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❝ The fucking cooling station is making me want to go bite something. ❞

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She is very mych cussing at the tv. Give her a bit.

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🦇/: I only care about football when Spain plays I promise

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PERO QUE HAN METIDO UNA PUTA PAUSA PA BEBER AGUA, ¡¿QUÉ ES ESTA MIERDA?!

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Apologies. You are as beautiful as a queen of the night.

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What a beautiful day to be a lesbian

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<--- Highly enjoying her cup of blood.

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Some people find wet cat boys surprisingly attractive. Which beats me, but then again... Sobre gustos y colores...

[ Sorry, buddy, her tongue burns if she says anything remotely nice about a man's appearance. ]

I think he is pretty average in height... If the chronic malnourishment from the century he was born into is taken into account.

Some humans have a horrible lack of self control and feel better by pretending others are worse.

Didn't you say you hated those?

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Worse than usual. If you pick someone who is drunk, it tastes a bit like vodka.

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Move a couple towns over for dinner. Everything here will taste horrible for a while.

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Nothing! Nothing. I was trying to say it more like, "OF COURSE, it is one of those two" in the sense they are what first comes to my mind when I think of a raunchy song to sing along to.

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Of course it was going to be Scene Queen or Chrissy Chlapecka. Not that she is complaining. In fact, she is not even thinking. Just... DAMN.

SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Please, do. [ What? Did anyone expect the lesbian to say no to a beautiful woman offering to sing something raunchy? ]

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Venga. A tomar por culo todo, di que sí, hombre. It's so nice to be dead. Well. Not dead-dead. Can the sun come up already? She needs her USEFUL powers.

SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

🦇/: "I shit on his whore of a mother and all his fucking dead. Cursed ridiculous fucking clown. He couldn't pick another day to come be a pain in the ass the annoying fucking piece of shit who puts on make up worse than an 80 year old drag queen with dollar store supplies."

SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

❝ Me cago en su puta madre y en todos sus putísimos muertos. Maldito payaso ridículo de los cojones. No podía elegir otro día para venir a dar un por culo impresionante el tío plasta de mierda que se maquilla peor que una draga octogenaria con colorete del todo a cien. ❞ She is cussing as she +

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

She's on her second non-alcoholic shandy. They are pretty good. Also, very carefully trying to stay under the shade.

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

🦇/: illo se me está olvidando cómo rolear en español, cosorro

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Vamo', es una pedazo de bollera. (She's a lesbian)

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

❝ It’s not that bad when you get used to it. Give it a try... I know donated blood tastes a bit off, like drinking cooking wine, but it’s better than starving. ❞

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

❝ Because I like staying alive. Now eat. ❞

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Puts a protein bar made out of cow blood and liquid yoghurt packet filled with blood on the tin. ❝ There you go. ❞

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Too much sun exposure." Do I have news for you guys about a tiny little thing called skin cancer.

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❝ Hostia, tú, que el canijo se perdió toda la movida de la carrera espacial. ❞

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Is that a liquid yoghurt bag? Well, yes, it's a liquid yoghurt bag filled with blood.

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Oh, c'mon, I'm not that little. Well, I guess I could still be alive as a human. But still.

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SHRAPNEL @aycarmxla.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Wait. The kid's older than her? She is never getting used to this shit.

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❝ It’s like a parasol, but it actually works. ❞ Nel has this thing, if she doesn't know the name of something in English, she just says it in Spanish with English phonics and confidence. And sometimes, like this time, that nails it.