Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This and an audiobook about the early history of New York City is actually fixing me 040
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025We are SO back baby!!! I accept email queries to azf [at] goldinlit dot com fiction, memoir, essays, or narrative nonfiction: a query letter and the first 10-15 pages in the body of your email all other serious nonfiction: query letter & if applicable, a full proposal as an attachment 220
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025No one believes in exposure therapy more than the lactose intolerant community 031
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025If any of you see me crossposting tweets no you didn’t actually babe don’t you trust me 000
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025At this point when I say “I can fix him” I mean like, in the veterinary sense of cutting off their balls to mitigate future suffering 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Polyamory did not make me a better partner it just made me draw a diagram for the doctor at callen-lord to explain how I got chlamydia 000
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It’s my birthday and I think boe jiden should d*e for my 31 years of sins 050
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Ayyy we out here @goldinagency.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Ayla Zuraw-FriedlandCaroline Eisenmann @carolineeisenmann.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Guess who talked their place of employment into making a Bluesky account!!! Follow us, and also individual colleagues @babedylan.bsky.social, @jwongbaxter.bsky.social, @rozfoster.bsky.social 1131
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Lmao of course I am the only one with a joke handle hahahaahha 100
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I swear to god if none of the funny people are actually coming over to this website I will delete my entire phone and go full Luddite 040
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Hey bitches I’m here // still closed to queries but watch this space 080
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 13/07/2023Because I incited violence against baby gronk :( 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 13/07/2023How am I supposed to keep up with the news now that I’m banned from twitter and can’t see Liza Minnelli outlived 230
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 13/07/2023What if one day you walked into therapy and your therapist was taking requests for topics of discussion from a crowd of your loved ones like the DJ of club DPT 000
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 05/07/2023It’s giving “white cis gay dude who thinks everyone is obsessed with him and that James Baldwin would have topped them” like no sir you are not Giovanni or his room 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 05/07/2023I love to wear this shirt in bushwick because sure I get weird looks but also no men talk to me because it immediately establishes that I am funnier than them 020
Reposted by Ayla Zuraw-FriedlandTim Hardin @timtakestime.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals: 0155
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Ick discourse is stupid but also I’ve never had a sexual partner recover from wearing a non-baseball cap type hat in my presence so it’s not nothing yk? 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023We used to be a proper country or whatever 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023No more “small tasteful tattoos” only affronts to god and Anna wintour 040
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Moving this thread over here so I can practice having this be the place!!https://twitter.com/kaylasansk/status/1524373745778970624?s=46twitter.comTweet by @kaylasansk 120
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Do u think robots are sad that they can’t identify a crosswalk 062
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 03/07/2023arising from my annual pride month bout with seasonal affective disorder ready to climb a mountain and embarrass god with how much of a problem I’m about to be for the rest of the summer is my politics 030
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I am far too dainty and my wrists far too limp for “steering” and “throttle” I simply squeeze 010
Ayla Zuraw-Friedland @babedylan.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I do not recommend riding a motorcycle on the BQE on a holiday weekend having only had coffee and prayer for breakfast unless you want to feel absolutely insane 120