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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 6h
Age yourself with a childhood crush. He awakened something within me.
Ash Mongoose as depicted in Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog comics.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I felt like a dumb, impotent idiot when I walked out. 10/10.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Digger was great. I highly recommend it.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will keep you here, suffering on the wheel of cyclic existence, not out of hatred but out of love
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would the Cookie Run equivalent of a fleshlight be a "doughlight?" 🤔
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A picture of a tin of dulce de membrillo on a white background.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Convert your online friends into IRL friends
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You thought I wanted you as a *pred*? Sorry, I'm more in the market for a live-in garbage disposal.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You have to press on. Break the swapping habit. Just make sure not to upturn those tines!
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You there. Keep your fork in your left hand. There's no need to swap back and forth.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope. Sorry. Sanctuary is gonna have to face one (1) world ending threat per year on average forever, just like Azeroth.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A social media politics quiz told me I'm a Luxemburgist. How do we feel about it, chat?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgotten Island was quite good. The two of us were the ONLY ones there though. Tragic.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if Scourge and Eclipse kissed? What if they tormented their rivals together? What if they had freaky alien-hog babies?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone was not just proveably wrong but increasingly hostile about the thing they were wrong about
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got really angry at work today. I'm usually very put together and professional, so I was a little embarrassed. But somehow it put me into a good mood by the end of the night
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, but maybe I want to be able to regenerate from shotgun wounds and impalement. Maybe the mold really is a gift.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna go through all that effort and spend all that money when neighbors are free and easily available?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unrelated but someone make me a big fiery bronze anthro bull for some unique vore
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time I see weird right-wing American Catholics responding to a perfectly normal comment from the Pope, I get the feeling we need to start casting some new bronze bulls
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They don't know their queer history. Hate to see it.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Why I left the Left" video: Kobold edition
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn. I'm sorry to hear people are being insensitive to your situation like that.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
47. But he's going to be *very* uncomfortable.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Moon drops? Concord? Dominga?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's on your nasty old mind?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Orange peels. Whole lemons, seeds, skin, and all. Paper. String. A tiny bit of bone. I still do these things sometimes.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coming in late. Did you get answers? Did you ask hin which Sonic the Hedgehog canon is his favorite?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ignorance, my friends, is bliss.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of my colleagues uses generative AI. Gross
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a different kind of crunch when you're trapped in his gut
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if a guy was so doomed by the narrative that the universe decided to fuck with him in fun little ways? Anyway, Resident Evil is fun.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has anyone actually used those Lovense toys that are occassionally advertised by NSFW artists?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes you have to keep your vore fetish fresh with little themes for your meals. Today's lunch is a bit of a nostslgic throwback to the 1950s: two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Part of me sees this adorable little creature in a tiny world so unbelievably different from our own and says... "Go on, tardigrade. Build a society. Ruin Eden for yourself."
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm surprised they didn't all quit some time between Shadow Milk and Eternal Sugar. Those must be some dedicated bigots to stick around.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Elias Acorn from the Archie Sonic comics, maybe?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An opinion on questions.
A yes/no meme using a cartoon character that no current allegations involving minors. The no segment reads "Changes to word order and use of interrogatice words." The yes segment reads "Rising intonation."
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait. If I play it right I could get a caddy who pays for the privilege of carrying my bag. Damn.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't really know if I have it in me to be a findom to random people on the internet... ...buuut, then again, I could use a few thousand for new golf clubs.
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Spooky-spoodtiiime~ 🕷️🎃👻 @punapuna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Abit late but still wanted to put something out for #SpyroCommunityDay. Funnily enough it coincides with #Biceptember too! Bigger 'n' buffer foxo belongs to the legend @djdarkfox.bsky.social! Seems our purpl-derg got ahead of himself, hopefully he's got deep pockets! 😱 Enjoy!
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hate being sick. Someone balance my humours for me.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The game may be good, but it's real lasting contribution to culture will be all the resulting vore.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby and Metroid look good but man. I felt so hollow for 90% of that direct.
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if they're members of the Breadbug family instead?
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Based on a real conversation with my spouse about Donkey Kong. Spoilers for the most recent arc of One Piece.
Nerona Imu saying "The one suffered most from Donkey Kong Bananza... was mu."

The words "Donkey Kong Bananza" are displayed as the game's logo.
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when i was playing endacopia i was like "andy.. land.. that names sounds sooooo familiar" and then i realized i commissioned them for this back in 2020 LOL. time flies
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E-Zoid @e-zoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gym Partners (Full Release) Collab with the super talented @mawarisaka.bsky.social ❤️
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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking forward to how The Legend of Zelda (2027) will set up the eventual Super Smash Bros. film. My money is on a post credits scene revealing that the Wooden Sword given to Link (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) by the Old Man (Sam Neill) originally belonged to Steve Minecraft (Jack Black).
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