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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

That’s it. These men are American citizens now. Someone fill out the paperwork, they’re ours now. I guess they can do dual citizenship but we’re keeping them.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

A pinnacle of the hater’s art. An inspiration that I can only strive to live up to.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Not at all the biggest point here, but what the fuck is with his hair. Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

This was crafted in a lab to cause me, personally, to have a stroke.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I have no idea what this is about. And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Well, nothing a pardon and a cabinet position can’t fix.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Today, as you know, is Juneteenth, observing the end of chattel slavery in the US. So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Sundrop is always to hand, and always willing to contribute his pink little nose.

An orange cat, leaning into a chin and scritch and towards the camera as his eyes droop in a deeply derpy expression of contentment. His snoot is pink.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I…I want to contribute cute animals but all I can come up with are these misshapen things. I’m so sorry. I tried my best.

A full sized bed with a gray cat loafing at the head while look grumpily at the camera. He is nestled into the tummy of a conked out black dog, who is in turn the little spoon to an equally conked out larger yellow dog. Additional cat toes are visible towards the foot of the bed. There is a conspicuous absence of anywhere a human could comfortably fit on this bed.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I have absolutely no idea if this is parody. None.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

You tell ‘em, Ralph. You’re okay in my book.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Fascist mouthpiece receives extremely gentle pushback, throws temper tantrum. God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

What I’m hearing here is that we could have won the Cold War by deploying Walz to bang the communism out of the Russians.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

@golikehellmachine.com, I dunno if you’re a warhamster person but I 40K-ified the thing.

A collection of wax seals affixed to slips of paper on which is written:

OUR FOE BELIEVES THEMSELVES THE TIDE, UNSTOPPABLE, INEVITABLE. BUT THEY ARE A WAVE, AND WE ARE THE ROCKS UPON WHICH THEY WILL SHATTER.

LET THEM COME, IN THEIR HOWLING MULTITUDES, THEIR TAWDRY PANTOMIME OF STRENGTH. LET THEM CRASH UPON THE SHOALS OF OUR WILL.

WE DO NOT BREAK BEFORE THEM. THEY BREAK UPON US.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Grandpa has good days and bad days, but the bad days are getting more frequent. Today he spent his time bopping to music from his youth instead of lashing out, and we’re hoping he stays with that. wapo.st/4dK01kt

wapo.st

Trump sways and bops to music for 39 minutes in bizarre town hall episode

Vice President Kamala Harris has called Trump, 78, unstable and questioned his mental acuity.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

So true story: many years back when I was but a wee sprog, I read something he wrote in the back of a Dilbert book about the double slit experiment proving souls or something and distinctly remember being very ??? about it. Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

I dunno what the Venn diagram overlap is of people with sewing machines, an interest in 40k and the supplies for wax seals, but it’s at least one! Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!

A red sewing machine decorated with a purity seal with the sigil of the Adeptus Mechanicus and a series of Latin supplications to the Machine Spirit.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

USN: [sweating profusely] sir, we…the patrol boat count. We’re outnumbered. We need your help. US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Weirdo: “I love free speech!!!” Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.” Weirdo: “no not like that”

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Hey you don’t gotta do Clippy dirty like that. Clippy was doing his best. I mean his best was terrible, but, like, a real person could describe the idea and someone could say it was worth a shot. He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

I’ve never used cocaine. But is this what cocaine feels like? I think this might be what cocaine feels like.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

How to tell you’re not the office favorite:

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

Bro looks like a tub of leftover refried beans granted a cruel parody of sentience by a trickster god.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

Fine someone who loves you like this birb loves cocaine.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 19/08/2024

Semi relevant anecdote: a friend of mine had an international thingie, and one of the locals had a tradition everyone bringing alcohol from their country to share. I suggested Malort, and coordinated to get a bottle for her. Tragically her partner insisted they take a local beer instead.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

Azfang: Or…actually no that’s it. Maybe a little too on the nose.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

Thought for the day: Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

An Imperial Guardsman cosplay holding a laspistol.

An Imperial Guardsman cosplay facing the viewer’s right, showing the Cadian Gate on his right shoulder.

An Imperial Guardsman cosplay facing the viewer’s left, showing the platoon marker on his left shoulder.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Jimmy Carter: if “I lived, bitch” could be a person.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

I’m not okay with my internal monologue becoming used in GOP training.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Eggs is an excellent name for a cat, furthering my thesis that any cat named after any food is a winner at life.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

I can genuinely never tell if Tim Pool is trying to be satirical. He’s like the incarnation of Poe’s Law.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

Princess Jasmine would run a VHS repair shop that is obviously a front for murder for hire. She doesn’t need the money, she just loves her work.

A seal point Siamese cat with pale blue eyes and a faintly annoyed expression looking to the left of the camera.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

This completely makes sense to me and I am angry about it.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Mute, perhaps, and yet so very clearly saying so much.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

I don’t think I have ever done anything with the singular focus that Sundrop applies to chomping his murder mittens.

A weird looking orange cat licking and/or chomping his murder mittens with intense focus and very little dignity.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

That 19th beer, tho. That one ain’t great.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

These guys are back! Cicadas are just the most relatable little guys, even aside from their dumb little perpetually befuddled faces. I too want to sleep for seventeen years and then climb a tree and scream until they die.

A cicada being held up to look slightly past the camera with pretty red eyes and a faintly confused face.

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Typically Ambivalent #247,735 @eitjjt.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Fine

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