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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026

Left work with an audio book playing from my phone when my headset informed me it had reconnected with my laptop Stopped Turned around Snapped a photo My laptop is on my desk On the third floor Waaay over there Guess there's no need to wonder if it's possible […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Hjemme igjen! Kan bli noen "lekkasjer" i begynnelsen. Men hun har tydeligvis ingen planer om å flytte på seg, så dette holder til vi får kjøpt inn noe mer egnet for å beskytte "sofaen hennes".

She's sitting on the couch at home with her butt plantet on some medical suction mats, not planning to go anywhere. There may be som leakage the next few days, so we need to get something more to protect "her couch".

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Ute igjen. Vi tror alt har gått bra. Vet at intern infeksjon i livmor er skummelt, og dessverre vanskelig å oppdage. Ser ut som vi fanga opp denne akkurat i tide. Flaks.... 😶🫣

Done with the operation, still asleep under a blanket. Tubes in her mouth too make sure

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Madammen ordna besøk hos en av de flinkeste dyrlegen vi vet om, mens jeg sitter på jobb og er bekymra...

Picture from preparing before operation.

There operating on her right now.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Sju år gamle #DagensLilleMy, som ellers har vært usedvanlig frisk og fin, har det ikke bra... Dyrlegen sier hun må fjerne livmoren. Hun har ikke akkurat bruk for den, men jeg skulle ønske hun slapp operasjon. 🫣 #NorskTut #DogsOfMastodon #PetsOfMastodon #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog

7yo bulldog at the vet. They say she needs to have her uterus removed. It's not like she needs it for anything, but surgery is never fun...

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

I was planning on leaving the bench we've been sitting on for a while. She was not... (Guess where I'm posting this from! It certainly isn't NOT the very same bench, to put it that way.) #NorskTut #DogsOfMastodon #PetsOfMastodon #Benchodon #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog #BullDon #DagensLilleMy

7yo English bulldog deciding to reject my plan to leave the bench to go home. And very majestically so.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Somewhere in the woods behind me, someone is smoking shitloads of weed... Walked by here fifteen minutes ago, and the smell was just as intense then as it is now. Our pond looks nice though! 😄 #NorskTut #Oslo #Romsås #Norway

Smellogram! Scratch the screen, and you'll notice a hint of weed!

Except from that, there is a huge apartment building in the dark, where the lights from all the windows are reflecting in the water.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Alt er relativt! Men enkelte ting er LITT mer relativt en andre. Dette gjelder spesielt bensinprisene, som faktisk er historisk lave! Relativt sett... www.dn.no/innlegg/bensin/diesel/die… #NorskTut #bensin #statistikk #Norge

Antall liter bensin en enslig minstepensjonist kan kjøpe. Norge er på førsteplass i Europa.

Antall liter bensin en sykepleier kan kjøpe. Norge er på andreplass i Europa, kun slått av Sverige.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

What can I say... You'll be able to move freely in and around the train station and everything else outside the restricted zone. And there will be gigantic monitors around for whoever don't wish to enter the zone but still wish to see the "action". One outside […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

Carrying an umbrella within this neighborhood tomorrow, might get you arrested... Today is fine though! 😄

Outside the library (where I'm currently working btw)

A church thingy! Apparently important stuff is happening here tomorrow. On the other side of the street they built a whole row of elevated VIP booths, for international press I guess.

That whole purple entrance wasn't there yesterday, though...

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

Waitwaitwait.... Så... de som kommer syklende fra ene siden av sentrum, får ikke passere brygga for å komme seg på jobb på motsatt side av sperresonen? De kan heller ikke trille gjennom sonen? Mens all kollektivtransport er blokkert innenfor sonen? Med andre […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

Map showing which parts of Oslo will be inaccessible by cars, bicycles, and e-scooters on the nineteenth this month, from 06.00 until 21.00.
Most of what's between the castle and the main train station is only accessible by foot (and presumably wheel chairs) but you will be frisked by cops when entering.
If you work in the zone, you should probably take that day off or work from home.

Screenshot of details about entering the zone. You'll need to pass a police checkpoint. No bicycles or scooters, and no cars.
You can only pass by foot. (And presumably by wheelchairs, but this is not specified)

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

#Solvangdagene hos #Solvang #Kolonihager i #Oslo lørdag og søndag, er herved åpnet! Her er fra #loppis på Avdeling 2. Det er flere loppemarkeder også ved de andre avdelingene i nabolaget.

Loppemarked både inne og ute. Telt er satt opp i tilfelle regn

Det serveres kaker, kaffe, vafler, med mer. Her er to varianter av "verdens beste". Begge smakte nydelig!

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026

My dog says she ain't too impressed about my hunting skills. Now she's apparently trying to hide her food... with air. 🫣 #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #NorskTut #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog #PetsOfMastodon #Pets

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026

Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen..... De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier. I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

To par med solformørkelsesbriller kjøpt på Normal, fordi de reklamerte med at det skulle komme en solformørkelse 12/8 i år...

Kart som viser hvor solformørkelsen vil være synlig. Den vil gå i en bue laaangt utenfor Norge.

Den totale formørkelsen vil kun være synlig over Spania, Island, og Grønland... Delvis formørkelse vil være synlig i Frankrike, England, og Svalbard, men ingenting i nærheten av det norske fastlandet.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

Visiting my mother an hour south of Oslo. She has two cats, and one of them decided to meet us outside while I was walking my dog for the night. My 7yo English bulldog is used to having cats around, but at a distance. So this kind of interaction has never […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

White cat on top of a boulder greeting my English bulldog. They're both calm, but curious.

The cat is climbing closer, and my bulldog is calmly observing from below.

The cat realises there is absolutely no threat, as my bulldog simply won't bother about him at all while she's sniffing the grass right next to him.

Further down the road. They keep pretending to ignore eachother, while still hanging out together.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

I did a thing! 🤗 (Filmed, edited, and published without leaving my hammock, because I'm just that effective, even when lazy!) #Summer #NorskTut #Oslo #Norway #Bulldog #DagensLilleMy

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

Well, hello there, little friend! What on earth are you doing here, crawling around my flat? Oh... You're eating tiny bugs and mites and stuff that I don't like having around here, while being completely harmless to humans and animals? Well okay, I guess […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

A gigantic scorpion-looking beast with huge scary claws!

Just an insect though... (actually an arachnosomthing, but that's way too hard to spell).

The picture is zoomed in quite bit. The body is about one millimeter long, plus the claws, which admittedly ARE pretty large compared to the rest of it.

There is no spicy tail, and it's completely harmless to us. Just like regular spiders it likes eating mites and insect/larvae which we usually don't like living in our houses.

So I just might let it go again.

Don't tell my wife!

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

Kolonihagen er samlet til kamp! Men jeg mistenker at de som sitter ved siden av meg kanskje eeegentlig heier på Frankrike, sånn i smug... 🤔 #VM&Osteparty #NorskTut

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

Kjære Pride-motstandere! Er dere obs på at spleisen deres arrangeres av nestleder i "Konservativt", som i flere år har forsøkt å påvirke samfunnet vårt med pro-russisk og anti-ukrainsk propaganda, her i Norge, forkledd som "kristne verdier"? Er DETTE virkelig folka DU ønsker å bli manipulert av?

Screenshot fra NRK

– Prideflagget er politisk. Å legge på en masse fine adjektiver, endrer ikke det, sier styreleder i Kristent ressurssenter, Truls Olufsen Mehus.

Olufsen Mehus er også 1. nestleder i partiet Konservativt.

Screenshot fra Aftenposten, august 2025

4. juli intervjuet Aftenposten partileder Erik Selle i Konservativt. Det kommer lite frem hvor dypt partiet har gravd seg ned i prorussisk propaganda. Partiet kaller seg kristenkonservativt, men fungerer i praksis som et mikrofonstativ for Kreml.

Alt før Russlands fullskalainvasjon i 2022 ble Selle omtalt i Journalisten som en kanal for russisk propaganda. I nedlagte Resett har han blant annet forsvart annekteringen av Krim og hevdet at tilbakeføring er «umulig» og «ikke ønsket». Dette strider mot folkeretten og FNs anerkjennelse av Krim som ukrainsk.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026

All things considered (hangover included)... today hasn't been too bad after all! 🤗 #HaveANiceDay #Kolonihage #Oslo #NorskTut #Allheimen

Me in a hammock under two Apple trees in front of a tiny pink house in my "kolonihage"

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026

Vibrations, possibly #earthquake in #Denmark just a few minutes ago, not far from #Copenhagen Still awaiting confirmation

Indications of possible earthquake reported near Copenhagen, Denmark.
Awaiting confirmation.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026

Årets første plenklipp / ryllik-massakre på parsellen! Klipperen klarte NESTEN hele veien rundt på et urgammelt batteri som ble ladet opp sist høst 🦾

Wild flowers all over the lawn. It's a shame to cut it when it looks so nice... Could've left it for the bees if it was up to me.

No more wild flowers after a quick run with the lawnmower. Looks much cleaner now!

The hero of the day! This lawnmower is probably at least ten years old. And the battery still managed almost a complete round, with a charge from last autumn. Flowers are now gone and the grass is tamed. There is a garden chair down by one of the apple trees.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026

Here is the EFF tool, with cleaner reports and better explanations: coveryourtracks.eff.org My results with respectively Brave and Chrome on android, is like night and day...

Screenshot of results with Brave browser on android. Results are good, with trackers blocked, and a randomized fingerprint.

Screenshot of results with Chrome browser on android.

Results are not good. Only partial protection against trackers, and the fingerprint appears as unique, making it too easy to recognize me between browsing sessions.

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026

I know we're supposed to hate Google here, but their Lens app for Android does have some advantages... 😅 #Mastodon #MastodonSocial #Scam #NorskTut #Allheimen

She followed me, but I have no idea who she is

Let's try a simple reverse image search with Lens

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026

This bright yellow #Smart #Fourtwo was observed below Metro Center at #Lørenskog an hour ago... It's magical, and I want it! I probably won't fit in it, but that's not important right now! 😍 #NorskTut #Allheimen #cars #yellow

Awesome looking bright yellow Smart Fourtwo with all the styling, including windshields all around tinted so dark it's probably not even street legal here in Norway

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026

My wife entered the bathroom for a couple of minutes. Our dog woke up from her coach coma in the living room, tracked down my wife, and sat down slightly leaning towards her leg for that precious physical contact... She refuses to be alone if avoidable! (Screw […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

Our 7 year old female English bulldog with separation issues...

My wife entered the bathroom, so she had to follow. Here she is sitting by my wife's leg.

Physical contact is a must!

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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴) @baardhaveland.snabelen.no.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026

My dog is completely worn out! There's a fenced in lawn outside my apartment which is mostly used as a doggy park. I recognized someone out there with their six month old puppy. And I thought it was about time "we" got some exercise! 😇 LilleMy DID succeed to […] [Original post on snabelen.no]

Exhausted English Bulldog after playing with a six months old puppy for almost an hour.

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