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Lurker: chronically a WIP. (Currently trying to unpack the dead bird)

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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 10h
Shen Yuan: “You're making that face because you can't disprove it, aren't you?” Qiu Wenrui: “My face is not your dictionary.” #writing #fanfiction #LanternFishPond
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shen Yuan: “Hello, Your Majesty. There is a sanctioned, heavily guarded cemetery close to my hometown. It lacks enough openings in the mausoleums. Could I please commission your excavation personnel to adjust this grave oversight?” Luo Binghe: “Denied.” #writing #fanfiction #LanternFishPond
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The theme of this story is: Don't mess with the professionals. 😊
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He coughed. “That is to say, she had more common sense.” One does not wage war with the employer of the physician when said physician was Wen Yanshu. He had bitched through the entire time, but even he knew she was good. He just wished she didn’t apply to him.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which still meant pants and a long-sleeved shirt, but still! Luo Binghe, could you not come back in ten minutes?! Instead, Shen Yuan took a sharp breath, held it, then said, “Good afternoon, your majesty. I would like to say that I fought her to the bitter end, but Physician Wen had the advantage.”
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was a good chance that, had Shen Yuan been less injured, not in the middle of having an insanely talented hairdresser holding half his scalp, and just a few more minutes of time, he would have bolted out the door. He. Was. In. His. Underwear!
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm just messing around right now. Just had to share a random chapter section. #writing
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I just print this out and use it as a bookmark? #LaDS #SleeplessBanquet #Caleb I love their outfits!
Caleb's new outfit from the back.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love how it's called doom scrolling, but most of my feed is "you got this" in various methods and modes of violence and affirmation.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally cracked open #LordofMysteries, The Clown. I did not expect such strong opinions on politics. I love it! #LoM #AlgerWilson
Page 279 Alger expresses disappointment with the current political party.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, Themar has a higher natural vocabulary than I do and Reese is a total Daddy's boy. And Aaryn just discovered something about his roomie.😱
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Writing this weekend with Tony! Reese is as much a perfectionist as the rest of the pack, the kids are crazy over Barq's rootbeer, and Aaryn has no idea there's a whole selection of grass hats waiting for him at the beach. #touchgrassfic #originalfiction
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today's chapter title: ¡Mi casa no es su casa! 😅
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wolves in a pottery room... Aaryn: Are you creating or destroying? Reese & Peter:
static.klipy.com
Both Is Good
ALT: Both Is Good
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[Cryptid shows up in the middle of the night, and then it's all claws and teeth and freaky noises... and screaming] Aaryn: Holy shit!! What's that? Reese, on the phone: Front or back? Peter: Front. Hangman: Nom nom nom nom / Peter: Back. Grass: Nom nom nom nom
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can you imagine? All those people stealing Amazon packages. It's fae folk trying to steal names.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Writing again with Tony. For some reason I keep typoing Reese as Reeves. Reese: I really don't want to make a rat's nest under there... Next day, there's a new sign up: Beware [critter]. #touchgrassfic #originalfiction
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just got a comment on one of my better stories. It's in Spanish and all caps. Dear lord. There's been 2,350 hits on this thing and I haven't updated in 8 years. I'M SO SORRY. archiveofourown.org/comments/126... #ClaimthePrize #HidanxHinata #NarutoAU #Ishouldbewriting #butsotired😅
archiveofourown.org
Comment 1265071811 on Claim the Prize - Azhwi - Naruto | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: ... Why can't this normal? Reese mid-lick to the bottom of Aaryn's foot: S'ry. Sheila: *DADS. STOP.*
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sheila: My dads are always fighting. But like, flirty fighting. I'm (#) of days old and I already know they want to fuck.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: At least someone was happy (about the spider). Two weeks later... Aaryn: Sheila, my baby-doll! Reese: She's my baby-doll too. Aaryn: You didn't want hot pink, but she's *so hot* in pink.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: Hot pink. Reese: ... I was joking. Aaryn: HOT PINK. Reese: Fuck. Fine.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: 4" spider? Reese: Yeah. Aaryn: That jumps. Reese: Yeah. Aaryn: ... Reese: You'll love it. We'll name it Sheila.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nurse: How are you? Aaryn: I hurt. T-T Mikey: I got drugs. Reese: You're dead!
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Scotland has these cute little balls of light that lure you into swamps to drown and die. Appalachia has a more active strain.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: Is it related to weed? Is that why weed smells like skunk cabbage? Mikey - are you using cannabis for your gas? Mikey: ... I have a grow house. Wanna see? Aaryn: ... Reese: NO.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two weeks later... Aaryn: So Mikey, let's talk about that gas. If we refine it, we could make a killing in recreational drugs. Mikey: Let me kill you, and I'll think about it. Aaryn: ... Reese: NO.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaryn: I think me and Mikey came to an agreement. Mikey: Yeah, he was going to be breakfast. You guys totally botched my hunt. WTF. I had everything perfectly lined up!
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Toni and I are writing again! Here are some commentary from the peanut gallery. "Hello?" "HELLO THERE." Oh Hell No. #touchgrassfic #originalfiction
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That moment when I realize, yet again, that normal slice of life writing doesn't suit me. I create adorable characters who interact in healthy ways... then seriously consider killing more than half of them for a genre switch up. Apparently, I need violence.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
#LaDS looking absolutely gorgeous in every way possible. #Sylus #loveanddeepspace #AbyssalChaos
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Looks, he's color coded for satisfaction.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I love this fish. Absolutely. No questioning it. I have many questions for my own character though. #rafayel #loveanddeepspace #WhenMortalPathsCross #LaDS
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There's a reason why these two are my top men in #LaDS. #loveanddeepspace really writes fantastic banter worthy of the stunning eye candy. #rafayel #sylus (Chinese VA track because the VAs are so talented!)
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Look, this fish took me on an emotional rollercoaster today. First he was protesting about a cat, then he was so cool, then... He wore the aviators and I just collapsed giggling. #Rafayl #LaDS #loveanddeepspace
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
But really, is there a way to take pics of the home screen without the UI? #Rafayel #Xavier #Zayne #loveanddeepspace
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No wait. You can make him turn around. And then... he's defenseless! (Should I call these the early days? I'm only 6 days in) #Zayne #loveanddeepspace #video
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made the fish blush! 😘 #Rafayel #loveanddeepspace
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#Xavier is my nap time influencer. 😴 #loveanddeepspace #LaDS
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Oh and this one too. Just lovely.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Speaking of views...
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Is this gonna come down and eat us?
Big flower in the ceiling. Like, huge.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The ragdoll malfunctioned.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"What do you think you are doing?" "Getting a better camera angle!"
Crow is amused.Brook about to fall into the water.The view is totally worth the risk.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So, I've started playing #Dragonage4. And... Look, my save file is called #dateacrow.
Tall dark and handsome looking so solemn and mysterious.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I'm in shock. First time buying #Birkenstock. I've been slowly breaking in a pair of Francas while waiting for my Mayaris to arrive. I just got them today and the #sandals are *comfortable*. This is witchcraft. In a week, my feet broke to match the Birks. XD
Two pairs of sandals: Franca in Tobasco, Mayari in Habana.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#Writing... A basilisk named Slither Spoon. Why? “Because when it was a baby, it would steal the spoons after eating the gravel and run away with it.” 4k words for a short day.
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Ezio in #reverse1999 is efficiency incarnate! #assassinscreed #Reverse1999AssassinsCreedCollab X here is just there for the ride. XD
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Azhwi @azhwi.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Impromptu writing day... We're up to 15.5k. There's been an abduction. I mean an adoption. It started with an immigration. And a new ID! It was a lot!
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