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b8horpet

@b8horpet.dev
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Programmer by trade, burnout by choice.

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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 15/01/2026
no new pictures where are you at mentally
Caption reads "I would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy" over a sleeping kitten.
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 19/11/2025
"like adult content and direct messaging" why are they in the same category? Will I have to do this after I return? If i weren't an adult would that work differently while crossing borders? Like you are not allowed to do that here but you can get some porn while you travel, as a treat, Kiddo...
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 24/07/2025
#gamedev
meme in 3 panels:
person riding the bike with stick in hand
bike rider inserts stick into the first wheel
person rides the bike with stick in hand again, caption: "Forgot to add a collider to the stick"
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 27/05/2025
middle finger pointing to a sign that reads "MAGAS FÖLDSZINT"
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 23/03/2025
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood. I had this set. I still have vivid memories of this box art. The working trapdoor seemed like a miracle at that time.
Box art of Lego 6082 set. Castle of the dragon knights. Depicting a lego castle from the 90s with a flying dragon.
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 29/01/2025
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
cat in wizard hat with a huge adderall pill:
WOOSH!
You now have the strength to fold the laundry that has been on your chair for 3 days
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 17/12/2024
not even a minute later:
screenshot of a bluesky notification of the prevoius post  in this thread showing a user liked it 10 seconds after being posted
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 15/12/2024
the aforementioned 3 assholes
our 3 cats
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 10/12/2024
prototyping is hard, OK? 😅 #gamedev
meme template of a skeleton squatting with a barbell: "my body is a machine that turns empty game projects into shitty prototypes"
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 26/11/2024
4272 and me
baby orangutan with pink ribbon on the head in white fluffy clothes and a white flower in the background
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 25/11/2024
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
four panel comic
first panel: 2 scientist, one of them exclaims proudly "I've built a robot that screams!"
second panel: both of them look at a simple robot that screams very loudly
third panel: the other scientist asks "why?" while the screaming is continuing in the background
fourth panel: split to 2 sub-panels the first scientist thinks for an answer and then making a concerned and baffled face while the screaming is still going on in the background
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 24/11/2024
so i decided to spend some time with gamedev today
2 monitors a keyboard and a mouse on a desk, an orange cat sleeping behind the keyboard, a brown tabby cat stepping over the mouse
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b8horpet @b8horpet.dev · 21/11/2024
This is where I sit and have an existential crisis for hours. #gamedev
2 monitors with a wallpaper of the meme of lady yelling at a white cat sitting at the table. 2 sticky note windows one on each monitor. Next to the pointing index finger the note contains instructions on how to get into the flow. The other one is on the cat's forehead, reads: "DUMBASS". Under the monitors sits the Godot plushie.
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