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Amanda Lorian

@azsunyx.bsky.social
74 followers 103 following 264 posts

Shitposter, mental health advocate, broken in the weirdest possible ways

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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In many shamanic societies, if you came to a medicine person complaining of being disheartened or depressed, they would ask one of four questions. When did you stop dancing? When did you stop singing? When did you stop being enchanted by stories? When did you stop finding comfort in silence?
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can I just, Scream into the void for a minute?
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me, to my cat: 🎶Hork three times on the carpet if you love me 🎶 🎶Twice on the bed (hork hork), if the answer is nooooo🎶 🎶OH MY KITTY 🐈🎶
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 19/03/2026
hey
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I've always hated dumb blonde jokes, chalked them up to boomer humor, but JFC my patience is being tested today by someone whose entire being is the embodiment of that old and tired stereotype. Elle Woods, save me.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If vaccines caused autism the US would have a high speed rail system.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 16/03/2026
Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.
A six-panel comic called Signs of Spring, Ranked. In panel 1, #10 is Robin, showing an american robing standing on a lawn - not always a useful sign since robins are quietly present in winter in many areas. In panel 2, there's #9: Daffodil - nice, mundane, #8: Skunk Cabbage - unusual, cool, and #7: Dutchman's Breeches, a flower that looks like a pair of underwear with a hole - lol. In panel 3, there's #6: Turkey vulture migrating - gloriously ominous, a humbling reminder of life's transience, and #5: very very small bunny - wow, the little ears. In panel 4 there's #4: Snake sunbathing, with a gartersnake warming itself - underappreciated, looks cozy, and #3: Woodcock going peent - the perfect sound. In panel 5 there's a wood frog calling from a pond, and #2: small frogs yelling as loud as they can, with a wood frog floating in a pool inflating itself to make a loud quack - they crave love, or at least they crave the external fertilization of 1500 gelatinous eggs. In panel 6, there's a drawing of a spring peeper and #1, Even smaller frogs yelling, with a spring peeper sitting on the ground making loud calls - yes, YES.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The biggest threat to my wordle streak is forgetting to do wordle. Back at day 1 : /
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just watched a Republican congressman (Montana, Tim Sheehy) break a US Marine's arm in a door and then run off like a coward. When Republicans say "support our troops" they only mean the dead ones who can't speak up, even then it's debatable. #fuckMAGA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2026
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
friendly reminder that you're in trouble and everyone is mad at you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/02/2026
Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time
Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/02/2026
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-…
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm trying this new thing where instead of suffering in silence and waiting for something to boil over, I just say what's bothering me. It feels wrong, though, so I can't do it without having a meltdown, apparently I've got some trauma to work through when it comes to feeling invisible.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I remember when my uncle said, "I think little girls are sexy." I was about 9 years old. He wasn't talking to me, or about me, but I remember my mom making sure I never spent another night at my cousin's house. My aunt stayed married to him for some years, and is a trump supporter. She has a type.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Nothing but bad news lately
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"I'm not some snowflake who ends friendships and relationships over politics" --the same people who want to ICE every liberal....but hey, you won't get unfriended.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ope, turns out I do have garlic in my soul
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Today's lesson, be careful when filling out your paid sick leave form and avoid mixing cursive with your regular handwriting
A paid sick leave form from an employee to employer, with the reason for absence listed resembling the word "Dick"
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
See, now we definitely can't continue to be friends. My Finch hates Zootopia and loves ed Sheeran. Can I trade someone for a less defective bird?
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hey @walmart what the fuck www.walmart.com/ip/Paper-Bea...
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Conspiracy theory time JD had Charlie Killed so he could move on Erika for a whiter trade in
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Jelly Bomb @jellybomb.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
honestly this would make a fantastic backstory for a dnd character
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Are you there, Etsy witches? It's me, American citizen....
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Fuck, well, I guess we can't be friends, can I get a new #finch over here?
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/09/2025
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The werewolf smut ads are back on Facebook, nature is healing
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Despite the name, it's not meth
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Why yes, this IS my ass #ridiculousmannequinposes
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
So, uhhhh, NOW can we have sensible gun control?
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Ash「 flea circus 」🕊 @fleacircus.shop · 07/09/2025
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Rest in peace, Maru. You brought joy to so many for many years.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Wordle 1,535 2/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Amanda Lorian @azsunyx.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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