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@aycedanger.bsky.social
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holding it has been a challenge when I've tried, but I am tempted...
Photo of a 36" umbrella hat
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do the dumbest people try to be assholes on top of it?
Divvy dock with graffiti written on top: "To [sic] [scratched out misspelling] Lazy to Buy a bike Eh?"
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love finding friends on the walk home
A large short hair domesticated cat on a sidewalk. Garden statue of a cat in the foreground, as well as the back of a white statue to the side
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have to remind myself arguing with these people is pointless, they are not normal people!
ShawnRW 🇨🇦 #NeverEverVoteConservative
@srwhitelegg.bsky.social

(Follow / Account Muted / Made over 30 replies yesterday)

No bus. No train. No plane. 

(Image of a Google maps screenshot showing 1 hr 51 min trip to Costco)
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These people are so funny
Screenshot:

Today at 4:31 PM


@dame.is has added you to the "Blocked for secret reasons" moderation listdame
@dame.is

anyone got a blockenheimer like tool that i can paste URLs of bluesky posts into and add everyone who liked a post into a moderation list? if not, i will just make one in anisota 1/3
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, better photo from before I started drinking
Bike lane bump out (featuring a car blocking said lane)
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was a mess the other night when we went out to dinner! Also can someone explain why the bike lane randomly narrows at this spot!?
Horrible photo of a bike lane with a random bump out narrowing the lane for a couple feet
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's good to be back 🥰
Photograph of a movie theater: on the screen is the 400 Theater Logo advertising coming attractions. A large popcorn is held up in front of the screen and rows of seats.
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Last night I found they put fencing around the parking lot leaving a clear path for trail users (yay) but they couldn't help but make it effectively useless for users on wheels (boo)
Photo of the trail looking northeast: Construction fencing around a parking lot, with the fence placed so it is just blocking the curb ramp
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ope
Screenshot of Bluesky post by Sam Brasel (@sambrasel.bsky.social) 23h ago:
Former road cyclist here. There are strategies for parents of dependent children to consider. *Just* for consideration. Not judging!
- Do not bicycle-transport small children on streets and roads.
- Do not bicycle-transport *oneself* on streets and roads until the youngest is in their mid-teens.
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
North Shore Channel Trail has the easternmost path closed between Pratt and Touhy, including the path around the parking lot (which is also closed but full of construction equipment) #bikechi #chibike
Photograph of NSCT traveling north with path ahead closed forcing users to take the western forkPhotograph of NSCT traveling north with an area of the eastern path surrounded by construction fencingPhotograph of NSCT traveling north with path ahead closed forcing users to take the western fork towards the parking lotPhotograph of NSCT traveling south with path ahead closed forcing users to take the western fork
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not to be all NIMBY on main but I am sad that this section on Belmont is losing the last of the quirky two flats
Two flat the color of a smokers wall with some charming details above the two front doors surrounded by demo fencing
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I didn't attempt any further south this morning, just took Racine.
Road closed barriers on Lincoln at Racine
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Screaming for cheese from his chair as usual
Black and white tuxedo cat on a padded chair
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My partner calls me a tattletale 🫡
Graphic with a green background. 
Bike Lane Uprising's logo featuring a fist holding a bicycle
Top 5
Reporter
July 2026
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please Divvy can I have some points my streak is dying
Map of points available on the Divvy app
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not even a block away the bike lane is serving as The Field's loading dock (as usual, @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social has my receipts)
Garvey's delivery truck occupying the bike lane, two wheels on the already destroyed curb and sidewalk
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
On my lunch break and still pissed about this. I really hope the street sweeper comes through here soon, there is so much glass and trash all over both bike lanes.
Photo of a bike lane with rocks scattered throughoutPhoto of a bike lane with small glass pieces all overBike lane with trash and other debris
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chicago hates bicycles! Streets and San is powerwashing the sidewalk for this underpass, blocking a bike lane, and spreading glass rocks and other debris into the lanes. No warnings, no cones, just fuck you
Bad picture of the situation described
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There it is
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It gon rain
Photo of a Chicago 2-flat's backyard taken from the 2nd floor. Lots of green fills the bottom of the photo, a pine tree in front of a garage and a bungalow across the alley surrounded by more trees. Above, the sky is cloudy, gray, and ominous.
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Photo of concreach from Lakefront Trail just south of Lincoln Park's Chess Pavilion. Beautiful, cloudless blue sky above skyscrapers and green-blue Lake Michigan. A few scattered people enjoying the day, a gentleman takes a photo on a bench under tree cover, loyal dog lounging nearby
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Found the Cubs wrap! Are there bikes for Bulls and Blackhawks??
Black Classic Divvy parked at a station, Cubs themed graphics on the wheelhouseFront of the parked Divvy, Cubw logo centered on a bike field
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found a Sky one too, but 🥱
Chicago Sky wrapped Divvy at a full stationFront of Chicago Sky Divvy, basket graphic is just black with a small logo
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Chicago Stars Divvy wrap is my favorite of the bunch!
Two Divvy classic bikes parked at a dock, one has a black wrap with the Chicago Stars logo and a soccer ball graphic on the back wheelhousePicture of the front of the Chicago Stars Divvy bike, "basket" has a graphic with soccer balls blasting out a brick wall with the words "Go Stars" in big puffy letters
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I try to be a big booster for Divvy, but sometimes it feels like I'm a big sucker. Taking an entire trip to Evanston and finding they've removed a station but keep it listed on the app is frustrating enough, but the overage charge I racked up finding another is such a slap in the face!
Grassy lawn next to a sidewalk, disturbed dirt hints at a removed Divvy stationScreenshot of the Divvy app showing the location as a station that needs drop offs
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ooh, I haven't seen that one yet! I got the Fire one a couple times this week 😎
Divvy station with a classic bike docked, it is wrapped in black with a Chicago Fire braned back wheel housing
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I did it again and yet never submitted at least 1/3 of my June obstructions oops
Bike Lane Uprising (@bikelaneuprising.bsky.social)

Top 10 Reporter
June 2026
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pulled up Google Maps to see where this site was and can I just say how useless the bicycle layer is? Spotted this beaut just a little south of it
Google maps showing the sidewalk inside a pharmacy's parking lot as bike-able in Hammond
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looks like they're finally getting around to it
Ardmore Ave on the west side of the intersection with Sheridan Rd, you can see road markings indicating a bike lane leading to the crosswalk. Beyond that you have three CDOT traffic panels (featuring attached caution tape blowing in the wind almost reaching a car turning left) where the bike counterflow lane should begin as indicated by a streen sign to the right
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yooooo!!
Your results:
92% woke / 8% chud
44% Tech bro / 56% Neo-Luddite
47% Hopepilled / 53% Doomer
80% Davis / 20% Dubai

Your closest match: Zohran Mamdani
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Everytime I try to take the CTA it reminds me not to
Screenshot of Transit app showing two uncertain brown line trains with the next one tracking to arrive in 20 minutes
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's one from last month
Car illegally parked in the unpainted bike lane at Ardmore abd Sheridan
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This poor Riley Rack 🤬
A giant Chevy truck someone parked on the sidewalk on Edgewater, pushing on a Riley Rack
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What a hard week, but so much love from this community. Rest in Power, Riley
Bike riders performing a die in on Halsted where Riley was killed
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My least favorite section of the Granville bike lanes is under the CTA tracks. Instead of a buffered or protected design, CDOT went with a design that guarantees drivers parking or standing in the lane
Action k9 security suv blocking the granville bike laneCar blocking the granville bike laneCar blocking the granville bike laneCar blocking the granville bike lane
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's open!!! #chiLFT
A color photograph of my Schwinn bike in front of the newly rehabbed Lake Front Trail underpass at Montrose
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Got mine as a reward from the Angel program
Photo of a Divvy Key on a keyring, it is dark blue piece of plastic with the Divvy Angel logo in yellow repeat patterned
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Certain stores are allowed bollards
Screenshot of Google Maps Street View of HERMÈS Chicago Store with retractable bollards in front of the store doors and additional bollards at the sidewalk corner
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yes I did leave my cast party early for this
Photograph of a cabaret table at Second City with drinks, popcorn, candy, and two Safe Streets Th Comedy Show flyers
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Not just the Loop sadly
Color photo of a car standing in the red bus only lane in Wicker Park as the driver ran across the street "just for a minute"
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Do other bike share employees block the bike lane regularly or is it just Chicago's @divvybikes.bsky.social ?
Color photograph of a Divvy truck standing in the Kinsey bike lane downtown
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Adventures in Crossing Roger's Park Streets
Color Photo of a crosswalk, fully submerged in rainwater except the highest middle of the streetColor Photo of a crosswalk, Wells Road Service blocking the far side
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Good enough reason to post this from the other day!
A for-sale grey car parked with half of it blocking nearly the entire sidewalk on a city block in Chicago in front of an autobody shop
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
*chef's kiss*
Screenshot of Monica's post on my Bluesky timeline, immediately followed by @isctaokay.bsky.social posting "🤬CTA Rail is having a terrible day.
72% of scheduled trains operated on Mar 6th as of 6pm.
42% arrived at their scheduled intervals.
Schedules are increased 0% from pre-pandemic schedules."
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My partner did a show with Indica last year, she was the sweetest person
Color photograph of 6 Drag Queens at my Buddy's
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Begging car brains to get new material this shtick is so used up and boring
Screenshot of a Bluesky reply by "Thee Smoking Baby" @ochentayuno asking "How many red lights/ stop signs have you not obeyed this week on your bicycle?"
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Can we talk about how crazy the jerrymandering of the West Ridge wards is
zoomed in screenshot of West Ridge ward boundaries with one home seemingly left out of the rest of the block
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aycedanger @aycedanger.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Wait when did USPS enshittify the drop boxes so you can't drop small packages off anymore??
Close up photograph of a USPS drop box, a slot has been bolted onto the drop so only letters can be mailed
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