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AydanShep

@aydanshep.bsky.social
139 followers 318 following 509 posts

27 Yr. old fuzzy creature (GShep). He/him. Pan. DM Friendly, pat the dog to receive slobber. Might be small, also I am already inside your ass. Horny, vorny, and maybe even stinky things. Consider yourself warned. 18+ content ahead. Minors DNI, fuck off.

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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I HIGHLY approve of this idea. Me? Biased towards AV? Nooooo...
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Huh, didn't know this was a thing, gonna have to check this out myself. More vore stuffs! Woo!
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Piper 🔜 BLFC @datrashman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unpopular opinion but we gotta allow stink(y) and smell(y) into the horny lexicon more They don't have to mean "a bad smell", but rather "a strong smell" I will die on this hill, strong-but-not-unpleasant-musk truthers rise up
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am staring respectfully at the buns of the bread-dog. ^w^
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't go to BLFC this year because of some personal life stuff, all good things! Just busy and settling in to my new home on the East Coast. So, I'm sending a Shep plush with my friends along with two tags that say "It's me, AydanShep" and "sit on me" I expect only good things to come from this.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cave diving with friends is always a good time~
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you try REALLY hard maybe you can play this off as a "side effect" of tonsil removal. Roll a d20 for persuasion. If that fails, roll another one for a stealth check against the medical board. X3
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am WEIRD and I am PROUD! WEIRD is GOOD!
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah, yeenbutt. ^w^
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinkin' about butts, being under butts, and being in butts. I'm sure this surprises nobody. Ya'll have really nice butts.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I allowed to do all three, just to make sure I know which one to pick? You know, gotta do research...yeah...for science reasons.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Much love from dog, to you and everyone else in our lovely, funny, animal-people family~! ♥️ Never far apart, nor far from home.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The idea of coming home from a long day at work and instead of flopping onto bed you flop/slide INTO your friends in various places... ...is good. Is very good.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We gettin' Renaissance up in here. Time to go put on my tunic, grab my funny hat, and die of various diseases. Hell yeah.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ope'
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Attention [EAST COAST] a [STRANGE DOG] has arrived from the [MIDWEST] and is here to [HAVE LONG UNPROMPTED CONVERSATIONS WITH STRANGERS] and [SAY "well, I 'spose."].
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Butt dog stamp of approval goes on this post.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sniffin' shark booty from up close and personal... ...less a punishment and more a privilege, if you ask me... <3
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You and me both. Very normal. Very trustworthy.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well good, constructive critique comes from experience, and research. You are simply allowing those critics to gain the knowledge they need. Its a service, really.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ooh...like a ghostly white/purple/green... that sounds pretty~ Oh! Because it's dream fire...is it also like ethanol flames, where you can't really see them in the light, but then it becomes more visible in the dark? Not for the same reasons but it feels like that might fit well for dream fire.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hmmm...could still work? Does dream fire still burn things? Is it hot or cold, since fear is often described as cold...cold fire? Thats really interesting, actually. I like the idea of dream fire. I defer to your judgement on the dream fire. I'm just a silly dog with questionable humor.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm gonna be going to see this soon myself! Glad to hear it's as good as folks seem to be saying it is. Looking forward to it.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ya'll ever get that special flavor of social anxiety sometimes where you KNOW something isn't a big deal but your brain is sitting there all like... "But what if it IS a big deal, you should worry about it, also everyone hates you." LOVE that feeling. I'm gonna go take a nap.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I was unaware of that! Now I know, and I apologize. ^w^
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I feel like either my fairly uncreative "protogen likes RAM" joke has been misunderstood.... ...or I am now missing the joke being inverted onto me... Dog was attempting to be silly, and apologizes if this was somehow received poorly.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also can Cass use foxfire? Because now I'm imagining cooking shenanigans that end with Cass sitting in a chair eating fried tofu while the house burns around her, like that "This is fine" meme.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey you didn't SPECIFY it had to be horny stuff! ...I DO like donuts though...hmmm...
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Then I'm bringing her like, 10 pounds of it. ^w^
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
CODE RED, THE CAT HAS GAINED ACCESS TO INDUSTRIALIZATION. EVERYBODY RUN.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wake up and smell the PM-2.5 It's like smelling the roses but instead of a nice floral smell you just get clogged lungs and an itchy throat.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bring some fried tofu, since thats what kitsunes/foxes like according to the legends! Also, while eating, discuss plans to cook together next time around, cooking with friends is really fun...and PROBABLY won't end in chaos.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
....I stole your RAM. :3
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The BEST month.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*Is somehow, despite the house shattering tremors...still asleep.* When you have macro friends you acclimate to this sorta thing, you know?
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Actually, I think we're almost out of forklift at home, could you grab one? You can never have too much forklift.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So does a full dozen just get counted as like..."minutes under skunk donut" in this case? ...I'll take 3 dozen, please. Maybe more.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy birthday, Ragna! ^w^
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
...please? :3
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not a hot take, the RIGHT take. This is 100% accurate. Doesn't fully kill you, just drains you until you're sitting there like GOD DAMNIT STOP.
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Sarah Snow ❄️ @sarahsnow32.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hot take: having hiccups in real life feels like when you get poisoned in Minecraft.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have a tub of raspberry cheesecake Gelato and I may need to be physically restrained so I do not devour the entire thing in a single sitting. Send reinforcements.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Those eyes...that poor noodle has SEEN some shit.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
High five for shared addictions, my friend.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time to run off into the mountains and open a small shop selling eccentric trinkets and knicknacks to passerby who find you and wander in. This is the way.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Laughing, but like, terrified laughing.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What does that even MEAN? This is the most effective threat. I'm terrified.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In a world where macros exist, concrete would cost a fortune thanks to constant reconstruction efforts. Wigs, on the other hand, would be exceptionally cheap, because, a single macro donating some fur would make like, 500 wigs. This has been thoughts of dog, thank you for coming.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This might be the one and only time where I would consider doing a 6 7.
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AydanShep @aydanshep.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am in...the BEST kind of danger, I think. ^w^
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