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Adam OM

@ayohem.bsky.social
564 followers 1.7K following 358 posts

He/Him - Liberal Millennial Lawyer. Last holdout in my demographic without a podcast (If you ignore my regular shouts into the void) Cubs / Bears / Illini fan, so nothing you say can hurt me.

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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I say this as a no longer practicing cradle Catholic — JD Vance is the personification of absolutely every single negative stereotype about adult converts. It's all about vibes and virtue signaling while not even understanding how little they understand.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Would you say your recommendation is....as heavy as an Acme anvil?
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can pretty much guarantee the thought never crossed her mind. Hateful racists like her lack the necessary empathy to even consider that someone may not view her as part of her favored "in group".
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damn, I didn't know 2008-2011 Weezer was playing a show!
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 01/08/2026
Extremely good thread. I have some personal interest in the Van Houten case specifically and Dan is right on every point here.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He's really proving he doesn't listen to "no".
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I tried to speak with him today, too, but he said it would be inappropriate to talk to me this close to an election season
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
PLOT TWIST! It'll actually be about Biden needing to use a handrail while leaving the White House
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You laugh, but prediction markets are set to be the second most important modern economic tool. The first, of course, being NFTs to help diversify the fungibility of one's tokens. (That was sarcasm, btw)
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a tortoise.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
ALT: This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wow, can't believe this is the first I'm hearing that we're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Same, but if I had to guess I'd say it's because they love the flattery and effusive praise it gives
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Perfect, no notes. I will be stealing this to awkwardly mumble at upcoming parties when there is a lull in conversations.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm a white male in the current 9th District and I'm going to do my damnedest to keep my new District blue
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
6-7 cloture!
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When Trump dies, I want Obama to attend any service wearing the tan suit. I know he won't because he's an infinitely better person than me, but it's my dream.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin' company ownerless!
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I completely agree! I just mostly am on always on the lookout to share that anecdote.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sometimes I'll hover the mouse over the "approve" button and linger for just a second.....AND THEN SLAM "DENY CLAIM". Just like they say in It's Wonderful Life: every time you deny a claim, a bitch gets her wings clipped, or whatever
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not an uncommon issue with academics
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I would never wear it for the same reason I'll never become a rapper: Slim Shady has already perfected it
Eminem and Rhythm Aryan Nation wearing the same outfit
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Brother, I ain't wasting my free time crying when I could instead get paid to do it.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Damn, the Strait of Hormuz blockade really is fucking up the supply chain for everything....
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Then what's the thing I've been puffin puffin passing to?
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm gonna open a store that exclusively sells shanties called Radio Shack
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I've heard that in Japan, toilets not only count but also speak and craft poetry.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Went from Minnesota to Largersota
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There was no more Mr. nice Linguyne after Jerry
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's 100% Hampton Inn behavior, too
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Charlie Kirk? Is that some kind of furry thing?
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Trump's not historically been concerned with consent
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh shit, that link wasn't suppose to be there. I accidentally typed "sure period to" and it auto filled a url that doesn't exist as far as i know
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Which one? I've collected twenty since the first skeet
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Knack 2?
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Zerg Rush on steroids
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What if I've already had my first corn dog?
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Only valid reason I've heard os because you then don't get as big of an adrenaline rush when you buy a new shirt. Not saying i agree, but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Maybe if the Secretary of State / Venezuelan President / Ayatollah / Acting National Security Advisor / Acting Archivist of the United States / Acting USAID Administrator Marco Rubio would stop hoarding all the jobs.....
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hell, I'm pretty sure all the US citizens in the region who also weren't notified are probably unhappy too
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Eh, I think the mattress industry would implode quicker. If everyone was forced to stand all the time I don't see how Mattress Firm could make a business pivot
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The worst part was when someone would forget to do a land acknowledgement before a battle, and then they were forced to become transgender as punishment.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Both of em, just Mullin it over.
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Mike Johnson is a Christian nationalist who is unfit to be within 100 yards of a school or park.
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Talarico is playing the long game; he already worked behind the scenes to get Rubio fired from his dream job of National Archivist!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/02/2026
democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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a woman is holding a baby on a balcony and says kim there 's people that are dying
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Adam OM @ayohem.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Pretty sure he's also a pokemon gym leader
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