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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Bubba 🦇 @bubbasawyerk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“When I kill people, I blackout and wake up somewhere else!” @pastraspec.bsky.social
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Azure Rite @azurerite.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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frances 🐠 @t0birooo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
no one is born in this world to be alone #ONEPIECE
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Landeg @landeg.world · 14/05/2025
Can't believe I haven't posted this here! We're coming up on the four-year anniversary of "A Chef's Knife is Not a Katana", still one of my favourite One Piece comics I've done. Please enjoy 🏴‍☠️🍐 🧵 (1/6)
Three strips of a comic. In the top panel Zoro, mid-drink, notices a Nashi pear sitting on a counter in the Going Merry kitchen. Zoro: "Woah, is that an apple or a nashi?" Sanji, working to the side: "Nashi." Zoro: "I'm takin' it, I haven't had one in ages." Sanji: "Sure, no one's dibbed it and I had no plans. Next time say please you gorilla." Zoro grabs the pear and puts it on a plate, then begins to take a kitchen knife out of its block, licking his lips and saying "awww yisss". Before he can cut into the nashi, Sanji clocks his wrist impassively with a chopping board, knocking his hand to the counter and letting the knife slip out of his grip and back into its block.Zoro starts to seethe, but Sanji remains unfazed, peeling a potato with a small knife. Zoro: "Uh, you wanna go-!?" Sanji: "If you want it cut up, just give me a sec. I'm nearly done." Zoro pauses, more confused now than angry, gesturing to himself and at the three katana by his side. Zoro: "You think... (emphasis) I... Don't know how to cut stuff?" Sanji: "Use your sword if you don't wanna wait." Zoro begins to get annoyed again, yelling "A katana is not a kitchen knife-" but Sanji cuts him off, jabbing a finger and yelling back "And a chef's knife is not a katana!"
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anniilaugh @anniilaugh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The green epiphany, part 2 - Zoro strikes back 🚬 #zosan #anniinart
Comic about Zoro and Sanji from One Piece, happening few hours after the last part. Sanji twirls happily out of the galley: ”The lunch prep is done! Just in time to bask in Nami-san’s sunbathing beauty YIPPEE! Ahh~ can a day get any better than thi—” he’s badly startled by a sudden marimo peeking beside him ”yo cook” he greets in monotone. Sanji drags his hand over his face, perfect afternoon ruined ”Fucking hell marimo… you’re not getting any more booze today so get lost!” Zoro is sneering, delighted by his reaction ”Not before I get my revenge! I ’character analyzed’ the shit out of you, and lemme tell ya, you’re such an open book it must be embarrassing!” Sanji grins back like a cat ”Wow, a plant psychologist! Stop the press! Hohooo, lemme guess.. I sit like a shrimp? Long noodle legs? ..kick like spice?” ”NO…” Zoro deflects embarrassed that he actually thought about it ”It’s your goddamn cigarettes”Zoro gets on ’a serious concentration mode’ and begins his monologue, counting with his fingers: ”First of all, you’re a skinny twig, that’s obvious…” ”Hah! Weeeeak.” Sanji interrupts in the middle, smoking and gazing far to the sea. Zoro bares no mind and continues ”..wrapped in your tight suits to keep your shit together inside” that gets a startled ”?!!” out of Sanji, Zoro continues to drop his truth bombs while Sanji can only stare frozen in place and take it ”Filter your true self with all your annoying bs, burn yourself for others like it’s all you’re worth… Toxic as hell sometimes! But uh..” zoro’s voice starts to weaken and go very quiet ” addictive to be… around.. A-ANYWAYS!!!” Zoro collects himself, snerking and getting ready for a kick, sword in hand ”Pretty spot on, right coo- HUH?!” He turns around in shock to find Sanji deflated and moping, back turned away from him, contemplating a cig in his hand. A figurative smoke is rising heavily from his headZoro tries to carefully peek at his face, hiding behind his sword and almost poking  at Sanji with the scabbard, unsheathing it a bit just in case, confused af: ”…Curls! Hellooo? (Did he kick the bucket?) You know I’ll count this a win if you just stand th-” suddenly Sanji punches Zoro in the chest but it’s surprisingly weak. He groaks ”Goddammit marimoooo… how dare you!!!” 
He’s once again buried his face in his hand but now he’s blushing furiously, still facing down ”You’re supposed to add a punchline in there, idiot! Now it just sounds like you.. a-as if you… c-uhhhh.. cared about-” ”O-OH!!!” Sanji’s sentence is quickly cut off by Zoro (in gay panic) ”SHIT! RIGHT!!! Almost forgot!” He tries to save the situation while his mind is screaming: (Oh no no no no WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! Why don’t you fight back?! This is so weird! Fuck fuck fuck Oh no Why is he kinda cute oh No WHAT) he’s blushing and sweating and ends up blurting out: ”it means YOU SUCK! BLACK LUNG SANJI!!!” Sanji twitches a bit at that but doesn’t move. Zoro is waiting on hot coals, did that do it? Sanji’s hair starts to rise up. Finally Sanji glares wildly under his brow like a demon, grabs Zoro by the lapel while flames roar over them. ”MMMARRRRIIIMMMOOOOOO” he growls and Zoro is grinning like no tomorrow for getting the fight he wanted -also for relief; there he is!
Meanwhile Nami and Usopp are sunbathing on the deck, or they’re trying to as the two are wrecking havoc on the background: ”HOW’D I THINK FOR A SECOND YOU’D SAY SOMETHING NICE YOU BRUTE!!!” ”WELL BOOHOOO DID I MAKE YOU CRYYY?” -CRASHH- ”AS IF!!!” ”I’LL TRY AGAIN THEN! BUTT SUCKER!! F*G!!!” ”L-LOOK WHO’S TALKING?!” -KA-BOOM- ”I’LL BOIL YOUR SMARTASS INTO A VEGETABLE STOCK!!!” ”OH YEAH?! THAT’S ALL YOU’RE ABLE TO EAT AFTER I BEAT THE SHIT-” 
Nami finally snaps and kicks them overboard, ”ENOUGH!!!” she yells. Luffy is fishing on the railing and sees them flying by ”You guys going for a swim? Fun! ..hey when’s lunch?” He has the fishing line in his mouth for some Luffy reasons. 
Sanji is instantly overjoyed again and dropping hearts as they both fall ”YAY❤️ Kicked by Nami-swan! LUCKY DAY!!!” He yells. Zoro is silently grinning, pleased to himself. They’re both safely back in denial.
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anniilaugh @anniilaugh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The green epiphany🌱 #zosan #anniilaugh
A comic page of One Piece characters leaning on a ship railing. Zoro is loudly munching an onigiri while Sanji is watching his every move while lighting a cigarette until something clicks and he bows his head and sighs heavily for the epiphany. ”Oh. My god. I finally get it.” ”Huh?” ”Your diet!”Second page: Sanji continues his monologue grinning while Zoro starts to drink sake, slightly confused. ”I mean, grass seeds wrapped in algae? With grass seed and mold juice? Are you kidding me?!” Suddenly Sanji jumps on Zoro to wildly ruffle his hair and laughs ”YOU TRULY ARE WHAT YOU EAT, MARIMO!” Zoro spits his drink, eyes wide in shock. They end up fighting like usual, yelling at each other: ”My sake!! FUCK YOU!!!” ”Soooo sorry for your loss!” ”And yeast isn’t even a mold!” ”WOW!! Look at you! The family tree expert!” Meanwhile Nami and Usopp are trying to play cards in the shade, Nami is sneakily cheating. She huffs annoyed ”So noisy! I swear to god I’ll throw them overboard!” ”Here we go again…” sighs Usopp
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Frankie @xxfrankiesteinksxx.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
#phisart life-saving rizz
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Idril Whatsit (Commissions Open) @idril-whatsit.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
#Phisart I'm glad I was there to witness the madness !😂 (Still drawing with my left hand atm, sorry)
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The_Small_Fungy @thesmallfungy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The yapping session #phisart
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Purple Max @purplemax.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Ok I know Finals start tomorrow but I can’t pass up a opportunity like this… HE FOUND OUT. #phisclips #phistream
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Azure Rite @azurerite.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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