🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 6hAge yourself with a childhood crush. He awakened something within me. 140
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I felt like a dumb, impotent idiot when I walked out. 10/10. 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I will keep you here, suffering on the wheel of cyclic existence, not out of hatred but out of love 220
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Would the Cookie Run equivalent of a fleshlight be a "doughlight?" 🤔 030
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 020
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You thought I wanted you as a *pred*? Sorry, I'm more in the market for a live-in garbage disposal. 020
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You have to press on. Break the swapping habit. Just make sure not to upturn those tines! 021
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You there. Keep your fork in your left hand. There's no need to swap back and forth. 110
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nope. Sorry. Sanctuary is gonna have to face one (1) world ending threat per year on average forever, just like Azeroth. 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A social media politics quiz told me I'm a Luxemburgist. How do we feel about it, chat? 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Forgotten Island was quite good. The two of us were the ONLY ones there though. Tragic. 130
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What if Scourge and Eclipse kissed? What if they tormented their rivals together? What if they had freaky alien-hog babies? 280
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone was not just proveably wrong but increasingly hostile about the thing they were wrong about 120
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got really angry at work today. I'm usually very put together and professional, so I was a little embarrassed. But somehow it put me into a good mood by the end of the night 251
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay, but maybe I want to be able to regenerate from shotgun wounds and impalement. Maybe the mold really is a gift. 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gonna go through all that effort and spend all that money when neighbors are free and easily available? 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees 110
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Unrelated but someone make me a big fiery bronze anthro bull for some unique vore 020
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every time I see weird right-wing American Catholics responding to a perfectly normal comment from the Pope, I get the feeling we need to start casting some new bronze bulls 020
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They don't know their queer history. Hate to see it. 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn. I'm sorry to hear people are being insensitive to your situation like that. 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Orange peels. Whole lemons, seeds, skin, and all. Paper. String. A tiny bit of bone. I still do these things sometimes. 130
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Coming in late. Did you get answers? Did you ask hin which Sonic the Hedgehog canon is his favorite? 010
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There's a different kind of crunch when you're trapped in his gut 110
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What if a guy was so doomed by the narrative that the universe decided to fuck with him in fun little ways? Anyway, Resident Evil is fun. 012
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Has anyone actually used those Lovense toys that are occassionally advertised by NSFW artists? 240
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sometimes you have to keep your vore fetish fresh with little themes for your meals. Today's lunch is a bit of a nostslgic throwback to the 1950s: two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. 120
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Part of me sees this adorable little creature in a tiny world so unbelievably different from our own and says... "Go on, tardigrade. Build a society. Ruin Eden for yourself." 030
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm surprised they didn't all quit some time between Shadow Milk and Eternal Sugar. Those must be some dedicated bigots to stick around. 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wait. If I play it right I could get a caddy who pays for the privilege of carrying my bag. Damn. 020
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don't really know if I have it in me to be a findom to random people on the internet... ...buuut, then again, I could use a few thousand for new golf clubs. 140
Reposted by 🔞Azkirioth🔞Spooky-spoodtiiime~ 🕷️🎃👻 @punapuna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Abit late but still wanted to put something out for #SpyroCommunityDay. Funnily enough it coincides with #Biceptember too! Bigger 'n' buffer foxo belongs to the legend @djdarkfox.bsky.social! Seems our purpl-derg got ahead of himself, hopefully he's got deep pockets! 😱 Enjoy! 51019193
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hate being sick. Someone balance my humours for me. 150
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The game may be good, but it's real lasting contribution to culture will be all the resulting vore. 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Kirby and Metroid look good but man. I felt so hollow for 90% of that direct. 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What if they're members of the Breadbug family instead? 000
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Based on a real conversation with my spouse about Donkey Kong. Spoilers for the most recent arc of One Piece. 000
Reposted by 🔞Azkirioth🔞milk @milkand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026when i was playing endacopia i was like "andy.. land.. that names sounds sooooo familiar" and then i realized i commissioned them for this back in 2020 LOL. time flies 9635110
Reposted by 🔞Azkirioth🔞E-Zoid @e-zoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gym Partners (Full Release) Collab with the super talented @mawarisaka.bsky.social ❤️ 4254181207
🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking forward to how The Legend of Zelda (2027) will set up the eventual Super Smash Bros. film. My money is on a post credits scene revealing that the Wooden Sword given to Link (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) by the Old Man (Sam Neill) originally belonged to Steve Minecraft (Jack Black). 021