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Matt Williams

@b30ls.bsky.social
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pretty sure they were from American Eagle.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dude… my kid came home from the mall last night (I guess people still do that?) with what I’m 99% certain is the exact same pair of jeans…
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And FWIW Jessica isn’t even top 4 billing. Boyer, Bergman, Cotten, and then Cabot Cove’s finest? History would like to have a word. Bed knobs and Broomsticks not even withstanding…
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My wife has used the term gaslighting for years and then recently when my teenager used it against her she pretended like it was some made up word from whatever the current version of millennials is… has nobody seen the 1944 classic starring Jessica Fletcher?!?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tom is so bored with vacation that he’s back on Bluesky….
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I have nothing left to say here. FIFA might have wanted Argentina to win but nobody could have scripted that. That was just pure magical nastiness.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Also your Falklands vs. Malvinas is appreciated for what it’s worth.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve never been a conspiracy theory dude… but JFC this match is seriously testing my beliefs.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fair. But how many times did Lisandro Martinez have to blatantly drag him down with zero punishment did he have to endure before he had enough and just asked?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s getting press for being factually wrong. Guess that fits in 2026.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Equally wild to think it didn’t happen and matter though tbf. There’s a lot of bald and orange bromance going on these days.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m the exception that proves your rule. I can see it either way a lot of the time, even when my team is involved. Probably the attorney in me. But now that you have the exception, your rule is proven sir. Go find someone to fund your paper. Your idea, might as well be your profit!
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Of course it is. VAR can’t do things like make funny pictures… it can only take real pictures and make funny results. Actually… damn, you’re right…
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyway. Game is over. Homicide Squad New Orleans is next up on the menu!
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No worries. Could you let my wife and son know I’m special though. I try and I try but a third party might seal the deal.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That’s unfair Jason. My personal fan base that includes a former USMNT Player (not naming names because I don’t want to live off of his success having done nothing myself) thinks this game was amazing and the only issue is playing Turner over Freese. The one position that needed the reps.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yeah. I love Weah and don’t want to blame anyone for anything… but for a solid 5-10 minutes after Pulisic replaced him we had basically pitched a tent and set up a campfire in their box.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Because everyone else is also stupid and doesn’t want to fact check their favorite echo chamber(s)?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social Is it just me and my bitterness or would it be amazing to hear that self important twat Adrian Durham have to announce the second tier FA cup match between Cockfosters and Penisstone Church?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They’d prefer that they didn’t think at all.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’ll have one of everything.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yellow Submarine it is then. I’ll make sure my grandkids thank you for the guidance when I’m gone!
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I can’t handle the stress of Atleti and I can’t live with myself with Real Madrid or Barca. Who should I follow that will probably never win but also probably never get relegated?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
To be fair though she managed my kid’s travel hockey team for years and she absolutely had a come to Jesus moment with the coach once who behaved very much like Shoresy beforehand and called her “Mrs.” after… 🤣
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The craziest thing about Shoresy was learning my wife, who doesn’t generally like shock humor or whatever you’d classify it as, had watched it before me.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social So I was listening to the talksport broadcast when Burnley were up 1-0 and one of the commentators said it could be a massive 3 points for them. Why? They’re going down regardless. It’s arguably amongst the most meaningless 3 points ever if they win… Habits hard to end?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
#galatassary Liverpool sucks and the only reason they’re not down by 2 is that the officials and VAR suck worse.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s nowhere near as epic as Roma’s white kit this season but it’s still pretty retro thin mints cool. Adidas having a quiet great year.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social It suddenly occurs to me: is the Turkish Super Lig what Saudi secretly dreams to be when it falls asleep sucking its thumb?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It’s funny. Trump’s base is full of people who think that one huge problem is making white people apologetic for being white. But what they’re really doing is making American people apologetic for being American.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well “a” McDonald’s. I’m sure Orlando has more than one. The two-story touristy one. They have pasta, too…
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The McDonald’s in Orlando has pizza and my kid says it’s pretty good.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social @siriusxmfc.bsky.social How do you let Tim get away with this sort of oversight. It was literally last season.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Dude. Tools are for baking. That’s science. Cooking is art and if you need too many tools you’re not a cook. You’re just reading a recipe.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@davisjason.bsky.social I have never been so proud to support AS Roma as tonight when I got the sickest jersey ever and it’s not even close…
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Was that before or after the Lageritas?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@briandunseth.bsky.social @thomasjrennie.bsky.social I’m about the farthest thing from a homer as you’re likely to find… but how much more international love would he get if his name was Christian Pulicini?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@briandunseth.bsky.social I believe that if you gathered a collection of the best writers alive they could not have constructed a goal that so perfectly captured both of these teams’ seasons all at once.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social Please say that Jack is going to be on the show tomorrow because THAT was nuts.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social Listening to the football show on huge delay. Eating a chicken sandwich on sourdough after having bought a can of baked beans at Lidl earlier. Also have leftover ham from thanksgiving in the fridge for ham and cheese omelette. Think I checked all the boxes?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Have you seen “Lil Jon Wants To Do What?”? If not, check it out. A different looking glass.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social It seems like at least one player has taken your pockets idea and run with it… otherwise where would Cucurella keep putting opposing right wingers?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Rich people like tax breaks. Rich people own media outlets. Right wing politicians love giving rich people tax breaks.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social I appreciate you reading my text this morning on the football show. I appreciate the new voice you gave me even more. If my use of my new voice ends in divorce can I crash on your couch?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
“Don’t have fun because sportsball is serious business!” Et tu, Jason?
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social I know you love a good “wow I didn’t realize he was still playing… and he’s where??” moment. Michy Batshuayi just subbed on for Frankfurt.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
New Mexico Chiles man. You probably already know. Indulge. Enjoy.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It’s all ball bearings these days. Maybe he needs a refresher course.
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Matt Williams @b30ls.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social I have my closed captions turned on and it just printed out “Let’s Kill Him” when it tried to say “Max Kilman”. I figured you could appreciate that.
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