Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Proof that ANYTHING popular is lucrative. Those lil soundbytes of bad advice had yall LINED UP like Popeyes had a new sammich coming out 0617
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The line between confidence and delusion is RAZOR THIN these days 040
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Diet and Exercise can be difficult for some. I get that. But BATHS and ANTIBIOTICS are easy. Fix ya hygiene, and ya pH. U mint be single cuz u stank/sick 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 03/01/2025My dick just won't get drowsy.... He just DRY ASS WOKE. 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Yall just be online saying ANY GOTDAMN THANG 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Especially when u speak words of affirmation into her ears while locking eyes with her reflection 030
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 17/12/2024When she swears the toys haven't desensitized that qewchie 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Yall don't know this? Cuz was like 7 feet tall 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 10/12/2024That's a type lil baby.... It's called "intellectual", my lil sapio 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 09/12/2024This was my FRESHMAN YEAR student planner.... I can literally hear the sound as you scratched it horizontally and see the holographic clock when u move it 031
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Ohhhh I get it. No that wasn't me. I didn't know a game was being played. I don't need anonymity to be forthright. 020
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 30/11/2024What's an NGL? I thought that meant Not Gone Lie 010
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 27/11/2024What's yall fav part of the titty? Side? Underneath? Cleavage? Areola? Nipple? The SAG? The PERK? 010
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I started drooling like I just left the dentist. Somebody put some draws on that cake before I eat it from THE BYKE 021
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 24/11/2024These be the type niggas that lose the boxing match and wanna start wrestling 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'm in no position to disagree. But I would love sum time 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Mmmph! Certified Amazon.... Might need to put u on the wishlistmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue striped shirt and tie is making a surprised face and saying oh my god wow .ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt and tie is making a surprised face and saying oh my god wow . 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Studs with mani/pedis make me Weeeeeak! White toes and boyish clothes... guaranteed TAKEDOWN 010
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024That kinda slander is unnecessary.... U grew up in a group home? 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024BlueSky been getting #NRE from me all week. I thought I was strong minded 🤦🏿♂️ 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Damn.... I'm gone 12 hours and some SHIT done jumped off. Somebody catch me up 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " excuse me ma 'am "ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " excuse me ma 'am " 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024See .... Yall thought it was just MEDIUM UGLY dudes that were blessed with extraordinary sex skills. Nope The handsome girls got that BOX! 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm a Duckett for pretty feet with white French tips. Idgaf if that makes me sound old. That shit is UNDEFEATED lil bitch 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says yes maamALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says yes maam 010
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The mouth had the same skin as the vagina. The throat is the same length as the birth canal. The stomach has two openings that look EXACTLY like the bootyhole. An orgasm and a heart attack look the same on an EKG 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024U know she cumming frfr when she POOTS a Lil bit #SkeetsAfterDark #IYKYK #BootyBlowingSmokeRings 000
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Without saying your city what gif can you use to represent where you're frommedia.tenor.coma man is holding a white flag with a blue star on it .ALT: a man is holding a white flag with a blue star on it . 010
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024If you smell good enough to get THIS kinda treatment, do a selfie 030
Deacon Longstroke @b-l-ayque.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Wait till #SkySpaces opens up... Or whatever they gone call it. Shit gon be LIT 110
