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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Growing up, we are frequently warned against romantic relationships that have lust without love. We are seldom warned about romantic relationships that have love without lust. And those can be just as painful.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love seeing a woman who chooses to wear tightly fitted clothing. It just pleases my brain. 😂

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I often have more thoughts and ideas than my brain and body can execute and I would very much like some additional bodies and sub-brains to handle this excess.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My brain boggles at my own circumstances sometimes. If gasoline jumped to $10/gallon overnight, it would not significantly impact my personal driving, but it'd be disastrous for every thing else.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Amazon Prime remains undefeated as the absolute worst way to watch TV & movies in a household. My wife bought a movie, our accounts are joined, but I'm the one logged into the TV? No movie for us. She can access her account and watch list, but not purchases.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I figured I'd be less weird with *something* for a profile picture....

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Taking a nude so good that you'd goon to it is a WILD experience. 😳

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This hotel's water pressure is so high that I basically water-boarded a fart while showering.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The tragedy of discovering that your bisexual best friend is not, in fact, bisexual. 😱😰 She kept "hearting" all the thirt trap reels I sent her! The indecency! The betrayal! 🤣

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

ADHD is bullshit. I've been depressed and tired to the point that I was starting to question my life decisions and my relationship. Anyways, I just remembered that I mentally implode every day at 3pm when I stop taking my afternoon dose to conserve meds until I can refill. 😅😅

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

An amusing moment from today: hearing a podcast host say, "What really scares me are those people who listen to podcasts at double speed" at triple speed. 😂😅

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

No, I cannot explain why the phrase "tactical boy-hole acquirer" keeps bouncing around my mind. But now it's in yours. Good luck.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Star Wars, Ep I: The Phantom Menace is SO much worse than I remember. I made it 20 minutes before I had to turn it off. The pacing is schizophrenic. Just... What the hell?

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Sweating is truly an under appreciated function of the human body. Being able to move and work even in high temperatures is incredible.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I will always be sad that "Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist" didn't make it to season 5. 😭 It was such a beautiful show and an incredible premise. Also, *wildly* capable and skilled cast.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Having executive dysfunction (ADHD) is FUN! Fucking Unbearable Nightmare

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I know this absolutely certified, but... Since I drive a very efficient hybrid car with seat heaters, during the winter I wait until the engine warms up through driving before I turn on the heat. So I usually arrive before the heat ever comes on. 😬

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Really loving the casual disrespect of medical personnel towards my respirator and requests that they mask.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'm not sure if I'm unhealthy with my life or unhappy struggling in a society that disregards me.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Not everything on the internet is real. But also, not everything on the internet is fake.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

"You don't have to believe my truth, as long as you'll believe my lies."

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

While YtM may be a dog water platform, I'm at least in the Top 1% of Taylor Swift fans there, and for that I'm grateful. 😁😅

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Really tired of fansite SWers that run every conversation as a way to lead people on. I literally want to give you money for shit you've already made. Yeah, I'll play along and spend a bit more than I planned... Once. Once I've sussed out the fakeness, I'm gone. And a lil' sad.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Nothing like playing Quantum Break followed by watching Back to the Future. From "Time travel cannot change the past" to "Time travel changes things super easily". 😂

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

My boss is 200cm tall with cool dad energy. It makes me feel like a teenager in a hilariously visceral way. 😂

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The modern search experience makes me shake with rage. I can't ever find what I'm looking for. No query is specific enough to give more than superficially relevant results. My hands hurt from hitting the wall, my throat is sore from screaming, "Clanker, you do NOT know what I want BETTER THAN ME!"

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Quietly going insane with Acro Javascript because my loop skips all iterations between 2 and 15. And there's no code to skip or exit a loop. 😭😭😭😭 I'm 90% sure I'm referencing something wrong.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I try very hard to be funny. I succeed on occasion, too.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Nothing like 3 hours of sleep before what would become 12 hours of work. 😓 Constantly losing my train of thought while trying to leave the office just leads to me trying, and failing, to do more.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I find it disturbing how my happier I am when I disengage from news and politics. The world should not be this miserable of a place.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

One of the most stressful parts of my job is self-advocacy and promotion. I am expected to write 5 short paragraphs explaining what I did, why it matters, and how it made "the mission" better. Plus 1 paragraph on self-improvement. Winning these awards is a significant boost for promotion. 1/4

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/08/2025

i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

For me, the most depressing result of pandemic normalization has been the realization that there is no one in my life that I trust to make medical decisions for me. 😔 Not my wife, not my family, not my best friend.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I had a nightmare where I was giving up masking. Which feels so insane... Why can't society invest in cleaner air, like cleaner water?

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I'm all for being horny on main, but I cannot stand uncredited content, misleading profile photos, and outright pretending to be someone you are not! 🤬🤬🤬

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Pretty sure someone took a photo of my handsomely masked self at the airport. 😑

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Cool, cool, cool. First my wife, now my job: "Your continued masking is raising concerns about your future with us." 🤬😭

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

My relationship has reached a breaking point. I can either continue to mask or I can stay married. I can't do both. 😭😭

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

My darling wife: "I don't know where I think I'm going, I don't know where I am!"

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

My lungs still itch since last month. Finally went to the doctor and was told, "it might be allergies or heart burn. No idea, but since it does not seem serious, here's some meds to try." 😑

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I spent a day maskless to please my wife. We were mostly outside, but in crowds. However, there were multiple times indoors with 1500+ ppm CO2. Now, my upper chest/lower throat hurt. "It's just the cold air." she says. 😑

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Why hasn't Starbucks partnered with Ariana Grande to make her a custom, orderable drink? Just imagine walking in an ordering "One Ariana, Grande, please." 😂

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I do appreciate how creative humans are and how they can make songs about the fall of democracy that really slap

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

For the first time in 4 years, my (new) supervisor pulled me aside and told me that my FloMask is "obtrusive". Leadership would like me to "tone it down." 😥

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I am becoming increasingly nervous that one day soon, I'm going to sit on my toilet and it finally rip off the wall and shatter on the ground, and I will have to go to the ER with an horrifying ass injury. 😥😥

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Do not forget to degauss your cat at midnight tonight!

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Taking risks with an on-going pandemic is always so terrible. 😥 My spouse refuses to mask or change and I try to maintain the relationship by balancing what I can. At least CO2 was 600 and under, with noone within 10 ft.

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Butt-head Problem-causer @azuresskye.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I know my Adderall is working again when it becomes Mandatory Naptime 8 hours later.

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