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AJ

@azazel1247.bsky.social
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Philly, programmer, kinky dude, swimmer, nerd 🤓. obligate gay, kinda like how your cat is an obligate carnivore except in my case it's dick. that's right, that's right, that's what I fuckin' like

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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 8h
great t-shirt too
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a 90's kid.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homogenic, Kid A, Everyone Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We, Evil Empire, Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness, Nevermind, Little Earthquakes, The Downward Spiral, Ill Communication
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to eat less meat, like less than 10% of my total calories for a week in animal protein to get my numbers good. Good Luck!
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had a long text conversation explaining Camp Buddy to my boyfriend 🥰... I enjoy his amusement at my amusements.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is AI now inviting me to exclusive group chats?
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
omg its fckn Friday.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my god
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is a really cute TF game. Great concept and execution.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something is priced into these amounts I am not fully comprehending. Can we see their hit points or some such?
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What is light... without dark? What are you... without me? I am a part of you all.
Tim Curry as Darkness
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is someone missing a massive pair? I know where they may be. 🕵️
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the app is key, you can track your complaints.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I tell him I'll be Ewan Macgregor from I Love You Philip Morris when he gets prosecuted. But he's mostly harmless
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
dude tell me about it 😄, but alas... "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing."
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤔, no... but it's a kink of my partner to take pictures without people noticing. 😔... he loves it, so i never know when it happens. I have rules on sleeping and our house now.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I would lose my job while this feature was still in beta... and I wouldn't care.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The sad part is one day the us government is going to attach armor and weapons to that and there will be people in its path as it plows over them. Not soldiers, people.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kinda need to public make out with a guy one more time before Labor Day.
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Ali @alisouthhams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Courtesy of Hats on Cats 🤣 #solareclipse
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
sad boring meme about nothing other than existential boredom and accompanying lack of morals
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
so good, rewatchable
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dam brah, noice!!
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
so pretty
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Satan was a baby boomer.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
nice guns!
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hocus Pocus (1993), honorable mention.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the coloring of your shaft and glans is a bit mesmerizing too.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I did a triathlon with him once, was in his starting group. He was quite fit at the time pre-marriage. Bounce a quarter off any part of him.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes way. Philly might have a riot over this to celebrate 😄
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
En Vogue!!! (applauds meme choice 👏)
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🤔, number of different partners isnt equal to number of times you've had sex though.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😂
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A nice lean font barely any serif would have been just as accurate from a character style allusion to ancient inscriptions.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Philly hellscape version a.k.a Canadian wildfire smoke hitting
Philly sky line with haze from wildfire smoke
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
bard or fighter
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I realize I post from my main and my alt likes it's a single account... 😩
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Druid or Ranger??
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As long as you resist the urge for a detailed conversation with your driver on "what country they are from" or ask them to "change the radio station"... you've avoided full boomerization.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😏... enjoy discovering his feed!
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
lance woods is really handsome too! i like he maintains his bsky acct.
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is all amusing until you realize we are just watching federal contract embezzlement on a massive scale for what's supposed to be America's birthday. 😩
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've barely paid attention to the world cup, but Matt Turner, woof.
Matt Turner, US men's world cup 26 goalie
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
frozen custard!!! 🍦
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
oh wow, he looks great! (of course you do also 🔥).
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Everyone knows the Greeks were pale, blond and spoke with crisp British BBC accents. duh....
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tell me 5 random things you love (not people/pets) Books Anime Speedos (for swimming pervs) Pomegranates Cardamom
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AJ @azazel1247.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Humans are social primates. We form groups to effectively compete with other humans for resources. The largest threat to a human is another human. Humans not in our group are threats and suspects. Ethnicity, patriotism, nativism all are schemes around this central fact of intra species violence.
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