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Peter Bravestrong

@azifwekare.bsky.social
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Gamer. Movie-lover. Frequent concert attendee. Fat guy. Nerd. Amateur DJ. Bleeding Heart Libtard.

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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Grok, do a vulgar roast of this guy at this party. Now make it more vulgar.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno, man… as a Day One Silent Hill fan, I think Townfall feels more like a SH game than anything since 4. It NAILS the atmosphere, offers an intriguing mystery that makes me want to keep playing, and even has a few solid puzzles.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“How dare these people not be sick!” Wouldn’t this actually be a GOOD thing? Because if you have to use your insurance, the insurance provider is going to have to cough up money. If you don’t use it, they just collect your premium.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is it we call it a cult when there’s a group of people who worship a person, but when they worship an omniscient, invisible being we call it religion?
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I know the protagonist of Silent Hill: Townfall has an IV in his arm. I bet it’s because he just had his GENITALS MUTILATED and he’s hunting for his missing foreskin!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The winner, and NEWWWWWWW Champion of the Worst Movie Ever: Children of the Corn (2020).
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good news! Trump says there’s no danger in AI because, and this is a direct quote, “we have a little gear, boom,” and that shuts it down! Motherfucker doesn’t have ANY intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Listen up, Music Sky… The new remaster of Funkadelic’s seminal Maggot Brain is probably the greatest remaster I’ve ever heard. If you already own an older version, do yourself a favor and replace it. You have not heard this album like this unless you have a first pressing.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“You wouldn’t steal a car…” Whoa whoa, let me stop you right there. If stealing a car was as easy as pirating movies and games, I would have a different Aston Martin for every day of the week.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For anyone who still doesn’t understand, Prince is just an ATM to the Estate “caretakers” and music is, unfortunately, not as profitable as cheap, Chinese-made merch with a massive markup.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gotta say I’m enjoying watching Lonnie & Spicy, the two clowns in charge of the Prince Estate, get raked over the coals for blatantly lying about the tracks on Timeless being tampered with. That’s what happens when you put a greedy lawyer and former porn director in charge, I guess.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Since we’re getting a new Street Fighter movie, we should also get a new Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“World’s Smartest Man” asks AI chatbot to think of witty retorts. It sounds like even Grok doesn’t want to be his friend.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am hereby signing an executive order to rename Trump Tower to “Pedophile Palace.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well at least the Great Lakes have a new acronym that better describes the United States: Superior Huron America Michigan Erie SHAME.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AND NONE OF THEM WERE THE RIGHT ONES!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think Dolly was in a class like Prince and Bowie - one of those people who seemed so much larger than life, you never even stopped to consider their mortality. I’m not even a country music fan, but I loved Dolly as a person for her philanthropy, humor, and grace.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was truly one of one. She was a trailblazer, a brilliant songwriter, a kind and generous soul who spent millions helping others, and a true icon. She was always funny and genuine every time I saw her on TV. We lost the wrong 80-year-old blonde today, but she will be fondly remembered.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Judging by the fact that you don’t know how to use apostrophes correctly, I think explaining it to you like you’re 5 might be too advanced for you.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow! BREAKING NEWS! Multiple teams are interested in a 22-year-old All-Star center! That’s the kind of inside scoop you can only get from an ESPN insider like Brian Windhorst! HUGE if true! As huge as Brian Windhorst!
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 12/08/2026
Checking the current inflation rate so I can reduce the amount of effort I put into my job by a commensurate percentage.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does anyone else get just as much enjoyment out of the tinkering in any given project as they do the final result? I’m redoing my arcade cabinet from scratch - all the games, frontend themes, bezels, you name it. I’m having as much fun setting it up as I do PLAYING the actual games!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have never been as sick of hearing about anything as I am hearing about Sophie Cunningham. Why do we even care why that old leather handbag thinks? She’s a bench player who scored less points than an opponent who was thrown out of a game. It would be like caring what Bronny James thinks.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You can watch all five seasons of In Living Color on YouTube. Even though the show wasn’t as great after Keenen Ivory Wayans left, the first 3 seasons are still hilarious. The show was such a trailblazer. A largely black cast on a primetime network TV sketch comedy show.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t get me wrong, the Original Six Dragonlance novels are still the GOATs. It’s just nice to read something that doesn’t make reference to the War of the Lance or any of the heroes.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve just reached Book Two in War Wizard and I’m enjoying it so far. A HUGE step up from the Destinies Trilogy, which just read like internet fanfic. I like stories that take place in pre-Cataclysm Krynn because they’re not constrained by the events of Chronicles & Legends.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Go Deep” is one of the slickest, sexiest jams of all-time. That groove just gets in your veins and forces you to move. It’s impossible to not bob your head AT MINIMUM when listening.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Velvet Rope is Janet Jackson’s best album and you will never change my mind.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Those who use hate just won’t participate.” PM Dawn’s first LP was released 35 years ago today and it still SLAMS.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
On this day, mistakes were made.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It would be a real shame if Jake Lang and his little vest were to get Kirked. Real shame.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 31/07/2026
NEW Trump merch alert: The Presidential Neck Vag is the MAGA accessory you've been waiting for!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pee-soaked? Is he sharing a cell with The Older Millennial?
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As far as I’m concerned, social networking peaked with the BBS.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Oh honey, THOSE shoes with THAT vest?” -Jake Lang
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Halo on PlayStation - mass hysteria!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dave Portnoy, in addition to being a stupid piece of shit, is such a pathetic simp for Caitlin Clark. She’s not going to fuck you, dude. NOBODY is going to fuck you.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
With @sega-west.bsky.social reviving old properties, can we get a Condemned 3? I don’t even know who owns the IP anymore, honestly. I just want a final game to complete the story.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Headline: “PS4 & 5 DISCS WILL ONLY LAST ABOUT 10-20 YEARS!” The fine print in the article: “(without proper care.)” So the same as literally every other disc, then?
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Elon Musk is going to use his shitty AI platform to make a shitty AI version of The Odyssey that’s “historically accurate” (read: all straight white people). He says it will be out by the end of the year, so based on his track record with SpaceX, you can watch it sometime in 2041.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I want Deadly Premonition 1 & 2 remasters. Make it happen, @nightdivestudios.bsky.social!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This. This is in regards to the fake Pete Hegseth emo photo that takes 2 seconds to Google. We make fun of MAGA (rightfully) for being stupid and gullible, but then fall for this obviously fake bullshit.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Michigan looks like it is being rendered by the Nintendo 64 right now thanks to the Canadian wildfires.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Trump caught the Donorrhea bug and shit himself into oblivion? He’d probably smell the same as he does now, but it would be such poetic justice.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“A Trump scandal finally has the teeth to put him in real danger.” Oh yeah? The raping… The pedophilia… The violations of the Constitution… The war crimes… The violations of the emoluments clause… None of those were serious enough, but surely THIS time there’s no way he wiggles out of this one!
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This one hurts. I have been a champion of Sam Neill as one of the most underrated actors ever since I first saw In The Mouth of Madness. I just watched Possession about 2 weeks ago, and what a God-tier performance that was! Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, Daybreakers, Merlin… Thank you, Sam.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
C’mon, Grim, quit being a cocktease and give us what we really want.
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Peter Bravestrong @azifwekare.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Microsoft DOOM seems fitting.
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