2011 I saw lil b at the highline ballroom In 2015 I saw lil b live at some place in Brooklyn From those two points it was entirely possible to make an educated guess who was gonna steamroll the word based 030
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 08/01/2024"you know what they call the bottom of the graduating class in med school. Doctor" I'm proposing we call him Doctor Stupid so people know he was the worst one 130
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 06/01/2024One day you'll hear the last stupid fucking metaphor from the stupid fucking metaphor guy at work and you won't even know 110
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Ik the lines can be murky but don't sell yourself short calling all bad behaviour microaggressions. Sometimes what your experiencing/witnessing is just a blatant, outright normal sized transgesssion 000
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2024It's still so weird that at the end of lord of the rings when frodo went to the undying lands, that wasn't a death metaphor. That's literally just some place he went and would not be able to to come back from 100
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Morning commute except your car seat is very comfy and everyone drives reasonably well 🥰 100
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2024The first guy to invent popcorn: "why did you scream what are you even freaking out about this happens all the time" 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Not on Twitter and bsky feeds are too disjointed for me to really piece together what's going on lately but like. Yeah academia is a shitty clout farm circle jerk that's been broken at the very least my entire adult life 140
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 04/01/2024You should have an option at the DMV to bypass all the bureaucracy with feats of strength 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Ok so it's like Tupperware but it can stain other colors besides tomato sauce orange 110
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Yo @barrackobama.bsky.social how about 3 more expansion branches of government. There is no reason we can't extend the checks and balances the same way pokemon extended rock paper scissors 010
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 04/01/2024"Live laugh love" was originally "live laugh love playing Minecraft" so think about that before gifting to your suburban mom friends 010
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Everyone laments the fact we don't have flying cars in this future but we're also missing out on very big things folding out of suitcases 020
Reposted by BabelaidSpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 03/01/2024What loadout do you typically run for dinner, I usually go plate fork knife but I’ve been thinking about switching to a bowl chopsticks build just for variety’s sake 16417
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2024I wish I could adjust the slider settings and make the surface of my desk dummy slippery. Let go of my mouse, it flies off the table Laptop slightly jiggling around w every key press Lean on desk to stand up and just eat shit immediately 030
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2024When you overhear the gym rats talking about the test but you didn't know you had to study 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2024I've been playing orna rpg, it's like a dungeon crawler meets Pokemon go. Pretty good would recommend. It's funny because these georpgs are probably most efficient if your playing more than one, but I could just never 010
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 29/12/2023I've never watched the show. But Ron Swanson seems corny affffff 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Kenjakus plan is high key some doofenshmirtz level shenanigans. Waiting for Panda to come back w platypus core 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023It's 4th grade and you and your boys are exchanging curse words knowledge at recess Except you ran out of new words like 2 months ago so now it's just combinations "Youre REALLY not gonna want to say penis poop fuck ass boobs when the teachers around" 🗿✍️🙉👍🥸 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023The escape room team tomorrow will include.... A baby?; maybe we can use him to fit in small places or something?? 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023If you leave your slab w me and this guy shows up consider me folded. That slab is gone. What slab. Ask your roommate 040
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023The SATs were great. Bum out most of high school then clean up on one test to call it even w the A student who made a mess of himself stressing over it. If you didn't do that well, just take it again 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023Ok ik layoffs were tough but the office fun committee has a treat for you guys this year, we've booked a private performance of the Tantalus Theatre Troupe 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 we're expecting a good time with ZERO shenanigans or loss 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2023"and you know interest rates today" is elite adult small talk fodder 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023The hamburglar wears a tie to show white collar crime is the real robbery happening 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023When you at the gfs families house explaining antifa and don't even remember drinking. Some type of pre-blackout 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023"social" media more in like the monkey being given enrichment sense, less like having fun with peers in a community 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023You have an allowance of 3 core foods to dislike as an adult after that youre a picky eater and there is 0 exceptions 010
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023If you didn't buy Christmas presents in time youre not a bum your just trying on old calendar Orthodox Christianity 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Hey check out the bluesky guy, he's imagining the gif 🤣 Bluesky guy: 030
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023The dog has anxiety so we gave it drugs for the Christmas party Wha... What's happening to me 🧍...🧎...🐕🦺 020
Babelaid @babelaid.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Using a Jimmy neutron style brain blast to figure out the least awkward series of hand motions to pass something at the dinner table 020
