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Queen Rational Human Bean

@b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social
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🌾🌻Wife👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽Mom🧔🏽‍♂️👼👧🏽4 Dogs🐩🐕Food🫔🌮🍕🍔🍝🥟🍿🥤Football🏈Zoos🦥🦭🦙🦦🐧🦘🦓Cool cars🚙🚗🚕🛻Reader📚Road trips🛣Trivia/History❓️Games🎮🎲🧩🎳Collector🧢🧸🕯🐕 📚👠🖊¡Un poquito de Spanglish!🇲🇽Gen X🏴‍☠️Fluent in sarcasm, song lyrics & movie quotes. "I have memes/gifs for that." 🚫NO M A G A🚩

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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No thanks! I'll be something less terrifying, like Freddy Krueger or Pennywise!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A huge thank you to CNN, MS NOW, Politico, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, Fox News, PBS News, NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, HuffPost, the Associated Press, Reuters, Getty Images, and AFP for standing together in defense of a free press.
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yay, Science and actual medical knowledge!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Any translator is going to have a difficult time translating "confusion & stupid" in real English then translating into another language! And if it's shorter, then the translator probably cut out all the BS as well!
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/06/2025
Dear Squeaky Tank, Thank you for your service. 🫡
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Mötley Süe @realmotleysue.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
To Sir With Love #AmazingGrace #ObamaAppreciationDay #Obama #NoKingsDay
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
He's also very difficult to listen to because he sounds like he's gargling rocks on auto tune!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I thought it looked like she was making sure to get footage to use in a music video!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He's offended that he has to order a "gordita" instead of a "little, fat girl"? Weird flex.🤔🧐 Why is he even at a Mexican fast food restaurant if he doesn't want to speak Spanish?
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
*Teslers 😘LOL
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hold up! Did he just admit that tariffs make things more expensive for consumers?!?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I literally just bought some Ben & Jerry's last night! Americone Dream, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chunky Monkey, Mint Chocolate Cookie & Strawberry Cheesecake.
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A fine of every last dollar & cent she possesses, a 10 year jail sentence, NEVER being allowed in Australia ever again, NEVER being allowed near any animal ever & NEVER being allowed to force her stupidity on others by being banned from all social media!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Depends on the time of day!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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a man in a blue hoodie is making a funny face and says `` literally all day errr day '' .
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
DOGE Sanitation
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Ashley Girl @ashleygirl.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🙋‍♀️💪🏻👥️🔵
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
But it royally sux for those of us who didn't FA!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
(The condoms are NOT going to the Gaza STRIP, but a province in Mozambique to stop the spread of disease.)(The "150" is a computer programming default number.) With basic reading skills & a little common sense, these are easily explained.
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Christina Wulff @chrispharo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If someone asks you to use it in a sentence, the correct answer is: Wankpanzers are bought by sitzpinklers!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
MapQuest didn't bow down! (It is and always will be The Gulf of Mexico!) But does have an option to rename it yourself. LOL 🗺🧭
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Agree so much with this! Their stupidity/racism/sexism shouldn't affect those of us with more than a single functional brain cell!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Bubbe Wokestein 💙✡️🍁 @veggieto.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Gandalf the Curmudgeon @420gandalf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
✌️❤️😊
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Thanks!
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When my husband & I go shopping together, we see several other couples of all different ages shopping together. This guy probably thinks he's "baby-sitting" if he has to look after his own kids for a few minutes. 🙄
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
💙💛 Lucky Few Crew! 777 💙💛
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Sir Norman of Nowhere. CSE. 🏴‍☠️ @sirnorman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
📢📣🌮🍔🍕
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Judge Doom from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?".
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ruby Roundhouse's special skill was "dance fighting" in "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle".
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Queen Rational Human Bean @b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Maybe next time she'll think before she supports a lying cheat!
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