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Bob Smith

@b0bsmith.bsky.social
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I have not thought of anything pithy to put here yet.

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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 1m
"Are you using this dryer?"
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 4h
When if finally happens, the ensuing silence is going to be pure bliss.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 17h
"Oyster Crackers? This one time..."
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 17h
LLMs are nothing of the sort. No intelligence. They're just models trained to mimic people.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 17h
Hamburger should not be a "nice meal".
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 20h
Or just the plain old hat kind.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 20h
I wonder if he'll be buried in his favorite recliner.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 21h
I hope he was buried in his favorite recliner.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 21h
Someone once said there are no coincidences.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Batman's new Villain, Bleu Cheese.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The likeness is uncanny.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like a unending list of grievances scratched onto a chalkboard using a large nail.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbento.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like warding spells for LLMs.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The "Touring Police".
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And no listening to MAGA screeching that now Inflation is the Democrats fault.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody..."
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That guy is creepy.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So much for the "OMG Socialism!" argument from Republicans.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's going to be subpoenaed again for sure now.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Lemon curry?" (from Monty Python)
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA6...
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Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Official Video)
YouTube video by Modular YouTube
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bells! THE BELLS!
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Republicans are really getting desperate to fill the news with anything other than news that would help the people make an informed decision when they vote.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The barroom brawl and the pie fight in The Great Race.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Chocolatey Fingers Cenobite is particularly horrifying.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Heretical Dreadnought "Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem - THUNK"
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I studied the blade. And dildos... But mostly the blade."
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're trying to pretend that all is well. That's the way those con artists operate.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah, because with Trump in the White House, the first thing I want is an adjustable rate.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Bicycles knew it was the only way our two species could coexist short of a long drawn out war and subsequent enslavement. Many say the Bicycles wisely chose this détente so that both sides could live free. And fight the real enemy - The Automobile.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or the Shining...
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every day we stray further from God.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Farm Aid for Votes is Socialism.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of them can write to save their lives.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
12 Steps Out of 12, would drink again.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They all had worked so hard on it, and then they just got the rug YANKED out from under them. It was glorious.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's ancient period, so you have to say "The Early Bird Hero gets the Wyrm".
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent take down. Thank you, Senator Klobuchar. An apology from Mr Schmitt is called for.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll bet his internet search history is hilarious.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's probably a video on YouTube on how to solve it.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bells, THE BELLS!
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A forktula.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He had a chance to participate.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Original Recipe is rich in emollients.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About time they saw through the senator who promised to leave after two terms, five terms ago.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do people like him or something?
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always watchable. Not many movies have that.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still use it to this day. Been with me 35 years.
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What have they to point to? Nothing.
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